Pamela Anderson would’ve been handy during WWII

February 26th, 2009 // 60 Comments

Pamela Anderson spent yesterday in the company of German TV personality Marcus Prinz von Anhalt. While I was initially hesitant about Pam handling international affairs, fortunately the Germans don’t have a word for hepatitis. Which explains how she was able to obtain the location of Hitler’s magical third testicle. U-S-A!


  1. Hoser

    The Germans gave us this guy and they like David Hasselhoff; something not right about that. We gave the world Pamela Anderson and God awful music like Anne Murray so I guess I can’t really hold that against them.

  2. blabla

    ahhh …. as soon as i read the word german …. i expected nothing but some retarded hitler , war comment from an american citizen .
    but i guess i cant blame all the slave owners in the us for learning nothing at school.

  3. sidpie

    @ 51 Germans like David Hasselhoff??? huuhh??? No one “likes” him today, maybe 20 years back in time, but not today!

  4. Hoser

    #53 We Canadians have contributed our fair share of stupidity to the world; I hope to God that Germany no longer embraces David Hasselhoff; however, the German people have engineered some amazing cars; it’s hard not to respect a country with the engineering accomplishments that Germany has; based on that alone, I am willing to forgive the David Hasselhoff obsession. Please forgive us for Anne Murray and Pamela Anderson.

  5. Zaz

    Markus Prinz von Anhalt is the adopted “son” of Frederic von Anhalt- who is Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband. Because most royal families today are broke they sell their name for a couple thousand Euros and adopt. Now Frederic is broke as hell and Markus came along and bought it by being adopted by him.
    And to all the ignorant Americans: correlating antisemitism with Germans is fucking old. You are probably the kind that think Sweden is the capital of Europe and ask if we Germans actually have running water or electricity.

  6. juhu

    You are probably the kind that think Sweden is the capital of Europe and ask if we Germans actually have running water or electricity
    ^^^^

    lol actually i got asked the exact same things some time ago .
    someone even wanted to know if we had cars .

    this is just too much ignorance to take .
    if it wasnt for germany the americans would ride horses holding up candles at night .

    there is so much more to find out about europe for the americans.
    .. italians even know of pizza and the french have heard of baguette also :)

  7. Dahlink

    The guy that Pam is having lunch with is Frederic Prinz von Anhalt’s adopted son Marcus. Zsa Zsa Gabor is not Marcus’ real or adopted mother. Marcus think that Pam look so much like Zsa Zsa. Pam is no Zsa Zsa Gabor!

  8. Yo mum

    Isn’t it “prince of Ahole” in english?

    To that canadian guy:
    We don’t really love David Hasselhoff, but we don’t really mind.
    It’s more of a pity thing and they sometimes report about him so he feels useful and has a wonderful time.
    Who the fuck is that whatshername Murray?!

    Now to the hepatitis: Same name in german.

    Now to Mr. “Prince”-Guy :
    He works as a pimp and is not of any use for anybody.
    He’s only there to drink and spend money on disgustingly diamond-laden watches and to grope girls.

    So basically, he is living the Superficial Writer’s dreams.

    By the way you american bitches: You better appreciate our fine cars since they are ridiculously cheap in the U S of A. For whatever reason.
    Buy as many as you can, it’s a steal, who drives that GM shit anyway?

  9. shes not even naturally blonde
    sad how acts plays out what she thinks blondes should be like
    im offended being naturally blonde myself

  10. Really nice post. Pamela is still looking so hot and she is really gorgeous so much . She is truly hot in blonde hair. She is really a sex bomb I must say.

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