Pamela Anderson should just stick with the breasts

December 12th, 2008 // 122 Comments

Pamela Anderson apparently felt her ass wasn’t getting enough stage time in Hans Klok’s magic show, so for their opening night in Amsterdam, she took matters into her own hands. There were no survivors.

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Figs. 1.1 – 1.11 (Warning: May contain vagina.)

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  1. Mike Hawk

    Has been

  2. Mr XAXAXA

    Well…i assume you should say XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

  3. ashley

    yea…no

  4. Choco_Taco

    I’d still hit it.

  5. Turd Ferguson

    Yeeeech.

    I think I can smell something through the internet on that last picture.

  6. lulu

    WOW shes looking old

  7. Cash

    Damn… she’s really starting to get cottage cheese thighs. Time to hit the gym Pam. If that Bowflex grandma can do it, so can you babe.

  8. Me

    Anyone posting after Me sucks on Hans Klok’s flying Dutch penis

  9. LivewireT@aol.com

    Whoa! Looking very bloated. In pic 8 can we say, backfat?

  10. Deacon Jones

    Err.
    Eh, Id still do her.

    Pic 7 – Her breasts look like someone slammed on the breaks during light speed.

    “LUDICRIS SPEED, GOOOO!”

  11. OJ's Mom

    Wait – I used to want to fuck her? What? What the fuck was I thinking?

    Who the hell are all of you people in my living room?

    Holy crap. Good Nyborg, man….

  12. OJ's Mom

    @10 – Nailed it. That shit was funny.

  13. Mcfeely Smackup

    Now I know “ass” has never been Pam’s claim to fame, but if your ass looked THAT bad, would you wear that outfit in public? It’s not even a matter of her ass not looking fantastic, it’s physically repulsive. Has she never heard of tights?

    And someone can correct me if I’m wrong, but does the sitting down picture (#7) contain a hint of left nipple, or is that just a shadow caused by the disturbingly irregular contours of her “breasts”?

  14. havoc

    Yeah.

    No.

    .

  15. u

    I saw both nips in that pic….

  16. Miss

    #1, If she’s a “has been” then why is she still the in the top 10 of most looked up women in the USA this year?

  17. Miss

    #1, If she’s a “has been” then why is she still the in the top 10 of most looked up on the internet women in the USA this year?

  18. Miss

    #1, If she’s a “has been” then why is she still the in the top 10 of most looked up on the internet women in the USA this year?

    #13, how does her ass look bad? have you looked at 99.9% of the women on the street. her ass is nice, stop hatin

  19. Vicki

    OMG look at the camel toe………GROSS! What are the scars on her arm above her tattoo?

  20. At first glance one would think “OH YEAH”, but the more you look the scarier it gets… Plus, throw in the whole hepatitis and kid rock residue and it starts looking like a plague victim. All in all, I will watch baywatch re-runs…

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  21. Now you see why young girls rule? anyway id still bang her, if i didnt have to work hard for it!!!

  22. Miss Kitty

    Her minge is munching on that swimsuit in the last pic. I bet it was like trying to open a melted cheese sandwich when she took that off

  23. asmell

    #17 (&16) ~ it’s like driving past a car crash, can’t help but look…

    After the whole art show in her nickers thing, i think showing up at a weird European magician’s opening show to be squeezed into a poorly fitted bathing suit (?) and groped by some Fabio wannabe, is a logical next step.

  24. moka

    #13 i think is her nipple. this woman is gross outside and inside also

    she has no ass, her tits are fake and disgusting, her face is wrinkled and horrible… is she a good actress?? so, why is she important?

  25. cbobgo

    her man-hands scare me more than her ass.

  26. Youre making me drool miss kitty!

  27. belowitall

    Um. I’m confused…does she still consider herself hot?

  28. Mcfeely Smackup

    Ugh…I didn’t even notice the 25% extra pussy flesh in that last photo. Seems like she should get that tucked next time she’s in for upgrades.

    All other questions aside, why does her face look 10 years older than she really is?

  29. What are those cuts on her ass? She didn’t have those at Hef’s birthday party and now her ass is cut up.

  30. Stiles

    She looks like the window of a butcher shop.

    And WTF are those scars on her ass? Did she need one-cheek unilateral lipo or her transmission replaced?

  31. havoc

    #23….LMFAO !!!!!

    .

  32. Alex

    Shit… wrong choice of outfit. I can definitely say my ass looks better than Pam’s.
    Nobody told her she can’t pull off the baywatch look anymore? What a bunch of creeps… I would’ve if I was her friend.
    Never again Pam.. please!

  33. Rodolfo

    She doesn’t look so bad from 100 feet away

  34. Ron

    I feel cheated! Where is the obligatory post from the Chinese guy?

    OoooOOooh She as hot!!
    I have for to see her hagning out at Millonairs.Com.
    It is say she lookys for sex and much frenship.

    Must have been a victim of the failed Chinese Scammers Bailout.

  35. Ron

    I feel cheated! Where is the obligatory post from the Chinese guy?

    OoooOOooh She as hot!!
    I have for to see her hagning out at Millonairs.Com.
    It is say she lookys for sex and much frenship.

    Must have been a victim of the failed Chinese Scammers Bailout.

  36. amanda

    i love her, but this is NOT her best look :(
    you’d think w/all the money she has she could get a leotard that fits, i bet she’d look a million times better if it was the right size.

  37. Justin

    Did anyone noticed what seems to be the beginning of a front weggie in the last picture. Frankly, I’m surprised her vag didn’t swallow that outfit whole earlier.

  38. p0nk

    justin, ever hear the phrase “camel toe”? (see 19)

  39. Josh Lavarn

    She’s one of those stars that does not know how to fade away.

    Friggin Betty Page was so gorgeous, and she intentionally didn’t go into the spotlight when she aged so her fans would always remember her as such a babe in her prime.

    Pamela looks so weathered now, she probably would look alot younger if she never hung out with a-hole losers like Tommy Lee.

  40. Nicole

    There comes a point in time when every woman needs to cover up. This is the time for Pamela. It is not becoming to show your ass all the time. What’s the red stuff on the arm? Hep C marks? I don’t know what to say..

    well actually 3 words come to mind.

    Tammy Faye Baker!

    Less is more….

  41. p0nk

    Jesus tap-dancing christ, fish guy, i hope you’re getting a buttload of ad revenue now that you’ve reduced the real estate of actual content to the size of a postage stamp.

  42. Kahlee

    Oh dear, Honey you may have a nice body but at your age you just can’t go around looking like that. You are a mother! Put some clothes on Pammy. And grow back your natural eyebrows while you’re at it.

  43. britney's weave

    oh my god, where to even fucking start on these…

  44. Perplexed

    Screw her ass…what’s the herp on her arm/shoulder?

  45. norton

    Hag. Not aging well. At all….

  46. Tapeworm

    This woman’s capacity for self-loathing knows no limits.

  47. Kerry

    what r those two scratches on her a s s?

  48. weirdo

    I’d still finger fuck her asshole while she’s sucking me off. I’d just have to cut off my finger afterwards. And my cock!

  49. Tommy Lee

    Ha Ha! I hit that already and look what happened.

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