Okay, before anybody panics, let’s run down the list:
Idiot sperm donor? Check.
Non-impaired uterus? …. Pass.
Protruding stomach? Check.
Bigger boobs? Check.
Fatter ass? Check.
Belly rubbing thing pregnant chicks always do? Double check.
Horsemen of the apocalypse descending from the heavens? I saw a squirrel. Count it.
Ah, Jesus. Hopefully I’m wrong, and not just because Paris Hilton might read this post and develop an unhealthy eating disorder that ultimately kills her. Nobody wants that to happen even though she’d be super totes skinny, you guys. Super totes. Like a real model.
Is she dead yet?
Photos: Splash News
She could just be bloated from PMS. We’ll know for sure in a week or so.
Haven’t you heard? Fat is the new thin..
Think Christina.
With all the people who read this site and feel the need to look and dress like a celebrity, how many eating disorders do you think you’re responsible for? I’d say at least couple thousand. God Bless you, sir!! A skinnier world is a prettier world.
where is the lineup for the skull fucking to begin
She’s probably malnourished; someone ought to tell her Valtrex and liquor are not part of a balanced breakfast.
She’s not pregnant, she’s always had that beer belly gunt. It’s from her spine having an extra curve in it that normal people don’t. I’m serious, look at pics of the chick from the side, she is fucking deformed.
I believe she is just fat…Syphilis, HPV, gonnorhea.. they all scar your fallopian tubes therefore she is most likely sterile.
I didnt think Pink was pregnant in the beginning so who knows? Its probably all those Christmas cookies. She was anorexic before so maybe shes trying to get over that by actually eating. Shes no where close to being fat yet.
Can anyone say FUPA? Please dear Lord let this be FUPA.
She’s not pregnant. She’s just fat, you guys.
That is one chic that doesn’t need to procreate…..
Dammit how can this spoiled vapid bitch gain weight over the holidays & look hotter because of it?
This is the boyfriend of the moment? Good luck asshole. I hope you put triplets up in there.
She’s not pregnant. Way to be an asshole.
Finally! A real advertisement for Carl’s Jr.
If she is pregnant, hopefully she’ll grow an ass.
She actually looks much much better with a little weight on her frame. Her face more filled out keeps the nose from looking so odd also. But geez I hope its just extra McDonalds and not a PARISite jr….!!
Uh, NO, that’s called having a fat day. Every female on the planet gets them now and then, including Twiggy here.
My stomach looks like this all the fucking time. Fuck you asshole.
Why so angry? are you paris hilton
WTF why would you think that
Like celebutards (any Kardshian, “Reality” TV stars) don’t cruise the sites to see who’s talking after they scream to the tops of their lungs for attention (i.e crotch shots, nip slips, going out for fuckin sushi @
Midnite, or in Britney’s case, Wal-mart) Get legit you insipid bitch and stop showlng off that train-wreck body, you have no ass and I know whether to feed you an apple or brush ur hair and put you in ur stable. #SICKMARE
The day Skank-Whore Paris is knocked up is when Bill Clinton sleeps with Hillary! There are a lot of pure idiots(Obama, etc) but none would plant any seed in this Ho. The max this could ever be, she seriously swallowed a watermelon seed! Even a chimpanzee wouldn’t claim it to be his. Please think how the world would be WITH ANOTHER DUMB, UNEDUCATED, WORTYHLESS AS TITS-ON-A-BOAR, BORING, SLEAZY run-off of P Hilton. ELTON JOHN would get all preggy before the no-good whore!!!
holy shit guys i think i’m pregnant too. I ALSO HAVE A FLAT STOMACH AND TINY BOOBS SHIT SHIT FUCK
u guyz, trust me, im a 22 year old who got pregnant at 19…shes probably pregnant cuz tht is definetely a pregnant tummy.
plus think about it, this is paris hilton, will she rly ever eat enough for her tummy 2 look like tht?!
Oh god, Andri. The stupidity of your comment is just…mind numbing. Just because you got pregnant at 19 doesn’t make you an authority on who is and is not pregnant. Paris was probably just bloated when this was taken. Not ALL stomachs are PERFECTLY FLAT, you morons. Geez.
Maybe she is tired about crazy Hollywood style? She looks now more sexy and not super skinny like some supermodel which it does not health at all. And those people who complain about this message, they are just brainwashed by the media etc..
Ok her stomach is sticking out farther than her breasts, but I’m glad ol Paris never succumbed to SoCal silicone breasts pressure
Okay. All of Paris is fatter, especially the cottage cheese on the back of her thighs ( which is probably the explanation why that little pooch in the front that every woman has is bigger.) Her ass still looks reasonably the same though. And I don’t see her doing any sort of pregnancy belly rub.
