There’s really no other classification for what’s going on here.
On that note, to anyone in the Beverly Hills area yesterday, a manhole cover was not left open, so the mayor’s office is kindly requesting you please stop flooding them with calls. They’d like to go home to their families. Thank you.
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Spectacular! Could live without the hat though. I’m so ashamed I even noticed it. Damn those Fab 5 guys!
Well, at least her ass is well proportioned! Each cheek nice and round!!!
I’m blind now. Have to type using a brail keyboard. Thanks for that.
Who doesn’t love condom pants?
K, could they not have pulled over and pee’d instead of peeing on themselves? Wait, they were out with Kim Kardashian weren’t they? Got all caught up in the moment, Kim asked her to give her a little golden tinkle, Paris couldn’t hold it in and WHOOOSHHHHH …
They probably couldn’t, because Kimmy took too long to cut the ribbon at that toilet opening. I mean, those were awfully big scissors for her little hands.
so….did she actually admit to having herpes? Genital herpes?
Haaaahahahaha! This is frigging hilarious!
Sorry, kid. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but everyone has Herpes. Have you ever had a cold sore? Then you have Herpes Simplex. And there are no differences between “genital” herpes and the kind that gives everyone cold sores.
Although I would agree with some of the posters above. I wish that Paris would wear panties. There are some things that should be kept covered. Besides, a small dog could fall in and never be found.
i’d still hit it
WHORE. MUCH?
WHO THE FCK WEARS TIGHTS AS PANTS WHEN THEY ARE SEE THROUGH?
WHAT A TACKY WHITE TRASH WANNA BE UPTOWN GIRL
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FCKIN
TACKY
LAME SHIRT…SO FCKIN LAME
SHE DRESSES LIKE DIRT
quiet poopy head.
Her * Ass * is * perfect
My XMas gift arrived early
Ho ho ho
(time to go frantically beat off)
I’d eat the corn out of her poop!!
That sonovabitch blinked at me…..and I lost the staring contest anyway.
glad i am gay!!! she is a big reason why!!!!
Gives new meaning to the words—
BUTT UGLY !!
There’s a string between her legs in picture 5.
Ah… a few brave souls willing to admit the truth that Paris has a great ass