Pamela Anderson would’ve been handy during WWII

February 26th, 2009 // 60 Comments

Pamela Anderson spent yesterday in the company of German TV personality Marcus Prinz von Anhalt. While I was initially hesitant about Pam handling international affairs, fortunately the Germans don’t have a word for hepatitis. Which explains how she was able to obtain the location of Hitler’s magical third testicle. U-S-A!

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Comments (60)

  1. Schultz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | February 26, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    I’ll be the FIRST to put all you worthless cunts in the ovens!

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  2. Bibleguy | February 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    God loved the world so much he sent his most excellent son so that if you believe in him you don’t have to die, but live forever in Heaven!

    This is the BEST offer you will EVER receive!

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  3. Bibleguy | February 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    God loved the world so much he sent his most excellent son so that if you believe in him you don’t have to die, but live forever in Heaven!

    This is the BEST offer you will EVER receive!

    Reply
  4. Schultz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | February 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    Please forgive me for my sins, dear Lord!

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  5. nastyjay | February 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    what happened to his cheek? tryin to motorboat those plastic mammaries i suppose

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  6. Ouch! Wits! | February 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    The Germans have a single word that applies to any type of disease: jew.

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  7. kingofbeer | February 26, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    I like how she adjusted for the camera and gave us some nip. thanks Pam!

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  8. Beth | February 26, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    White seat – that was smart. Discharge shows most clearly on a black leather seat.

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  9. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Hello ??,Lowlands is always keeping his promise.He has sent you an email.Though he doesn’t understand if it’s a com. or com? The mail got sent anyway:)

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  10. Bill | February 26, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Hitler only had 1 testicle, jerk!

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  11. Marcus Prinz von Anhalt | February 26, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    “Please welcome my special guest, Pamela Anderson…I am so full of anticipation that my genitals have sucked up into my body cavity. Pamela Anderson, you are beautiful and angular…and if you were a gas, you’d be inert. Before we begin, would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe mein affe-mienke!”

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  12. Bill | February 26, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Hitler only had 1 testicle, jerk!

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  13. Valerie | February 26, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Jesus freaks and antisemitism. Fucking beautiful *rolls eyes, kicks rocks*

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  14. havoc | February 26, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    I don’t care what anyone says. Those tits would provide hours of entertainment…..

    .

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  15. hata | February 26, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Prinz von Anhalt means something like prince of the service industry

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  16. Guy | February 26, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Check out her elbow in pic 3 :)

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  17. Kelley | February 26, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Did she actually wear a dark-coloured bra under an off-white dress ? Bad !! Those plastic tits are comical.

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  18. Deacon Jones | February 26, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Agreed havoc.

    Especially after I mount them on my living room wall.

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  19. p0nk | February 26, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    i’m fairly certain that using Pammy in WWII would have been against a Geneva convention.

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  20. gross official | February 26, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    I’m glad to see that she is mastering the art of keeping her hair and sunglasses covering her fugly old face at all times.
    She is officially gross.

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  21. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    Pamela anderson:Mata Hari 3000

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  22. kbro | February 26, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    whatever this Prinz von Anhalt dude claims to be, he is not a german tv personality. david hasselhoff, yes. we love him in krautland. I’ve never heard of the Prinz von Anhalt. or is he a tv personality in the USA?

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  23. kitty | February 26, 2009 at 6:20 pm

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  24. Blah | February 26, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    She disgusts me. You would think by now she would have a little more class, at least for her son’s sake. I just want to go up to her and wipe one of her fake ass, drawn on eyebrows right off! She sooo isn’t attractive anymore. Sleazy skank.

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  25. bral | February 26, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    She is still has a great body, although used to be better:
    http://www.actressscene.com/search/label/Pamela%20Anderson

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  26. dugger | February 26, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Is is normal to keep the nipples out of the demi bra? I figured most women would tuck them in. Anyone know? Just asking.

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  27. sidpie | February 26, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    German TV personality ???? Niemals, der ist ein totaler Volltrottel mit einem gekauften Adelstitel, aber keine TV Persönlichkeit. Eher ein kloppie ^^

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  28. Canada | February 26, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Pam is CANADIAN!!!

