Don’t Mess With Paris Hilton

June 27th, 2012 // 77 Comments
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“There’s no looking away, homes, you stare at it. You stare into the flaps of El Diablo.”

Here’s Paris Hilton and her people getting into a fight with a paparazzo last night because supposedly the dude took her picture coming down the steps and no one’s ever seen Paris Hilton’s vagina before. Which was smart because during the fight, Paris got knocked over allowing all the other paparazzi to get an even clearer shot of her groin. Although in the end, she was able to reassert her dominance by standing up and peeing all over them with her secret, invisible penis, so everything worked out.

Photos: NGRE/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. How DARE you try to upskirt photograph me while I’m actually wearing panties!

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    superdouche
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    Good thing I stopped them before anybody saw my panties.

  3. alex

    How come I never get to hit the lottery like this?

  4. hijkmno

    how come everybody in her entourage is ugly?

  5. cc

    Would it sound misogynist if I said that, were a fight to break out between me and her entourage, I’d take the opportunity to hit her ‘by mistake’?

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    vgrly
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    she’s turning into Janice Dickenson. Nude panties! thank god.

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    Kojak
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    Blond tranny says: “You saw the merchandise, now you gonna pay!”

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    achilles wrath
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    If that’s her security they’re a joke. Ones holding a blackberry and cigarettes, another is wearing prison pants lol

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    Kojak
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    What a classy moment!

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    FanGirl
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    she’s raping that poor man

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    Commented on this photo:

    Damn girl, you already have granny hands?

    • Look

      thin people have hands with veins that show AT ALL AGES because they don’t have fat covering it up. Have a look next time you actually spot a thin person in real life (good luck on that)

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    Thought she was wearing a witches hat. Made it all more interesting to me…

  13. Crazed Abandon

    … and the family didn’t want her on the company board. Those selfish bastards!

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    Cock Dr
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    Very amusing.
    Such a glamorous life she leads.

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    Doctor_Joystick
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    Kuato?

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    Raoul
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    Wow. That dude’s poop comes out complete with a blue dress. Fancy!

  17. vandal

    What I’m seeing here is a mugging. It doesn’t matter WHAT the pap takes a picture of, you can’t just steal his stuff! She’s got enough money, take him to court. I hope he takes her though, fuckin’ skank.

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    Crissy
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    Suck my cock, Paco!!!

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    Crissy
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    Now where’s that bag on coke you took from me!? Give it to me, gimme gimme gimme! Motherfuckerr!

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    Crissy
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    “Ima tro myself on tap of ju!”

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    Crissy
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    luk tall lady, we ONLY esteel Tequila, no cocaina!

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    Deacon Jones
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    Why’s the guy in the leather jacket breaking out a “Mr. Roboto” dance in the middle of all this??

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    Deacon Jones
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    “ehhh…mi amiga. I been doing your kegels workout tape for my abs for a while now, you like?”

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    lily
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    pancake ass. so unfortunate!

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    The Pope
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    Looks like the people of Arizona take their laws pretty seriously.

  26. juicyfruit

    Nice rug burns on her back.
    She needs to eat a burger.

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    Hey, Paris Hilton’s vagina! It’s been a long time since I last saw you. Looks like you’ve been holding up well.

  28. your health ed teacher

    HEY EVERYONE…IT’S HERPES !!!

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    Shitz
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    My god, even her thighs are throwing punches.

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    Shitz
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    Since when do altercations involve impromptu Twister matches?

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    Nicki
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    I spy herpes!

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    Lord Invader
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    Hey buddy, I know you’re in the middle of something but I think a Beef Chalupa Supreme with extra sour cream and guac just fell out of your pocket.

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    Ollie
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    What a fame whore. And Paris Hilton isn’t much better.

    Also, Paris looks like she’s got the thighs of an elderly anorexic beach bum: http://outhouserag.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451bbfa69e2011168d00075970c-500wi

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    Little Jimmy
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    Biohazzard alert !

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    She is ONE classy lady.

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    Heffe
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    Pull up your pants, retard

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    Leo
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    You know what I seriously detest? The strange and very American habit of referring to a woman’s pudendum as a “vagina”. It’s called a “vulva”, Americans! V-U-L-V-A. It’s not actually possible to see a woman’s vagina unless you’re a gynaecologist with some kind of long and nasty scope.

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    YTBOY
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    She has a fabulous ass!!!

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    YTBOY
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    WTF is going on here?????

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    King Diamond
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    She is so damn ugly!

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    King Diamond
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    Who’s the 60 year old man with the NYY’s hat and who waxes his eyebrows?

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    King Diamond
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    Yankee hat man doing nothing. Just standing there. Wimp!

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    King Diamond
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    Yankee hat man observing the situation.

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    King Diamond
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    Yankee hat man not wanting to break a nail.

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    King Diamond
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    Yankee hat man. Now I’m tough when its all over.

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    breeches
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    Did he shit a cigarette case in his lazy pants?

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    El Diablo
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    This looks like Super Fly Jimmy Snukka is farting on her vagina.

  48. Sliver

    Cover your hair and your eyes, folks, she’s taking out the ultimate weapon.

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    mbcl
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    “Her face, Her face ….. hide it.”

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    peek a boo i can see you .. vag bahahah

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