Haha! You Have To Look At Paris Hilton All Morning

Alright, folks, we’re going to try this relaunch one more time from the top, and if all goes well, we should be cramming our Commie pinko rants in between pictures of tits around noon EST. In the meantime, enjoy Paris Hilton’s maybe-implants because there’s no reason why this process shouldn’t be itchy, too. You earned it.

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