Paris Hilton Kicked Out of Japan

September 21st, 2010 // 56 Comments

Finally, Paris Hilton‘s arrest for cocaine is paying off just the way she wanted. She’s just been detained by immigration in Japan after arriving on a private jet this morning and is currently sequestered to Narita airport (above) where she’s contemplating bolting the country entirely. TMZ reports:

A source close to Paris tells us she flew to Japan on business and was questioned by immigration authorities as she got off the plane. Immigration authorities are allowing Paris to stay at an airport hotel until the matter is resolved. For her part, Paris hasn’t decided whether to stay or leave.
Paris’ rep tells TMZ, “Paris Hilton was delayed by immigration authorities at a Japanese airport this evening after arriving for business obligations planned many months earlier. Paris was contractually bound to her business trip and didn’t want to let down her brands and many Asian fans.”

Dear Mr. President,

Because I remember Pearl Harbor, I felt it wise to beseech you on this grave matter. Do we really have to let Paris Hilton back into the U.S? I mean, seriously, morale is low, and now we’re about to let Japan make us look like silly bitches. Again. I’m not even asking you to shoot her plane out of the sky. (Although I’m not not asking you.) Just direct it to Antarctica. That’s all.

Do right by your country, sir. Unless you really are a secret Kenyan ninja.

Oh, no, I di’int,

- The Superficial

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Vandal

    lol @ them fuckin’ glasses. UGLY BITCH. I’m moving to Japan btw.

  2. GravyLeg

    They are just trying to get her panties for a vending machine.
    Silly Japanese pervs.

  3. me

    President Obama will prove his Kenyan citizenship by allowing Paris back into the country. If she’s not allowed back in he’s a US citizen. Case closed.

  4. Commented on this photo:

    very sexy….

  5. Taz

    He IS a US citizen!

  6. d3struction

    shes hot!

    …and good luck getting any help from nobama. He cant even wipe his own ass, let alone solve any international issue…and couldnt get hired to manage ANYTHING with the lack of experience he sports.

    YEA!!! Go white guilt liberals, collegiate affirmative action and political ignorants!

    Thanks!!

  7. its me fuckers

    with the crazy shit the Japs do sexually I think it is a HUGE matter that they won’t let this vapid, wonk-eyed, crotch-flashing, coke hound and most likely vag-rotting useless POS into their country. God this looks so good on her.

  8. Looks like Tom Wait’s “Big in Japan” needs and update…

  9. Shes not persona non grata yet, but being held in a hotel til they get a decision. She showed up late in the day.. Oh and shes getting a beer gut

  10. Here’s hoping she gets hassled good & hard at every airport she goes thru from this time forward.
    It’s been established that she carries cocaine on her. Get those gloves on, hold your breath & do a full body cavity search.
    The bust is worth those few moments of revulsion while digging around in the pit of vaginal horrors.

  11. dude!

    Obama-Kenyan, yes; Ninja, no; nincompoop-yes

  12. “Business obligation planned many months earlier”

    Translation-

    A new club opening in Japan.

    .

  13. ishi-san

    why does her sister always look so friggin’ boring?!

  14. Lady Esq

    What is her excuse this time? It’s not her luggage?! Running out of excuses from the “It’s HOTT to be ME, Guide to being Paris Hilton!”

  15. Lady Blah Blah

    Nothing Obama has done or hasn’t done can match the evil things done by the Bush administration. My only problem with Obama is that since becoming President he hasn’t imposed martial law and started rounding up idiots like tea baggers, Christine O’Donnell, Newt Gingrich, most of the loudmouths on Fox and bulldozing them into pits.

    • me

      I agree with Lady Blah Blah. We definately need a dictatorship with Obama as King. Anyone who doesn’t agree with him or is not for him should leave the country. Go Lady Blah Blah!!! Fuck the constitution!

      • Lady Blah Blah

        Yes, fuck the Constitution, we need a dictatorship with a dictator who has progressive ideas rather than backward conservative ideas. A dictator who would do things like tell Israel to sign a peace agreement in the next 30 seconds or be nuked in 31 seconds. A dictator who would eliminate gangs in the US by wiping out gang bangers (by getting rid of the Constitution we get rid of ridiculous things like Miranda rights and the right to a trial; you got gang tats and make gang signs, you’re eliminated, end of story). A dictator who would have Kate Gosselin, Spencer Pratt, Kim Kardashian, and a whole bunch of other superficial turds publicly executed in cruel, unusual, creative ways. A dictator who when asked, “What do you think about Newt Gingrich saying that you think like a Kenyan anti-colonialist?” would respond by putting Gingrich’s head on display.

