Paris Hilton is Swimsuity and Other News

- Angelina Jolie looks too thin to be kicking ass in Salt. [Popeater]

- The Speidi Divorce put in razor-sharp context. [Dlisted]

- Katie Holmes forgot to change after role-playing with Tom. “I’m still dressed like Steve the sexually awkward baker aren’t I? Dammit!” [Lainey Gossip]

- Carrie Underwood actually made it move for the first time ever. ‘Tis a Christmas miracle, Tiny Tim! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Larissa Riquelme is a topless chick. [Egotastic]

- Tracy Ryerson is a chick in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Erika Sanchez is a chick in FHM. [IDLYITW]

- And Jessica Alba is a chick who smokes now? What the-? [Popoholic]

- Sarah Palin, star of an upcoming reality show, criticizes Obama for going on The View. Of course. [The Fab Life]

- The Hottest Women of Indie Rock [BuzzFeed]

- Terrence Howard probably should’ve negotiated better to stay on Iron Man. [Just Jared]

- Olivia Munn in short shorts. [StarPulse]

- Tyson Beckford banged Miss USA. [Celebslam]

- Kim Kardashian to answer your question. But this is purely coming from a place of wanting to use an ass like a punching bag. [Bossip]

- Jennifer Aniston talks sperm donors and most likely how her vagina also doubles as a freezing station. [PopSugar]

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