Paris Hilton Thinks ISIS Will Target Her Because She’s, Like, Famous

As Gin and Tacos points out way better than my titty-blogging mind ever could, the goal of ISIS and it’s recent “low tech” terrorist attacks is to provoke extreme far-right reactions like “Close the border!” or “Put them all in camps!” in hopes of recruiting westernized Muslims as they watch simple minds tell them you don’t belong here. It essentially relies on the shittiest among us reminding the world why they’re shittiest among of us. Which brings us to Paris Hilton who totally thinks she’s the next target because, like, she’s famous, you guys. I mean, would you terrorist attack her? She’d terrorist attack her. Via Wonderwall:

“I’m constantly moving around from one country to another and I’m a famous person who could be a definite target for an attack and that is something that sometimes terrifies me,” she told Spain’s Diario de Ibiza.

I hate to be the one to tell Paris Hilton, but ISIS probably isn’t going to attack you. They’re not that cool. Although daring them to couldn’t hurt:

“I’m also a very free person who tries not to be afraid of anything. I just make sure I always watch my back. I always go out alone and without security,” she said. “Many celebs have 10 bodyguards but I like to go out with my friends and be normal because I want to be like everyone else. I’m not going to give up anything.”

They’re never going to read that because she’s showing way too much face, shoulders, ankles, whichever part Satan hides in, are they? Sonofabitch.

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