      • d3struction

        @ lady blah blah

        not very progressive thoughts saying execute those poor innocent inner city kids that have no future but the gangs. Arent you concerned with how the kids got there, their socio-economic situations and the trials and tribulations their parents must have gone through to have wound up being such bad parental units?

        Those poor little gang members have no one and shouldnt be blamed for their actions. Its all George Bushs fault…or anyone else that believes in personal responsibility, right? Yea…i thought so.

        A dictator huh? like nobama? HAH! You are truly delusional. If you dont like this country, you can always move to one where there is someone you approve of that doesnt hold democracy as the law of the land.

        Its Israel thats the problem right? not the people that attack them first right?

        You sound like a black panther or a muslim, which is it? or wait…maybe the all too popular white guilt riddled, enviro-wacko, hybrid driving liberal.

        If so, then I agree with you…and I raise the stakes and say we should be able to lump you in with the likes of speidi and get to torture your kind as well as the dune monkey muslims. Round em all up into camps and then pull an Auschwitz. That would work right? HELL YEA! BBQ FOR ALL with free koran/muslim flavorings, with a hint of ‘stupid libtards that stereotypically use their emotions to guide their lives’ flavoring.

        Fucking moron. Im amazed you can even sit still long enough to type coherently with all those emotions racing through your little pea brain.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      Hey d3struction, are you a Log Cabin Republican? It’s okay if you are, I’m just saying, you sound pretty, um, gay.

      • d3struction

        ZING! There you have it, as suspected…dont address the topics, just drop little libtard one liner, proving you are a 100% libtard hypocrite.

        Your opinion is ok but no one elses is huh? I wish it were that simple, then people like you would be headless 6 ft under.

        Im not gay, but is there something wrong with that oh libtard princess? GD you are one confused marxist post menstrual snail trail. Ill bet it takes you 2 hrs every morning to decide whether your training bra goes on your feet or your ass huh?

    • Lady Blah Blah

      d3suction says, “Im not gay, but is there something wrong with that oh libtard princess?”

      There’s nothing wrong with you being gay. As your Republican Christian FundaMENTAList heroes often say, hate the sin, love the sinner. I think you should accept and love yourself, and come out to your co-workers, wife, children, and parents. Of course all they’re going to say is, “We knew that.”

    • Pat C

      As long as we’re rambling about things that have nothing to do with the post, aren’t you pissed that George Lucas changed the re-release of STAR WARS to make it look like Grredo shot first? And how about the small size of the comics in the Sunday papers? And don’t get me started on paper clips …

  16. Dave ain't here, man

    Can we stop with the “business trip” crap already, and move to the more accurate “whoring herself out while desperately seeking attention”? She’s not exactly Warren Buffett.

  17. Lady Esq

    FURST

  18. Beer Baron

    Paris Hitlon. Goes to Japan for the business obligations, stays for the bukkake.

  19. Nero

    Throw this douche-girl outta country!

  20. Rick

    Oh, no. What will follow to Lindsay Lohans’ business trips
    to Japan? Will they follow the same suit? At least she’ll
    get to stay at an Airport Hotel, where she can hold her
    business meetings, and save travel time.

  21. Carl Paladino

    Everyone knows the Japanese won’t kick out blondes from their country. They need them for bukkake.

  22. Radar O'Reilly

    Harvey Levin is having a meeting in the TMZ headquarters-what juicy morsel will we offer up to the masses for their daily media feeding?…..Hmmm

    A “cub reporter” bursts in and announces,

    Paris Hilton’s plane was shot down over the sea of Japan, it spun in, there were no survivors….. >insert cricket sound

    And somewhere Pezez Hilton cries

  23. LiLo Lili

    There aren’t enough Toto ® bidets in Japan to clean out what lurks in her cavities.

  24. Funeral Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Does anybody give a flying fuck about this fucking bitch anymore?

  25. Can we kick her off the planet by any chance? Or even better, as much as I despise this chanel wearing trollop, can we trade Perez Hilton to the Japanese for Paris hilton? Once she’s here we can fly her off the planet.

  26. Commented on this photo:

    Any country that reflects the same Admission Policies as the USA will deny entry to anyone convicted OR WHO ADMITS to having use ANY Illegal Drug.

    I bet that Lindsay’s Japanesse fans are Panicking now.

  27. Court

    “lady blah blah”/”me” – Read a book, GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICA and for god’s sake, please never have unprotected sex. Especially not with eachother.

