Here’s Paris Hilton at Trashy Lingerie in Los Angeles yesterday where she tried on various Halloween costumes including a slutty sailor outfit. Which is convenient because she has her own barnacles. *rimshot* In the meantime, is it me, or does Paris actually have an ass now? I could’ve sworn it was impossible for her to gain weight. No, really, I heard when she eats it’s like watching a snake try to digest an entire deer. Or in her case one Chicken McNugget. “Oh, God. Paris, it looks stuck. Wait. Something’s wedged under it. I can almost make out some letters: V.. A.. L.. T. Valt? What’s valt?”
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
LiLo Lili | October 22, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Barnacles!!! LOL!!
Misana | October 22, 2010 at 8:18 pm
You are a funny person… lol
Facebook me | October 22, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Isn’t she a bit old to be dressing up for Halloween? Christ..even her old friends aren’t galaventing in slutty costumes anymore..She needs to grow the fuck up already.
FIRST!
Facebook me | October 22, 2010 at 3:43 pm
FAIL.
Laura | October 25, 2010 at 12:21 pm
she would
AlexAlex | October 22, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Oh, look! Another slut ruining Halloween! Halloween used to be my favorite holiday. It was so great. Werewolves, (scary) vampires, mummies, etc. Now, it’s just a contest to see who can wear the sluttiest costume.
Maplewood | October 22, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Yes, it’s terrible that women are trying to out-slut each other on Halloween. Terrible. If only they would just throw on a fur bodysuit and some fake fangs, maybe roll around in the dirt to get that real mummy stink . . . that’s my idea of a party.
Vito | October 23, 2010 at 12:41 pm
and…???
Dante Calamari | October 25, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Horrible travesty that women try to out slut one another on Halloween. The Sanctity and meaning behind the holiday and it’s traditions have given way to the modern sexifiSHADDAP!!!!!!!!!
dudeatdudedotdude | October 22, 2010 at 4:01 pm
If shes being testd for cocaine right now it might explain the extra junk in the trunk–which is a welcome sight by me since she spends a lot of time in bikinis too. Party on, paris~
McFeely Smackup | October 22, 2010 at 4:27 pm
what? This has been up for hours and nobody has made a “boatloads of seamen” joke yet?
you people make me sick.
Cock Dr | October 22, 2010 at 4:37 pm
We were waiting for you. Claim it; it’s all yours.
anonymous | October 22, 2010 at 6:07 pm
because it was so easy only a caveman could do it
yesiamablond | October 22, 2010 at 4:57 pm
dude. i’ve stared at it for 10 minutes (yes. HA HA) and i now feel stupid for not getting the valt joke. plz explain!!!11one
Bunny Foofoo | October 22, 2010 at 5:00 pm
a highly appropriate costume for Paris, considering all the semen, er seamen, that have cavorted with her.
Bristol Palin's Abandoned Retard Baby | October 22, 2010 at 5:08 pm
V-A-L-T: Valtrex. She’s swimming in it.
Komodo | October 22, 2010 at 5:58 pm
People tend to look better when they get off the cocaines. That could be it.
killerabbit | October 22, 2010 at 6:39 pm
I’m too lazy to look it up, but I’m pretty sure she dressed up as a semen last year, too.
Rhettro | October 22, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I think it was Sarah Paxton that wore that same outfit a couple years ago.
zeke | October 22, 2010 at 7:23 pm
i hate to say it but she actually looks kinda good.
Iveski | October 22, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Heh heh… “Hey, sailors – all aboard!”
Burt | October 22, 2010 at 8:00 pm
I know she’s supposed to be a trendsetter, but that outfit is ridiculous.
She looks like she works selling cigarettes on a cruise ship.
Burt | October 22, 2010 at 8:01 pm
She’s in a costume shop…I hope that’s supposed to be a Halloween costume.
Burt | October 22, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Oh, it is…My bad.
Jessesgirl | October 23, 2010 at 5:24 am
Costume? She looks like she does every day.
Flower | October 23, 2010 at 11:03 am
A living accessory. How stylish. Cute dog, though.
Vito | October 23, 2010 at 12:43 pm
you can say that again!
Jill | October 24, 2010 at 12:34 am
Instead of a seman maybe she should try being a coke mule, it’d be more believable.
Jon and Kate plus Hate | October 24, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Wow this is the best I have ever seen her look. You can bang on her (I know everybody else has) but she is actually pretty, and that lazy eye is kind of cute too.
captain america | October 25, 2010 at 5:51 am
I always thought she was born in one.
Facebook me | October 25, 2010 at 9:09 am
Isn’t “Fleet Week” soon? Get on board training Paris!
Dante Calamari | October 25, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Costumes Worn by celebrities I’d like to see:
Paris Hilton as a Sailor, she gives everyone permission to cum aboard.
Lindsay Lohan as a Police Officer
Kim Kardashian as the Virgin Mary
Snooki as Tattoo from Fantasy Island
OJ Simpson as his wife’s killer … errrrrrr wait a minute …
sleuthette | October 27, 2010 at 11:11 am
She could definitely be whatever and do whatever she wants. She can even be a drug addict and get high in public with whatever substance she chooses. Unlike many people of color who reside in America, she would walk away with no accountability. She could even harm someone while driving or run another pedestrian over and commit murder and still get away with it. Her class, skin color/features, and financial status put both she and Lindsey Lohan above our American Laws. That makes me really pissed off and hot! Happy Halloween!
beverly perez - austin | October 27, 2010 at 11:31 am
i think she looks cute I love Paris
sleuthette | October 27, 2010 at 8:41 pm
There is more to life than how cute you think someone looks.
Penny | October 28, 2010 at 10:37 am
I’d think Paris would have a custom-made costume — not one from a Halloween store! I think the most popular costume this year will be Snooki. All you need is tight clothes, high hair, a tan, and you need to know how to make Snooki’s sunglasses . Happy Halloween!
Afatsawo | November 2, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Head.
Slounge | November 11, 2010 at 11:12 am
Paris Hilton is amazing in sloungewear too!