You’re really reaching with the pregnancy prediction. She was busted for cocaine possession a few months ago. I am sure she has to submit to court ordered drug testing per most probation guidelines. It is nothing more than the ‘COKE BLOAT’ as they call it. You quit and your metabolism is so f’ed up it takes literally a year or so to get your metabolism back to normal. Paris will probably gain wait from just looking at food. All you coke heads that love how skinny you are on the drug will blow up like a hot air balloon when you stop. Easy come easy go.
Holy crap she is actuallly really hot now. Her body looks amazing.
Damn. I was hoping the Anti-Christ wouldn’t be born while I was still alive. I guess I do still have time to kill myself before it arrives.
A fat stomach is usually a roll or soft pudgy looking stomach, hers looks quite firm has a rounder shape to it. Because she is so thin and has no muscle (abs in peticular), pregnancies will show just like that also especially if you are that thin to begin with. Bloating isn’t that shape. Would love for it not to be true, but have the self proclaimed “stars” ever really cared about saving society from their deprave behavior and morals???? Uhhhhh NO!!!
She just wants the attention and this is probably the easiest way for the skank to get it!!
WHAT A HORRIBLE THOUGHT!!!!!
What will she call it anyhow? Coke Hilton, Weed Hilton, Blow Hilton!!! or maybe one of these other names for the stuff hehehe flake, candy, pepsi,
coca puffs, “C”, Charlie, toot, gold dust, snow or maybe they will find some other messed up way of torturing the child for life!!!
it
She is a dirty slut whos a plastic piece of shit and has had so much plastic surgery shes a dirty bitch who will fuck anyone going down the street…look at the state of her lips in every photo i see she has different lips ! discusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! slut slut slut she is a fcuking dicrass to her family
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…with a TRUCK
“nasty WOMENS disease” – which she obviously got from a MAN/MAN. Just sayin’.
don’t worry, its just mr. slave
yes random stranger display your picture online for us to redicule no matter what you look like, Blech you are an idiot.
;)
whether jackie looks good or not, she does have a point, a fact is a fact, paris isint the athletic working out type, so it caught up with her
apparently you feel you know her, obsessed much? Go to a therapist.
Yeah I know im a pig. Today I had starbucks coffee and some oatmeal I swear I feel like a gross human being..and no, i don’t want to see a therapist- that’s just a waste of time.
you’ll just tell everyone about it. Good idea, we all feel SO bad for you.. not.
Why are you responding to me? I wasn’t even responding to you “Mary Jane”. I also don’t want your pity lol –Who the F*CK are you?. the whole point of my first comment was about her not being pregnant. I get that bloated pregnant look too since I eat very little, so just because someone stomach is sticking out doesn’t mean she’s with child. That’s was the purpose of my comment. I didn’t ask you to respond nor feel sorry for me. I don’t even feel sorry for myself, so why should you?
No, I am saying no one feels sorry for you, stop talking about how much you don’t eat. Eating disorders are supposed to be secrets,,, sh.
Think up your own handle. Quit using mine.
Although in this case you are correct. Paris Hilton has herpes. Fuck her at your peril.
ya you nasty fuck
Mikey = Joe Francis. All women are c**nts, whores, bitches…filthy objects, if you will.
omg !!! if she is who the hell is is the Dad?!? i hope she isnt though cuz the kid
will suffer deeply. Paris being Paris its 99.99% possible
No, that would be more Heidi Montag’s style. Wonder why Heidi hasn’t tried this stunt yet? Maybe she’s afraid it would jinx her when she really wants to have children.
Tim, go fuck your blow-up girlfriend why don’t you
Thats awesome! She can do the old method..being pushed down a flight of steps!!
She’s not pregnant, it’s called fat, and the only reason it’s in the shape of a bump is because she’s trying to suck it in!
You mean Lemmywinks?
Those “bigger breasts” look like a heavily padded bikini to me.
Pregnancies vary on the individual whether they carry the bub high or low.
Unfortunately I think that she may very well be pregnant and unfortunately for the kid it will have to put up with her and her messed up drug f**ked friends!!!
Also with her love of attention, and that so many others are having kids lately like they are more of an accessory than a joyous gift, the new trend is to distroy our world with spoilt, selfish, messed up, drug addicts with horrible names!!!! hehe.
WHAT A HORRIBLE THOUGHT!!!!!
What will she name it? Coke Hilton or Blow Hilton!!!