Paris Hilton is a What Now?

Apparently Paris Hilton’s latest boyfriend Cy Waits has a daughter and felt it’d be a great idea to introduce her to the new love of his life because rich people can afford antibiotics easier than we can. RadarOnline reports:

Paris Hilton is proving to be a stand-in mother for new boyfriend Cy Waits’ seven-year-old daughter Shea, has learned exclusively.
It’s a sudden change of pace for the hard partying hotel heiress, who was arrested in Las Vegas in August with cocaine in her purse.
“Cy is a dad and he is combining his part time parenting duties with his fledgling romance with Paris,” said a source close to the couple.

But don’t worry. Paris is so totally prepared for her new role, she practically has a PhD in kids:

“It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,” the heiress, 29, said a few years ago.
And Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining, “I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.”

I don’t want to get morbid here, but we should all probably prepare ourselves for someone finding this kid suffocated to death by a feedbag full of oats. I know it’s a terrible thing to say, but sometimes you gotta hope for the best, prepare for the worst. Like having sex without a condom. See? I ended on a happy note.

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