Paris Hilton is Swimsuity and Other News

July 30th, 2010 // 50 Comments

- Angelina Jolie looks too thin to be kicking ass in Salt. [Popeater]

- The Speidi Divorce put in razor-sharp context. [Dlisted]

- Katie Holmes forgot to change after role-playing with Tom. “I’m still dressed like Steve the sexually awkward baker aren’t I? Dammit!” [Lainey Gossip]

- Carrie Underwood actually made it move for the first time ever. ‘Tis a Christmas miracle, Tiny Tim! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Larissa Riquelme is a topless chick. [Egotastic]

- Tracy Ryerson is a chick in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Erika Sanchez is a chick in FHM. [IDLYITW]

- And Jessica Alba is a chick who smokes now? What the-? [Popoholic]

- Sarah Palin, star of an upcoming reality show, criticizes Obama for going on The View. Of course. [The Fab Life]

- The Hottest Women of Indie Rock [BuzzFeed]

- Terrence Howard probably should’ve negotiated better to stay on Iron Man. [Just Jared]

- Olivia Munn in short shorts. [StarPulse]

- Tyson Beckford banged Miss USA. [Celebslam]

- Kim Kardashian to answer your question. But this is purely coming from a place of wanting to use an ass like a punching bag. [Bossip]

- Jennifer Aniston talks sperm donors and most likely how her vagina also doubles as a freezing station. [PopSugar]

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  1. once upon a time

    whats with this cheap sunglasses… ugly

  2. me

    Nice cock.

  3. Paris Hilton
    Sonicare cover
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice maxi pad under the suit! Don’t ever trust something that bleeds for five straight days and still survives.

    • court

      Funny joke. If only you thought about it before it was aired on South Park, damn!

    • i loled

      why do people still say like 10 year jokes that arnt even funny god people are so fucking corny and retarded, but yeah paris is a skinny-fat beast, nice fuckin vag

  4. hahaha

    Whos that blonde to the right of her, i want to see more of her.

  5. Paris Hilton
    Hank E Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice rag pad!

  6. Dank

    Carrie underwood made it move? i dont get it. Are you saying she has a cock? Cause if she does then i’m gay cause she’s hot as fuck.

  7. GROSS!

    Jebus… did parasite grow a dick?

  8. fail

    Snooki approves of that suit

  9. ad nasuem

    Guys who have never helped a woman out of a swimsuit would of course not understand that some have padding in the vaginal area. Get some trim you lames.

  10. Nooken

    That is the least flattering swimsuit. Yeech, and I think it is a maxipad, I’ve seen many a woman’s suit and they are not padded like that, just lined.

  11. Paris Hilton
    Commented on this photo:

    Could be a Pegina?

  12. Paris Hilton
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one truly ugly piece of shit.

  13. Paris Hilton
    DesMoines Hilton
    Commented on this photo:

    forget Paris, the bleached out chick in the black sunglasses has an @ss that won’t quit. Damn…

  14. Gross. It’s a bony camel toe. On Paris Hilton.
    You’re bringing down my Friday night.

  15. Paris Hilton
    Commented on this photo:

    To be sure would mean going thru the whole batch of photos, & goddamn I’m not going to do that, but it appears SW has double posted most of the pictures in this pathetic series.
    Just sayin’.
    You start the party early this Fryday?

  16. flesh

    big tumor in her belly and a small tumor in her slit and her knees, nasty and fugly, yucky……..

  17. flesh

    blondie to right has sweet small bubble butt, mmmmmmm…..

  18. Marcus

    Bite that right butt!!

  19. Paris Hilton
    Commented on this photo:

    Her coochie is sticking out. Paris is a skinny, vapid, egotistical whore.

    I’d fuck her though, as would most men, even the ones that say they wouldn’t. Behind closed doors, there ain’t much most men wouldn’t fuck. Let’s get that out there and be honest.

    Saying you wouldn’t fuck Paris is like saying you don’t masturbate, there are two kinds of men…those that admit it, and those that lie.

    • kaili

      girls too! some of them like her and some of them “hate” her. but always they read about her, but why ?? lol

  20. Jenna

    Ummmm It totally looks like Paris has an early baby bump people

  21. Mark

    kill it with fire

  22. Paris Hilton
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmmm… looks like her herpes bandages are showing through her swimsuit. Evacuate the water, it’s contaminated!

  23. Lissa

    Paris, put the penis away..WHAT is that in her crotch?

  24. Paris Hilton
    Buffalo Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    uh… would rather beat my peter with a hammer…

  25. Carolyn

    Shitty body. What happened to all that charity work she was going to do when she got out of prison?

  26. buttfuck

    is that naomi campbell in the background?

  27. Paris Hilton
    Audrey Jo
    Commented on this photo:

    That´s a lot of pussy for a pack of bones.

  28. Samuel

    It’s a pad in her crotch…

  29. Paris Hilton
    Commented on this photo:

    saggy ass

  30. Paul

    After looking at these pictures I feel like I need to take a shower. I visited Ibiza once; great beaches and techno-clubs, but you you’ll catch at least three STI’s if you get anywhere near the women.

  31. Num Noom

    You are pretty commendable. Perfect !

  32. Jen

    Looks like Paris is wearing a maxi cause she had a herpes outbreak. The Maxi was there to soak up all the puss from her herpes popping open.

  33. Paris Hilton
    Commented on this photo:

    who ever did her spray tan needs 2 be shot :)

  34. Paris Hilton
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s really nice swimsuit wear here so I like this girl who wear this suit.. it’s looking so sexy girl in this dress..

  35. Paris Hilton
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not a lesbian so what the hell possessed me to look at that?

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