- Tom Cruise doesn’t have to wear high heels anymore. [Lainey Gossip]
- Chivettes bored at work. [theCHIVE]
- Demi Moore has a new boyfriend. [Dlisted]
- 74 Reasons Why Kristen Stewart Really Messed Up [BuzzFeed]
- Jessica Biel‘s butt stopped by Leno. [Popoholic]
- Doutzken Kroes in lingerie. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Nobody let Jessica Simpson look at Vanessa Minillo. [TooFab]
- Keeley Hazell does FHM. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jeremy Renner accidentally took Viagra instead of a sleeping pill on a flight. [Starpulse]
- Meet the Marky Mark of the senatorial world. [FilmDrunk]
- Either this Arrested Development season is really happening or Ron Howard is a sick, twisted bastard. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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I petition the words Paris Hilton and news should not appear in the same sentence unless separated by “not”.
little posts such as this one are the only things keeping her relevant
She has money, she should buy some boobs.
I think I see Vladimir Lenin printed above the crotch area
Too old for posing like an idiot, Paris.
Get an MBA and learn to run a hotel chain. Be useful.
Run which hotel chain? The chain was sold off a long time ago.
Get an MBA? She might want to get an undergrad degree first, kind of impossible to get a Masters without getting a bachelors degree first, unless you are a “reverend” who somehow call themselves doctor with no degree at all.
I’d hit it!
Ew seriously?
Repeatedly, with a shovel ?
She’s taken carrying a big bag and refusing to put her phone in it to the next level by carrying two bags and two phones. This may be her biggest accomplishment.
My penis says yes but my brain says no.
First time that’s ever happened. True story.
What’s up with the “modesty” of some sheer cloth covering up her Who-ha?
Doesn’t she remember she had sex on tape that made its rounds on the internets?
Maybe it’s to keep the crabs from escaping.
Wow, that gay blogger really lost some weight !
She’s great
Wonky McValtrex
she does have an amazing looking body…but herpes kills it.
Thats Hot
say what you want about her but…nope, that’s it – say what you want about her.
Ugh she is so five years ago.
Nice body….not so nice personality
Easy guys, you know what I keep in there.
Paris Hilton is still alive? Who knew eh?
GET A BOOB JOB !!!!!1
A magrela não mostrou a bundinha, que é o ponto forte dela!
“No, Ms. Hilton. Pink and cheetah hides the herpes well, but according my scanner here, this entire beach is now infected. Now, please sit down while we take you to the containment ship. Simplex 1 to Base…the carrier has been isolated and removed….beach is secure and target is painted….valtrex strike is a go. I repeat, valtrex strike is a go.”
The first time I read this, I thought “Pink and Cheetah” were a couple of stripper friends.
Weird bulge…