- Angelina Jolie looks too thin to be kicking ass in Salt. [Popeater]
- The Speidi Divorce put in razor-sharp context. [Dlisted]
- Katie Holmes forgot to change after role-playing with Tom. “I’m still dressed like Steve the sexually awkward baker aren’t I? Dammit!” [Lainey Gossip]
- Carrie Underwood actually made it move for the first time ever. ‘Tis a Christmas miracle, Tiny Tim! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Larissa Riquelme is a topless chick. [Egotastic]
- Tracy Ryerson is a chick in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Erika Sanchez is a chick in FHM. [IDLYITW]
- And Jessica Alba is a chick who smokes now? What the-? [Popoholic]
- Sarah Palin, star of an upcoming reality show, criticizes Obama for going on The View. Of course. [The Fab Life]
- The Hottest Women of Indie Rock [BuzzFeed]
- Terrence Howard probably should’ve negotiated better to stay on Iron Man. [Just Jared]
- Olivia Munn in short shorts. [StarPulse]
- Tyson Beckford banged Miss USA. [Celebslam]
- Kim Kardashian to answer your question. But this is purely coming from a place of wanting to use an ass like a punching bag. [Bossip]
- Jennifer Aniston talks sperm donors and most likely how her vagina also doubles as a freezing station. [PopSugar]
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once upon a time | July 30, 2010 at 6:03 pm
whats with this cheap sunglasses… ugly
sean | July 30, 2010 at 6:13 pm
I like sex with 12 year old boys :-)!!! Not sluts like her.
OldFool | July 31, 2010 at 10:04 am
How much are you paying fish to leave your FUCKING SPAM up here?
dudeatdudedotdude | July 31, 2010 at 1:25 pm
k jokes dead dont make him stop posting?
paris, stick to teeny bikinis, you rock those!
absinthe | July 31, 2010 at 12:18 am
those cheap sunglasses are actually dior
once upon a time | August 1, 2010 at 3:47 am
okay, cheap looking dior sunglasses then… :-)
me | July 30, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Nice cock.
hahaha | July 30, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Whos that blonde to the right of her, i want to see more of her.
Dank | July 30, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Carrie underwood made it move? i dont get it. Are you saying she has a cock? Cause if she does then i’m gay cause she’s hot as fuck.
B-Rad | July 30, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Really? Come on now. She looks so good in these pictures that Fish was starting to get a boner!
GROSS! | July 30, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Jebus… did parasite grow a dick?
fail | July 30, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Snooki approves of that suit
ad nasuem | July 30, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Guys who have never helped a woman out of a swimsuit would of course not understand that some have padding in the vaginal area. Get some trim you lames.
Nooken | July 30, 2010 at 6:51 pm
That is the least flattering swimsuit. Yeech, and I think it is a maxipad, I’ve seen many a woman’s suit and they are not padded like that, just lined.
FrankNfrtr | July 30, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Gross. It’s a bony camel toe. On Paris Hilton.
You’re bringing down my Friday night.
flesh | July 30, 2010 at 7:13 pm
big tumor in her belly and a small tumor in her slit and her knees, nasty and fugly, yucky……..
flesh | July 30, 2010 at 7:14 pm
blondie to right has sweet small bubble butt, mmmmmmm…..
Marcus | July 30, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Bite that right butt!!
Jenna | July 30, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Ummmm It totally looks like Paris has an early baby bump people
WakaWaka | July 31, 2010 at 1:53 am
maybe beer belly ? )))
Mark | July 30, 2010 at 8:15 pm
kill it with fire
Lissa | July 30, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Paris, put the penis away..WHAT is that in her crotch?
dudeatdudedotdude | July 31, 2010 at 1:29 pm
pshaw double wrap and no kissing on the lips i bet youd brag about it later
dudeatdudedotdude | July 31, 2010 at 1:29 pm
if you were a dude that is
Carolyn | July 30, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Shitty body. What happened to all that charity work she was going to do when she got out of prison?
Mr. Nice Guy | July 31, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Sexy Body.
She does charity work by looking this Hot!
buttfuck | July 31, 2010 at 12:16 am
is that naomi campbell in the background?
Samuel | July 31, 2010 at 4:03 pm
It’s a pad in her crotch…
Paul | July 31, 2010 at 10:44 pm
After looking at these pictures I feel like I need to take a shower. I visited Ibiza once; great beaches and techno-clubs, but you you’ll catch at least three STI’s if you get anywhere near the women.
Num Noom | August 1, 2010 at 11:42 pm
You are pretty commendable. Perfect !
Jen | August 2, 2010 at 10:05 am
Looks like Paris is wearing a maxi cause she had a herpes outbreak. The Maxi was there to soak up all the puss from her herpes popping open.