Well, That Horse Is Dead

Here’s Paris Hilton’s new video for “Come Alive” which I didn’t make Photo Boy screencap because I like to draw the line at sexually-tinged indentured servitude. Anyway, I don’t know what the digital equivalent of taking a piss on something then lighting it on fire is (Wait. Yes, I do.), so here are some bikini photos from last week which I suggest looking at instead of watching Paris Hilton sing about emotions she’ll never be incapable of feeling. I’m pretty sure if she had a child, she’d probably just make a butler polish it or something.

“Ms. Hilton, I believe your son requires – ahem – feeding.”
“Uhhhh, you have nipples.”
“Very good, mum.”