- Angelina Jolie looks too thin to be kicking ass in Salt. [Popeater]
- The Speidi Divorce put in razor-sharp context. [Dlisted]
- Katie Holmes forgot to change after role-playing with Tom. “I’m still dressed like Steve the sexually awkward baker aren’t I? Dammit!” [Lainey Gossip]
- Carrie Underwood actually made it move for the first time ever. ‘Tis a Christmas miracle, Tiny Tim! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Larissa Riquelme is a topless chick. [Egotastic]
- Tracy Ryerson is a chick in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Erika Sanchez is a chick in FHM. [IDLYITW]
- And Jessica Alba is a chick who smokes now? What the-? [Popoholic]
- Sarah Palin, star of an upcoming reality show, criticizes Obama for going on The View. Of course. [The Fab Life]
- The Hottest Women of Indie Rock [BuzzFeed]
- Terrence Howard probably should’ve negotiated better to stay on Iron Man. [Just Jared]
- Olivia Munn in short shorts. [StarPulse]
- Tyson Beckford banged Miss USA. [Celebslam]
- Kim Kardashian to answer your question. But this is purely coming from a place of wanting to use an ass like a punching bag. [Bossip]
- Jennifer Aniston talks sperm donors and most likely how her vagina also doubles as a freezing station. [PopSugar]
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whats with this cheap sunglasses… ugly
I like sex with 12 year old boys :-)!!! Not sluts like her.
How much are you paying fish to leave your FUCKING SPAM up here?
k jokes dead dont make him stop posting?
paris, stick to teeny bikinis, you rock those!
those cheap sunglasses are actually dior
okay, cheap looking dior sunglasses then… :-)
Nice cock.
Nice maxi pad under the suit! Don’t ever trust something that bleeds for five straight days and still survives.
Funny joke. If only you thought about it before it was aired on South Park, damn!
why do people still say like 10 year jokes that arnt even funny god people are so fucking corny and retarded, but yeah paris is a skinny-fat beast, nice fuckin vag
Whos that blonde to the right of her, i want to see more of her.
Nice rag pad!
Carrie underwood made it move? i dont get it. Are you saying she has a cock? Cause if she does then i’m gay cause she’s hot as fuck.
Really? Come on now. She looks so good in these pictures that Fish was starting to get a boner!
Jebus… did parasite grow a dick?
Snooki approves of that suit
Guys who have never helped a woman out of a swimsuit would of course not understand that some have padding in the vaginal area. Get some trim you lames.
That is the least flattering swimsuit. Yeech, and I think it is a maxipad, I’ve seen many a woman’s suit and they are not padded like that, just lined.
Could be a Pegina?
That is one truly ugly piece of shit.
forget Paris, the bleached out chick in the black sunglasses has an @ss that won’t quit. Damn…
yup, i keep staring at that fine ass.
Gross. It’s a bony camel toe. On Paris Hilton.
You’re bringing down my Friday night.
To be sure would mean going thru the whole batch of photos, & goddamn I’m not going to do that, but it appears SW has double posted most of the pictures in this pathetic series.
Just sayin’.
You start the party early this Fryday?
big tumor in her belly and a small tumor in her slit and her knees, nasty and fugly, yucky……..
blondie to right has sweet small bubble butt, mmmmmmm…..
Bite that right butt!!
Her coochie is sticking out. Paris is a skinny, vapid, egotistical whore.
I’d fuck her though, as would most men, even the ones that say they wouldn’t. Behind closed doors, there ain’t much most men wouldn’t fuck. Let’s get that out there and be honest.
Saying you wouldn’t fuck Paris is like saying you don’t masturbate, there are two kinds of men…those that admit it, and those that lie.
girls too! some of them like her and some of them “hate” her. but always they read about her, but why ?? lol
Ummmm It totally looks like Paris has an early baby bump people
maybe beer belly ? )))
kill it with fire
Mmmmm… looks like her herpes bandages are showing through her swimsuit. Evacuate the water, it’s contaminated!
Paris, put the penis away..WHAT is that in her crotch?
pshaw double wrap and no kissing on the lips i bet youd brag about it later
if you were a dude that is
uh… would rather beat my peter with a hammer…
Shitty body. What happened to all that charity work she was going to do when she got out of prison?
Sexy Body.
She does charity work by looking this Hot!
is that naomi campbell in the background?
That´s a lot of pussy for a pack of bones.
It’s a pad in her crotch…
saggy ass
Agreed, but you can bet that saggy ass she doesn’t care what we think – she has her own money.
After looking at these pictures I feel like I need to take a shower. I visited Ibiza once; great beaches and techno-clubs, but you you’ll catch at least three STI’s if you get anywhere near the women.
You are pretty commendable. Perfect !
Looks like Paris is wearing a maxi cause she had a herpes outbreak. The Maxi was there to soak up all the puss from her herpes popping open.
who ever did her spray tan needs 2 be shot :)
It’s really nice swimsuit wear here so I like this girl who wear this suit.. it’s looking so sexy girl in this dress..
illumibrite
I’m not a lesbian so what the hell possessed me to look at that?