“There’s no looking away, homes, you stare at it. You stare into the flaps of El Diablo.”
Here’s Paris Hilton and her people getting into a fight with a paparazzo last night because supposedly the dude took her picture coming down the steps and no one’s ever seen Paris Hilton’s vagina before. Which was smart because during the fight, Paris got knocked over allowing all the other paparazzi to get an even clearer shot of her groin. Although in the end, she was able to reassert her dominance by standing up and peeing all over them with her secret, invisible penis, so everything worked out.
Photos: NGRE/AKM-GSI, Splash News
How DARE you try to upskirt photograph me while I’m actually wearing panties!
Good thing I stopped them before anybody saw my panties.
How come I never get to hit the lottery like this?
how come everybody in her entourage is ugly?
So she can look better by comparison.
Would it sound misogynist if I said that, were a fight to break out between me and her entourage, I’d take the opportunity to hit her ‘by mistake’?
Oh fuck yes, I’d have windmilled in to that fucker straight away.
she’s turning into Janice Dickenson. Nude panties! thank god.
Blond tranny says: “You saw the merchandise, now you gonna pay!”
If that’s her security they’re a joke. Ones holding a blackberry and cigarettes, another is wearing prison pants lol
Those are her dealers. She likes to keep them close.
What a classy moment!
she’s raping that poor man
Damn girl, you already have granny hands?
thin people have hands with veins that show AT ALL AGES because they don’t have fat covering it up. Have a look next time you actually spot a thin person in real life (good luck on that)
negative. she’s got granny hands and that’s a FACT
Thought she was wearing a witches hat. Made it all more interesting to me…
… and the family didn’t want her on the company board. Those selfish bastards!
Very amusing.
Such a glamorous life she leads.
lol^
Kuato?
Wow. That dude’s poop comes out complete with a blue dress. Fancy!
What I’m seeing here is a mugging. It doesn’t matter WHAT the pap takes a picture of, you can’t just steal his stuff! She’s got enough money, take him to court. I hope he takes her though, fuckin’ skank.
Suck my cock, Paco!!!
Now where’s that bag on coke you took from me!? Give it to me, gimme gimme gimme! Motherfuckerr!
“Ima tro myself on tap of ju!”
luk tall lady, we ONLY esteel Tequila, no cocaina!
Why’s the guy in the leather jacket breaking out a “Mr. Roboto” dance in the middle of all this??
“ehhh…mi amiga. I been doing your kegels workout tape for my abs for a while now, you like?”
pancake ass. so unfortunate!
Looks like the people of Arizona take their laws pretty seriously.
Nice rug burns on her back.
She needs to eat a burger.
Hey, Paris Hilton’s vagina! It’s been a long time since I last saw you. Looks like you’ve been holding up well.
HEY EVERYONE…IT’S HERPES !!!
My god, even her thighs are throwing punches.
Since when do altercations involve impromptu Twister matches?
I spy herpes!
Hey buddy, I know you’re in the middle of something but I think a Beef Chalupa Supreme with extra sour cream and guac just fell out of your pocket.
What a fame whore. And Paris Hilton isn’t much better.
Also, Paris looks like she’s got the thighs of an elderly anorexic beach bum: http://outhouserag.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451bbfa69e2011168d00075970c-500wi
Biohazzard alert !
She is ONE classy lady.
Pull up your pants, retard
You know what I seriously detest? The strange and very American habit of referring to a woman’s pudendum as a “vagina”. It’s called a “vulva”, Americans! V-U-L-V-A. It’s not actually possible to see a woman’s vagina unless you’re a gynaecologist with some kind of long and nasty scope.
Americans are a vagina half full people
So JLH should be “vulvazzling”?
Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, does it?
You must be awesome at parties.
She has a fabulous ass!!!
WTF is going on here?????
She is so damn ugly!
Who’s the 60 year old man with the NYY’s hat and who waxes his eyebrows?
Yankee hat man doing nothing. Just standing there. Wimp!
Yankee hat man observing the situation.
Yankee hat man not wanting to break a nail.
Yankee hat man. Now I’m tough when its all over.
Did he shit a cigarette case in his lazy pants?
This looks like Super Fly Jimmy Snukka is farting on her vagina.
Cover your hair and your eyes, folks, she’s taking out the ultimate weapon.
“Her face, Her face ….. hide it.”
peek a boo i can see you .. vag bahahah