Paris Hilton is Swimsuity and Other News

July 30th, 2010 // 31 Comments

- Angelina Jolie looks too thin to be kicking ass in Salt. [Popeater]

- The Speidi Divorce put in razor-sharp context. [Dlisted]

- Katie Holmes forgot to change after role-playing with Tom. “I’m still dressed like Steve the sexually awkward baker aren’t I? Dammit!” [Lainey Gossip]

- Carrie Underwood actually made it move for the first time ever. ‘Tis a Christmas miracle, Tiny Tim! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Larissa Riquelme is a topless chick. [Egotastic]

- Tracy Ryerson is a chick in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Erika Sanchez is a chick in FHM. [IDLYITW]

- And Jessica Alba is a chick who smokes now? What the-? [Popoholic]

- Sarah Palin, star of an upcoming reality show, criticizes Obama for going on The View. Of course. [The Fab Life]

- The Hottest Women of Indie Rock [BuzzFeed]

- Terrence Howard probably should’ve negotiated better to stay on Iron Man. [Just Jared]

- Olivia Munn in short shorts. [StarPulse]

- Tyson Beckford banged Miss USA. [Celebslam]

- Kim Kardashian to answer your question. But this is purely coming from a place of wanting to use an ass like a punching bag. [Bossip]

- Jennifer Aniston talks sperm donors and most likely how her vagina also doubles as a freezing station. [PopSugar]

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Comments (31)

  1. once upon a time | July 30, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    whats with this cheap sunglasses… ugly

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    • sean | July 30, 2010 at 6:13 pm

      I like sex with 12 year old boys :-)!!! Not sluts like her.

      Reply
      • OldFool | July 31, 2010 at 10:04 am

        How much are you paying fish to leave your FUCKING SPAM up here?

      • dudeatdudedotdude | July 31, 2010 at 1:25 pm

        k jokes dead dont make him stop posting?

        paris, stick to teeny bikinis, you rock those!

    • absinthe | July 31, 2010 at 12:18 am

      those cheap sunglasses are actually dior

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      • once upon a time | August 1, 2010 at 3:47 am

        okay, cheap looking dior sunglasses then… :-)

  2. me | July 30, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    Nice cock.

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  3. hahaha | July 30, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    Whos that blonde to the right of her, i want to see more of her.

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  4. Dank | July 30, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    Carrie underwood made it move? i dont get it. Are you saying she has a cock? Cause if she does then i’m gay cause she’s hot as fuck.

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    • B-Rad | July 30, 2010 at 10:11 pm

      Really? Come on now. She looks so good in these pictures that Fish was starting to get a boner!

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  5. GROSS! | July 30, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Jebus… did parasite grow a dick?

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  6. fail | July 30, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    Snooki approves of that suit

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  7. ad nasuem | July 30, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    Guys who have never helped a woman out of a swimsuit would of course not understand that some have padding in the vaginal area. Get some trim you lames.

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  8. Nooken | July 30, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    That is the least flattering swimsuit. Yeech, and I think it is a maxipad, I’ve seen many a woman’s suit and they are not padded like that, just lined.

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  9. FrankNfrtr | July 30, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    Gross. It’s a bony camel toe. On Paris Hilton.
    You’re bringing down my Friday night.

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  10. flesh | July 30, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    big tumor in her belly and a small tumor in her slit and her knees, nasty and fugly, yucky……..

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  11. flesh | July 30, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    blondie to right has sweet small bubble butt, mmmmmmm…..

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  12. Marcus | July 30, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    Bite that right butt!!

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  13. Jenna | July 30, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Ummmm It totally looks like Paris has an early baby bump people

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    • WakaWaka | July 31, 2010 at 1:53 am

      maybe beer belly ? )))

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  14. Mark | July 30, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    kill it with fire

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  15. Lissa | July 30, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    Paris, put the penis away..WHAT is that in her crotch?

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    • dudeatdudedotdude | July 31, 2010 at 1:29 pm

      pshaw double wrap and no kissing on the lips i bet youd brag about it later

      Reply
  16. Carolyn | July 30, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    Shitty body. What happened to all that charity work she was going to do when she got out of prison?

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | July 31, 2010 at 7:46 pm

      Sexy Body.
      She does charity work by looking this Hot!

      Reply
  17. buttfuck | July 31, 2010 at 12:16 am

    is that naomi campbell in the background?

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  18. Samuel | July 31, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    It’s a pad in her crotch…

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  19. Paul | July 31, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    After looking at these pictures I feel like I need to take a shower. I visited Ibiza once; great beaches and techno-clubs, but you you’ll catch at least three STI’s if you get anywhere near the women.

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  20. Num Noom | August 1, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    You are pretty commendable. Perfect !

    Reply
  21. Jen | August 2, 2010 at 10:05 am

    Looks like Paris is wearing a maxi cause she had a herpes outbreak. The Maxi was there to soak up all the puss from her herpes popping open.

    Reply

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