Pamela Anderson’s groin and other news

By: The Superficial / October 12, 2009

- Courtney Love quits Twitter which leaves Lindsay Lohan as the undisputed champ of coked out sentences that make no fucking sense. [PopEater]

- Jessica Biel’s absence at Justin Timberlake’s golf tournament suggests they’re either on the rocks, or golf is boring as shit. Possibly both. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jeremy Piven continues putting his penis in a new woman everyday. But still not Hayden Panettiere’s and not just because of the impossible physics that would involve. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Orlando Bloom is some form of ambassador now. [Just Jared]

- Shauna Sand has a sex tape coming out. Of course. [Celebslam]

- America Ferrara in a bikini. Proceed with caution. [PopSugar]

- Amy Winehouse may have gotten implants. Because that will make her sexy now. [The Blemish]

- Megan Fox continues to look thrilled every time she’s photographed leaving Brian Austin Green’s house. You can almost feel the love/unforgettable shame. [Socialite Life]