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  29. Canada | February 26, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    Pam is CANADIAN!!!

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  30. Kelly | February 26, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    Would have been handy during WWII? Isn’t biological warfare prohibited by the Geneva Convention?

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  31. NotSocialist | February 26, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    She’s Canadian Moron…. Go Canada!

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  32. NotSocialist | February 26, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    She’s Canadian Moron…. Go Canada!

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  33. lola | February 26, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    She is important enough to be posted on a website and she is makin’ her money so I won’t call her “stupid” if she does it intentionally

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  34. Ummm...yeah... | February 26, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    She’s a slut…a diseased slut.

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  35. Groucho | February 26, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    Can ANYONE in America talk about Germany without mentioning WW2/Hitler? It’s getting a little old.

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  36. daunte | February 26, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    She is so over the hill it is scarry. She is a has been who will use every chance she has to get her picture taken. She is no longer relevant.

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  37. gerard Vandenberg | February 26, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    Is the weird nose of pamela contagious?
    IT LOOKS LIKE IT, folks!!

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  38. she's just not that into you | February 27, 2009 at 3:13 am

    hahahaha, you know what? this guy bought his title and is a former strip-club-owner! seriously!!!!! hope he marrys pam, than YOU can have him.

    totally agree with you groucho -.-

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  39. suzanne | February 27, 2009 at 3:39 am

    VON ANHALT???? Isn’t that also Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband??? Are they related?

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  40. julia | February 27, 2009 at 3:59 am

    I NEVER saw that guy in my life.
    and I am german…. dont believe he is rich pam….

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  41. djm | February 27, 2009 at 4:01 am

    @39:
    Not related by blood but by “adaption”.

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  42. owenlei | February 27, 2009 at 4:30 am

    yes! she’s awesome, I mean, at her age, she’s still attractive to many people! you don’t know how h ot models and sex y folks on ___Tallloving Co m___ go
    crazy about her act!! she’s like kinda role model to many people there!!
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  43. sidpie | February 27, 2009 at 6:03 am

    @41 by adoption not adaption *g*
    and he bought the adoption because of the title “prinz von anhalt”

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  44. tine | February 27, 2009 at 6:04 am

    gosh please ppl that guy is a cheap porn producer or some like that…but he makes his money with womans…and he is a tv bitch..
    u should see him on tv in germany…grrrrrr thats just bad bad bad…
    but he and pan is a good fit…he wants tv time and she needs money…

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  45. aaaaaaaahhhhhhaa | February 27, 2009 at 8:17 am

    miss baywatch is so stupit. this guy is an adoptet asshole from germany with no brain. but hey, they share the same iq!!

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  46. RichPort's Ghost | February 27, 2009 at 8:52 am

    Yea right, like I’m the only one that wants to sacrifice thousands of my unborn kids on her sunglasses…

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  47. feckless | February 27, 2009 at 9:50 am

    With or without eyebrows, RichPort’s Ghost? They didn’t have Sharpies during WWII.

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  48. Michael | February 27, 2009 at 10:19 am

    …believe it or not, there are also some german folks visiting this hp. I am and to be honest, every single word you (superficial writer) wrote was totally correct and I have nothing to add. Allthough someone should perhaps inform everyone here that this Prinz von Anhalt isn’t originally a prince but was addopted. Also is he not at all popular in Germany. Btw. he’s a porno producer, which explains his desire to be around women like Pamela. Nice day…

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  49. RichPort's Ghost | February 27, 2009 at 10:22 am

    Well is she did use the sharpies then she’d end up leaving two smudgy arcs on my headboard…

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  50. allie | February 27, 2009 at 10:44 am

    how come germans dont have a word for hepatitis? its hepatitis in every language!

    and prinz von anhalt is the WORST example ever of a german man. he’s so fucked up that nobody likes him over here…..and all that prince thing is ricidulous anyway cause he wasnt born as a prince but just bought the title and before that, he sold used cars. nobody needs stupid, uneducated people like him who act all sohpisticated just because they bought themselves a title.

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