Pamela Anderson’s nipples look depressed

September 29th, 2006 // 62 Comments
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  1. Nik

    Oh. Oh my god. Augh! AHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOO!

    Can I erase that from existance anywhere? My head exploded. I hope you’re happy.

  2. supertwink

    me thinks the picture was photoshopped.

  3. Wampoon.com

    I wonder how they would look if they were inverted…

    http://wampoon.com

  4. Dashing Dave Ditko

    Sick! Imagine sucking on those nasty things!

  5. RichPort

    Another chick with a sanitation uniform??? What the fucking fuck???

  6. It looks like someone photoshopped a flacid penis on her tit

  7. okiedoke

    If that’s not photoshopped, then, um…oh wow, I’m speechless.

  8. Here is a simulated like “after and before image” of what she could look like later on down the road. The face lifts eventually will look “depressed” too.

    Nevermind imagining sucking on those.

    http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/53/53_images/53pamcharo.jpg

  9. That’s the Haz Mat suit she has to wear for sex, so Kid Cock doesn’t get any diseases.

    Well, ones that he doesn’t already have anyway…………..

  10. bigdog

    You bunch of dumb asses its the way she is positioned. those tits are great, only people that would complain would like a dick in their ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Stizz

    Isn’t that the same hideous frock that Scarlett Johannson was sporting last week? WTF?

  12. funny looking titties are funny and fun

    pop art underpants –> http://funderpants.com

  13. well obviously with the janitor clothes, the fucked up hair, the perpetual skank under her fingernails.. she’s the one whose been picking screwing up my garbage collection and leaving all those used condoms in the front yard.. as for the nipple, well i bet she picked that out of my neighbors recycling container..

  14. pinky_nip

    Apparently her nipples are capable of doing sit-ups.

  15. alaskanchicsickle

    Men everywhere are shuddering. Well, too bad for her. My nipples on the otherhand are still perky and beautiful. I have $100 from a wet t-shirt contest to prove it.

  16. Ruby

    She’s wearing pink high-heeled jelly shoes. ew.

  17. hamacus

    Mmmmmmmm. I love chicsikles!

  18. jrzmommy

    Did she borrow Scarlett’s jumpsuit? Scarlett better get that shit drycleaned!

  19. EazyE

    Sometimes the nipples of people with implants fall off, so maybe her body is in the process of rejecting years of artificial stuffings. Or it could be due to excessive bodily molestations by Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. That can’t be easy on you.

  20. skilzaw

    a) totally photoshopped
    b) grow some eyebrows freak

  21. serial snarkalec

    Kid Rock should dip his dick in Zoloft before titty-fucking them.

  22. RichPort

    That musta been one hell of a purple nurple Kid Rock gave her. Her nips didn’t look anything like that in my mouth. Odd…

  23. That reminds me of this really funny cartoon making fun of what women look like as they age with silicone breasts. If you want a laugh go the my jokes page and look half way down, you will see it. Have a great weekend!

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-jokes.htm

  24. Does Pam have, like, hepatitus or something? Shouldn’t she be dead?

    http://www.celebslam.com

  25. Just ugh… she needs to have her nipples done, now.

  26. Umm, ew. Is there such thing as a nipple lift?

    Oh and hey –

    Happy Girl on Girl Friday hookers and hookettes!
    http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/09/happy-girl-on-girl-friday-sept-29-06.html

  27. fucking classy

    Talk about a bad boob job… those tits look hideous!

  28. Bitch hasn’t looked good in a long while. Guys who say they’d hit that are either referencing running her over with a car or they are just sick fucks. Aside from Lovecraftian nipples and a haggard face that would make an Afghani woman feel better about herself, look at who she’s allowed up her – Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. If that doesn’t say Valtrex/Genital Wart Laser Removal/At-The-Very-Least-Gonorreah cocktail, I don’t know what does. Her pussy probably grumbles….

  29. I can’t believe Brain used to whack to that shit. Nasty pervert.

    Cooter – thank god for G-O-G Friday!!!

  30. biatcho

    wow, it only took 2 comments before the mac-geeks plagued us with their photoshopping expertise. bubble bursters.

  31. skilzaw

    and what’s the point of photoshopping a tweaked nipple on her? where’s the glee? after drawing mustaches on the models in Vogue you finally make the big time? lame.

  32. EazyE

    She’s getting to be like a broken barbie doll. I wouldn’t be surprised if next time she appeared she had inexpertly chopped off hair and scribbles of magic marker across her face.

  33. shell

    She looks like a dried up old bitch with hepatitis

  34. What do you expect? When you inflate and deflate a balloon longer enough, it stops being round and firm.

    Sad day for boobies…

    http://www.blackbeatpress.com

  35. Has to be the 12123098 time i’ve seen those.

    http://www.sidekickwallpaper.com/

  36. DrDanny

    What a useless human shit-sack she is. Remind me again why she’s famous….

  37. @ 29 – Ferret, I’d fuck those big fake Canadian titties anyday… anywhere… anyplace.

  38. fapfapfap

    i’m pretty sure kid rock said he had a seizure with one of pam’s nipples in his mouth. so there ya go.

  39. stevejuststeve

    Hey, Scarlett Johansson was wearing that same outfit. Coveralls must be the rage.

  40. Solaera

    I came across a picture of her topless a while back (I wish I would have saved it) and her nips are straight out fucked up. I think it is all the scar tissue from having them resized/redone so many times that makes them look all rumply and gnawed on. I think if someone is going to have their tits done over and over don’t go the areola insertion route…look at what happened to old frankenboob Reid for example. Ugh.

    I love Pammy I do, but she’s an attention whore…I think we’d see waaay more paparazzi photos of her topless if her boobs looked halfway decent.

  41. beifiori

    what’s with the garbage man look lately?

    anyway, that freak nipple puts a whole new spin on sex goddess…I can just here some men singing “sex bomb, sex bomb, you’rrrrrrrre my sex bomb” even to the deformed boobies…

  42. EazyE

    yeah, if they weren’t deformed she would have had them out of that white bikini top and in everyone’s face at her skankapalooza wedding.
    even with the deformed nips, I’d love to see a topless wedding photo of her on that yacht spraying everyone with a bottle of champagne held between her legs like a penis. maybe some sparklers sticking out of her hair.

  43. Fizzgig

    However skanky she maybe….I believe that her nips are just fine..it seems as though they are just in the transition between soft and erect. Wow, for being so enthralled with boobs, men sure don’t know very much. And moreover, why it is that it has not been brought up that Pam can go around looking like a trash man but it is totally unacceptable for Scarlett. I am not saying I enjoy the outfit, just mearly making note of a double standard!!

  44. duds

    Whoa! The nipples are nasty! Glad I don’t have to suck ‘em……. *gasps*

  45. poker_n_d_rear

    im glad were really worried about her deformed nipples and thats the reason we wouldnt stick our dicks in her, its not like she has a blood borne dissease anyways right, right?

  46. hmmm…yet another thing on pam that defies nature… shouldn’t NASA be hiring her soon?

  47. mirandawilde

    I was in London in 1984, and those jumpsuits were all the rage. I don’t think that trend ever made it to the US- until now.
    Pammie looks awesome wearing it. Scarlett looks pretty stupid. But her whole vibe is stupid to me. I don’t understand why she keeps getting voted the “sexiest woman.” Intelligence is an important part of sexiness, and I’ve yet to read that she’s ever said anything interesting. I think I’d rather hear what a potato has to say.

  48. cap077

    CANNOT BE REAL!!!

  49. saggybottom

    more photoshop bafoonery…next

  50. Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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