Paris Hilton Found a Costume

Here’s Paris Hilton at Trashy Lingerie in Los Angeles yesterday where she tried on various Halloween costumes including a slutty sailor outfit. Which is convenient because she has her own barnacles. *rimshot* In the meantime, is it me, or does Paris actually have an ass now? I could’ve sworn it was impossible for her to gain weight. No, really, I heard when she eats it’s like watching a snake try to digest an entire deer. Or in her case one Chicken McNugget. “Oh, God. Paris, it looks stuck. Wait. Something’s wedged under it. I can almost make out some letters: V.. A.. L.. T. Valt? What’s valt?”

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