“There’s no looking away, homes, you stare at it. You stare into the flaps of El Diablo.”
Here’s Paris Hilton and her people getting into a fight with a paparazzo last night because supposedly the dude took her picture coming down the steps and no one’s ever seen Paris Hilton’s vagina before. Which was smart because during the fight, Paris got knocked over allowing all the other paparazzi to get an even clearer shot of her groin. Although in the end, she was able to reassert her dominance by standing up and peeing all over them with her secret, invisible penis, so everything worked out.
Photos: NGRE/AKM-GSI, Splash News