Paris Hilton Committed a Hate Crime

November 23rd, 2010 // 88 Comments

There’s really no other classification for what’s going on here.

On that note, to anyone in the Beverly Hills area yesterday, a manhole cover was not left open, so the mayor’s office is kindly requesting you please stop flooding them with calls. They’d like to go home to their families. Thank you.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Paris Hilton See-Through Butt
    Lloyd Page
    Commented on this photo:

    Spectacular! Could live without the hat though. I’m so ashamed I even noticed it. Damn those Fab 5 guys!

  2. Yep

    Well, at least her ass is well proportioned! Each cheek nice and round!!!

  3. I’m blind now. Have to type using a brail keyboard. Thanks for that.

  4. Paris Hilton See-Through Butt
    Pacman
    Commented on this photo:

    Who doesn’t love condom pants?

  5. K, could they not have pulled over and pee’d instead of peeing on themselves? Wait, they were out with Kim Kardashian weren’t they? Got all caught up in the moment, Kim asked her to give her a little golden tinkle, Paris couldn’t hold it in and WHOOOSHHHHH …

  6. ilu

    so….did she actually admit to having herpes? Genital herpes?

  7. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Haaaahahahaha! This is frigging hilarious!

  8. joho777

    Sorry, kid. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but everyone has Herpes. Have you ever had a cold sore? Then you have Herpes Simplex. And there are no differences between “genital” herpes and the kind that gives everyone cold sores.

    Although I would agree with some of the posters above. I wish that Paris would wear panties. There are some things that should be kept covered. Besides, a small dog could fall in and never be found.

  9. Paris Hilton See-Through Butt
    jackmehoff
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d still hit it

  10. Paris Hilton See-Through Butt
    GROSS
    Commented on this photo:

    WHORE. MUCH?

    WHO THE FCK WEARS TIGHTS AS PANTS WHEN THEY ARE SEE THROUGH?

    WHAT A TACKY WHITE TRASH WANNA BE UPTOWN GIRL

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    FCKIN

    TACKY

  11. Paris Hilton See-Through Butt
    GROSS
    Commented on this photo:

    LAME SHIRT…SO FCKIN LAME

    SHE DRESSES LIKE DIRT

  12. Jesus

    quiet poopy head.

  13. Paris Hilton See-Through Butt
    Raging Stiffy
    Commented on this photo:

    Her * Ass * is * perfect

    My XMas gift arrived early

    Ho ho ho

    (time to go frantically beat off)

  14. Luke

    I’d eat the corn out of her poop!!

  15. Captain Slappy

    That sonovabitch blinked at me…..and I lost the staring contest anyway.

  16. Paris Hilton See-Through Butt
    d.worthingtion
    Commented on this photo:

    glad i am gay!!! she is a big reason why!!!!

  17. Mortimer Snerd

    Gives new meaning to the words—
    BUTT UGLY !!

  18. Paris Hilton See-Through Butt
    Nancy
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a string between her legs in picture 5.

  19. beckslager

    Ah… a few brave souls willing to admit the truth that Paris has a great ass

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