    • me

      yo, I was being totally sarcastic. Get a grip and…. have a nice day.

      • Court

        Suuuure you were. If you’re gonna spout craziness and incoherency, at least stand by it, don’t hide behind “I was being sarcastic”. stfu pu$$y. – Love Always, Courtney

      • me

        okay, I’m assuming you’re 15 years old and on the school computer calling me “pu$$y”. Nobody is hiding, you’re the only one that can’t see the intent, once again drawing attention to your imaturity. done arguing with a teen. Go home and do your homework, say no to drugs, and keep your legs crossed even when he says “I love you”. peace out.

  28. douchus

    Paris has seriously heinous taste in clothing. WTF is she wearing. Something that probably cost a lot, too.

  29. Melinda
    Commented on this photo:

    For all you haters out there, PLEASE let me know by writing back to this comment forum, WHAT has Paris Hilton personally DONE to you to talk this way about her. I suppose all you perfect people have NEVER EVER experienced any kind of drug yourself. If you say no, you are probable the biggest hypocrites of all. But REALLY I want to hear back from all you haters which personally I think you are just so jealous of her you can’t stand it. I want to hear your personal story of what horrible thing Paris has ever done to you to make you hate her so bad. I’m guessing none of you have even ever met her. You people must really hate your own lives to talk about other people.

  30. wutaboutnicole?

    Barry Soetoro, where is your birth certificate?

    • me

      only “crazy” people want to know, the others have no regard to the constitution or believe whatever is fed to them. I’m thinkin’ : Crazy people rock.

  31. wutaboutnicole?

    If you are calling me crazy, I’d suggest you do a simple google query on “Barry Soetoro”

    As far as Ms. Hilton is concerned, what can I say that hasn’t been said before? The same goes for Lindsay Lohan, and her Mother.

    • me

      darlin’, did that. Found all kinds of tidbits everything from his grandmother proclaiming he was born in Kenya and she was at the birth, to Obama running as a Kenyan when he was trying to get elected to senate, to Michelle Obama talking about her trip with her husband to his “homeland of Kenya” as well as documents enrolling him as a Muslim in grade school so his folks could get him into the school. Even if Obama were to come out and say “In fact, I was born in Kenya and I am truly Kenyan”, people would then vote to over-ride the constitution to keep him as dictator-scratch that, rewind – leader. But you’d have to be crazy to believe any of this is true. Thus John Stewart will be holding a rally for all the “sane” people. Won’t be there, and not because I can’t find a sitter. ; )

      • wutaboutnicole?

        Pull the wool over my eyes please!

        The world is hopelessly misinformed, and most chose to go along just to get along.

        Is it any coincidence that all of the mass-media is pumping out what Paris, and Lindsay are doing rather than what is truly important?

        I am also guilty of following this drivel on various gossip sites.

        Love me some gossip!

  32. Jane
    Commented on this photo:

    Paris is so amazing, I just love her. Her style is so hot from head to toe. I try and try to copy her fashion but who has that kind of money. I found a shop called Just Jane Boutique that has high end fashion for less. I recommend that you try it.

  33. ur momma sexed me

    The only thing surprising about this story is the headline doesn’t read, “Japan kicked out of Paris Hilton.”

  34. Sangria

    SEND HER TO EGYPT!! With the clothes she has packed. We can almost guarantee she’ll be gunned down in the street and a week from now people will be saying “Paris? Never been there, I’ve seen pics of the Eiffel Tower though, sure seems purrrrrdy!”

  35. Paris’ first words off the “Sumimasen, mina-san? Donde esta la coke dealer? Me-o vagina-o too loose-o to sneak it into your country-o.”

    True story.

  36. captain america

    hahahahahahahahahahaha, these are people with knowledge, WHAhahaha
    hohohohohohohohihihihihihihihihihihahahahahahaahaaaaa!!

  37. Angel

    HOT DAMN!!!

    IF

    THE

    FCKIN

    NIPPY JAPS DONT WANT YA’,

    TIME TO GET SOBER!!! DUH..

  38. Angel

    suckie sucki cheap cheap..buy me air-conditioned honda…fuckie fuckie long time….

    NO AMERICAN SPY BITCH, GET THE FCK OUT!!! OR WE CHOP YOUR EXTENSIONS OFF WITH OUR SAMURAI SWORD..NOW GET OUT !!!

  39. NeNe

    She needs to just disappear, and I believe then, the world will be a better place.

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