And now for some feel good news.
Cy Waits has apparently kicked Paris Hilton to the curb, according to Us Magazine:
“They are broken up,” one pal tells Us of Hilton, 30, and Vegas club owner Waits. “It’s sad, she cares about him a lot and thinks he’s a great guy but they really hit a rough patch.”
Hilton and her rep had no comment.
The reality star and Waits stepped out in late spring 2010, shortly after her final split from former Hills star Douglas Reinhardt. Explains the friend: “[Cy's] found it difficult to live his life with her in the spotlight and that’s what caused their split. No drama, it’s amicable, but things didn’t work out.”
I love how Cy uses Paris’ “life in the spotlight” as an excuse to bail even though five people watched her new reality show and if Paris Hilton careened a Porsche through a guard rail there’d be goddamn dancing and celebrating in the streets. Then again, it’s probably the easiest way to let her down gently so she doesn’t lift up her skirt and spray.
CY: It’s just too hard being around someone so famous and pretty and.. famous.
PARIS: Well, I am famous…
CY: Phew, thank god.
PARIS: But you forgot to say hot.
CY: Wait, no!
*TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
Photo: Splash News
Nothing unnatural or awkward going on here.
Weird how he can’t keep his grip off her in almost all of these pictures. It’s like he’s either her bodyguard or they’re playing a very weird version of Huggybutt Kissyface.
Slunt
Win.
STD repository
I’d date her a couple of times just so I could stop answering her calls.
Will someone please buy that poor little girl some TITTIES !!!
I like that she doesn’t have bolt-ons. She is tall and thin, and her boobies are pretty.
Not everyone has to look like a blow up doll.
That being said, hahahahahahah- she is such a fucking loser. I hope she never, EVER has children. She’ll find someone to eventually marry her. She’ll fake it like Kim Kardashian is doing now.
Maybe she can marry you.You seem to be a perfect fit.
She can’t have a kid. Her womb is so polluted, she can’t even have a fuckin’ little baby!
and you can marry your blow up doll. YOU two are a perfect fit. :)
I insulted her, what would make you think I’d want to marry her? Did you even read what I wrote after I commented on her boobs? Asshole.
Every time I’ve ever been with a chick that skinny their pussies are big as is a house; I wonder why that is? Don’t get me wrong I’d fuck her just to say I did it.
Wow I sure fucked up that comment.
For the love of humanity, keep those legs CLOSED!
She better get married and divorced soon, I hear she only inherits 5 million and her career is soon gone.
she has a great athletic body. she should have learned tennis or something worthwhile.
Ha! Paris learning. Paris working on…anything.
They both look like they could work at the NASA.
if NASA was a house in SoCal and they were filming amateur porn where he shoves his finger in her ass, and we get to see the Heiress’s bunched up flabby a-hole..this is one facially challenged bird..
you got admit, her body does look damn good!
If you like a toothpick with a big pussy.
I actually cannot imagine someone being with a person who is so seemingly narcissistic. Can’t say I am surprised.
Why is he handling her like if he was a chimp ?
looks good
still got that wonked out eye. and empty skull.
Herpes be damned, I’d nail her over and over with relish.
OH NO…, how and where will she get more cocaine to carry in her “rough patch”?
no tits but at least her ass is finally filling out
her next boyfriend is a marvel comics penciler.
This meathead/ ape is way beneath her…and that is saying a lot.
How insensitive of you. Mocking the broken heart of a poor little rich girl…oh who am I kidding? I am probably one of the only 5 people who watched her reality show and it sucked more profoundly than she ever has.
DAT ASS. she’s looking heavier then ever, i love it
Paris looks hot .
She may be an ass but at least she’s dropped that retarded baby voice. I’m still not up to watching her new show. I’ve got more fun things to do like branding myself or do-it -yourself castration.
she still uses the baby voice sometimes….I have heard her go back and forth using it. she is such an asshole.
It’s just a matter of time before her twat births a Supergerm that’s going to wipe out all primate species on earth.
Monkey’s gave us AIDS, we’re retaliating with the biological weapon known as “Paris Vag Virus”; which first causes delusions of grandeur and ends with the decay of the mind until the victim forgets how to breathe.
Ahhh, the world is not coming to an end after all! It has righted itself from the path to sure destruction, now that Paris Hilton has been dumped by her latest golddigger, oops..ur, ah emm….boyfriend.
She gained some weight and actually looks pretty damn good now!
Behind that bikini bottom lies a cradle of filth
actually Mr. Happy, it’s blow and X according to some
I won’t lie. I’d fuck her. I’d give myself a 30 minute Silkwood shower afterwards, but I’d still fuck her and you know you would too.
The herpes scares some off. Not this brave, crazy lad though. Eric’s game to roll to STD dice.
Pre – coat yourself with penicillin . Douse yourself with kerosene IMMEDIATELY afterward. This Is how I roll with Lindsay
Collector of STD’s for reuse
15 minutes and and still ticking
By the looks of the expression on his face in this picture I’d say it’s physically possible to feel yourself getting herpes.
you prolly ought to check out the CDC’s web-site on herpes ( http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/STDFact-herpes.htm ) before you decide to start banging any Class 3 biohazards. She may be “hotter” than you suspect.
I actually and genuinely completely forgot she existed.
Is her vagina consuming the crotch of those bikini bottoms? It seems kinda sunk in.
More like he hit her rough patch of herpes and decided to GTFO!!!
Her twat is actually a Black Hole. When revealed, it can litterally suck the light right out of the sky.
What spotlight? Nobody gives a rat’s ass what she does anymore other than her getting arrested. These days she probably needs to start pulling up her dress and slipping her brown eye to get any press from the paps.
They will never get that smell out of the ocean.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha, it’s because of “Growing” belly!!
Man I wanna fuck her bad!!! I already have herpes so I’m not worried about that..
Man I wanna fuck her bad!!! I already have herpes so I’m not worried about that..
Find the corners, keep your eye off the five hole. It’s got evil powers.
I think the best and only safe way to fuck her is knock out one or both of her eyes and skull fucker; you know avoid all those STD’s and stuff.
I wanna fuck her SO BAD!!!
I have to give her some props for not getting implants. Real boobs of any size are better than those hemispheres (especially the ones that are so tightly wrapped taht the skin starts to tuck back in like a balloon on a faucet).
I cant stand this bitch her show sucks….what a fake fuck….
shes ugly like all you fucks.
I can’t believe this douche spent $400,000+ on a Lexus LFA for this nasty whore.