Paris Hilton Was Miley Cyrus For Halloween

The most desperately irrelevant celebrity dressing up as the most sadly relevant one is basically the Hollywood version of a snake eating its own tail which seems like the kind of thing Satan would enjoy on his birthday, so I’ll allow it. Unless Paris Hilton starts doing Vagina Melvins which he would not enjoy and probably convert to Christianity just to make it stop. “Whoa! I said I want to bathe the earth in fire not give everybody dick sores. There’s a nuance to my work that I don’t feel like you’re appreciating if I’m being honest here.”

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