Don’t Mess With Paris Hilton

June 27th, 2012 // 77 Comments
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“There’s no looking away, homes, you stare at it. You stare into the flaps of El Diablo.”

Here’s Paris Hilton and her people getting into a fight with a paparazzo last night because supposedly the dude took her picture coming down the steps and no one’s ever seen Paris Hilton’s vagina before. Which was smart because during the fight, Paris got knocked over allowing all the other paparazzi to get an even clearer shot of her groin. Although in the end, she was able to reassert her dominance by standing up and peeing all over them with her secret, invisible penis, so everything worked out.

Photos: NGRE/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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    so…..is she doing coke off a mexican’s back?

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    G Spot Finder
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    Pull your pants up – both of you!!

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    G Spot Finder
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    I got his dick boss. now what?

  4. Carla

    skeeeeeeeezer

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    Bobin
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    Please…this ass wasn’t doing anything but standing there holding his cigarettes the whole time.

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    Bobin
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    Does his hat say “unstoppable”? Yeah it didn’t work dude.

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    fraterna
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    Hilton was, is, and will ALWAYS be, the grossest whore on the planet. So diseased that you could catch herpes just from looking at this pic.

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    fraterna
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    Fawk, if I were that photog I’d run for it before she stomped me to death with those huge pontoon feet of hers. Oh, and nice shapeless, flat assed figure there Parasite. Some things just get better with age huh? :D

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    fraterna
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    From the look on the photog’s face he’s not enjoying the dry humping from the herpes hag. Hope he tossed back a shitload of penicillin after this.

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    fraterna
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    Big Bird and the case of the mysterious disappearing ass. Seriously that thing should be thrown on the griddle and served with syrup.

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    Lord Invader
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    This is the only pap smear that has worked out in Paris’s favor.

  12. helium

    Gotta love her. The steps she takes to stay relevent. And yes her ass looks awesome as always

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    Mar
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    Yankees Hat Man looks like that rich douche that was fat a few years back and was the first of Paris Hilton’s “friends” to call Lindsay Blohan “fire-crotch”. Which, by the way, he acted like he made up.. but the term has been around for a very long time. You don’t have to have a brain to be rich these days.

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    Naql
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    Skank

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    get serious
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    What’s funny is, hilton’s so irrelevant that this didn’t even make a posting here. I hope she soon slides into annonymity & no one remembers who she is…

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    your mother
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    ewwwwwwwwwww

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    Joe
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    At least she’s wearing undies for once.

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    Bill C.
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    what a bunch of fucking idiots

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