Paris Hilton Was Miley Cyrus For Halloween

October 28th, 2013 // 42 Comments

The most desperately irrelevant celebrity dressing up as the most sadly relevant one is basically the Hollywood version of a snake eating its own tail which seems like the kind of thing Satan would enjoy on his birthday, so I’ll allow it. Unless Paris Hilton starts doing Vagina Melvins which he would not enjoy and probably convert to Christianity just to make it stop. “Whoa! I said I want to bathe the earth in fire not give everybody dick sores. There’s a nuance to my work that I don’t feel like you’re appreciating if I’m being honest here.”

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  1. Paris Hilton Miley Cyrus Costume Playboy Mansion Halloween Costume
    fap
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    She got the squashed up sagging flat bum right at least.

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  3. cc

    No one can truly emulate The Tongue.

  4. This spectacle is like a Möbius strip of fucktardedness.

  5. Paris Hilton Miley Cyrus Costume Playboy Mansion Halloween Costume
    ruckus
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    See the droopy eye? Miley dressed as Paris for the MTV awards.

  6. Paris Hilton Miley Cyrus Costume Playboy Mansion Halloween Costume
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    Is that sister Nicky Hilton dressed as Britney Spears 15 years ago?

  7. alex

    This costume answers the question, what to do if you have nothing original to think or say but want to stay in public eye.

    Just look how edgy and relevant she is…

  8. Paris Hilton Miley Cyrus Costume Playboy Mansion Halloween Costume
    Dox
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    A talentless whore dresses like a talentless whore, which causes a tear in the space time continuum, dragging her mid forty self back from a universe where plastic surgery was outlawed. Sadly, just three seconds later, they both imploded creating a mega whoremation resulting in the genesis of a Super Kardashian.

    Millions perished.

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    Cock Dr
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    The tongue isn’t the right color…otherwise very well done.
    Tis the season 2 celebrate the lascivious skank in all of us.

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    Inner Retard
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    You’d think the powers of a social disease dressed up as a trashy dumb twat would cancel each other out to result in a likeable normal person. But you’d be wrong.

  11. Paris Hilton Miley Cyrus Costume Playboy Mansion Halloween Costume
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    Robin Thicke was in attendance
    and has since been diagnosed with twerpes.

  12. Urbanspaceman

    I like the way Paris’ breasts seem to change size as often as the phases of the Moon. Very attractive!

  13. coljack

    In the Jungian tradition, Halloween is a transgressive celebration of our collective discomforts. Those things we fear – death and, tellingly, sexuality – are allowed to come to the surface and be embraced on this one day of reversal. In so doing, we reveal the pattern of moral monuments that populate the interiors of our minds.

    Put another way, Miley, someone who fucked on tape for fame thinks you are a slut.

  14. PunkA

    Remember when Paris Hilton had great legs? Now she looks like she has “mom with 3 kids” legs and dumpy ass, yet she hasn’t. Guess the coke diet doesn’t help with everything, does it, bitch.

  15. Paris Hilton Miley Cyrus Costume Playboy Mansion Halloween Costume
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    Is it just me, or is she actually looking hot here… no? just me then?…. ok….

  16. Paris can serve as a lesson to Miley. Don’t be Paris.

  17. ace11

    Say what you want…but her body is AWESOME

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    That’s her mother beside her, people. A total of probably 6 nose surgeries (so it’s almost disappeared) and bad cheek implants. Yuck, just fucking yuck, to both of them.

  20. anonymous

    LOL…. Paris “The Queen Slut” Hilton’s slut costume for Halloween this year is Miley Cyrus.

    That’s like gonorrhea dressing like syphilis for Halloween.

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    tim
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    very hot

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    That’s a shitty Drag Queen or really bad street tranny?

  23. jennifer

    Any bets on how soon a new video surfaces where she’s calling people ‘niggers’ like she and her siser Nikki were doing a few years ago at a NYE party?

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    mileycyrusis a slut
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    They say that, “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery”, which in this case means absolutely nothing….except perhaps…whores of a feather flock together…..

  25. dontkillthemessenger

    I actually feel bad for Paris Hilton. If Miley Cyrus dressed as Paris Hilton for Halloween, everyone would say, “Who’s that?”

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    Snooki's Taint
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    Butt? NAILED IT!

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    You call that a Miley tongue? Pathetic. She looks pretty good though.

    • Dox

      Honestly Don, after reading your posts…

      I think if a woman has a pulse (and that may be optional) you think she looks good.

      • I’m not as cynical as most people around here. I’m not afraid to say someone looks good even if I don’t like them at all.

      • Dox

        Fair enough. I’ll take your honest and serious answer, and raise…

        For me attractiveness isn’t just a body. Its the behavior that goes along with that person. For instance, on a purely physical level, Miley Cyrus with her hair long, and dressed in some decent clothing looks attractive. However, the minute she starts hanging her tongue out of her mouth like my Lab in the car, dressing in clothing that isn’t flattering… and worse, speaking… (And it becomes painfully clear how little life experience, or even raw intelligence she possesses)… she ceases to be attractive anymore.

        I think I just overshared.
        Oh well.

      • That’s perfectly fair. There are lots of people who are physically attractive but their personality is a dealbreaker.

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    chloe
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    She looked better in the pictures x17 had up a few years back where she was shooting-up with Lindsay.

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    Ric Soloman
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    New outfit for her next porno.

    • anon

      This costume is a far sight better than when she was photographed in St. Tropez on some dudes yacht in a nazi hat giving Hitler salutes to the people passing by.

  30. Mr. Ed

    Hey everybody…LOOK…herpes is back…alright…

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    nicci
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    Oh yea, that’s attractive !!!

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    Jenn
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    She’s either not committing to the idiot tongue thing or else that’s as far as hers comes out. If it’s the latter, I feel sorry for her boyfriends.

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    janet
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    clean your tongue, woman!

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    Louie
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    No ass! flat as an ironing board…

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    thatsadude
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    look at that fucked up eye!

  36. Wow

    Fucking disturbing.

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