Pamela Anderson, we get it: You have giant breasts

September 19th, 2008 // 164 Comments

Pamela Anderson attended the Vivienne Westwood Red Label event in London last night with some dude in a weird mask. I have no clue. Anyway, apparently wanting to smother the crowd in an avalanche of breast, Pam decided to wear a push-up bra which brings me to my final question for the weekend: Is there such a thing as too much cleavage? My penis tells me “No” while my need for oxygen tells me “Huh? I wasn’t paying attention.” Discuss.


  1. PunkA

    The most amazing thing about those photos aren’t the size of her breasts, but that she can actually wear a dress that short and not have her vagina hanging out. That diseased things has been been entered and pounded more than a Hollywood vet clinic. I think it probably looks like chicken neck and hangs to her knees. Seriosly Pammy, kudos for figuring out how to show off your great legs without your vaj hanging low.

  2. black & beautiful

    Damn, white bitches do NOT age well. She looks ragged and ugly as hell. Let that be a lesson to all the black men out there who like white girls — eventually they all turn out looking like this — except with even lower fake tit to brain ratios.

  3. Seaweed Freak

    I love to step on the seaweed at the beach, just to hear that popping sound. I bet if I step on her titties they will make the same popping sound, but louder.

  4. 139-141 Gr8 big idiots, all. Welcome to your padded cell. U tardz? If you have any questions, just hit the link and they’ll answer them for you. I just Googled “Conspiracy Nutjobs” and wondered if you could educate us as to the whereabouts of your psych meds.

    Inside Uranus?

    I smothered my mother’s lover (my brother) with my smothered brothers other covered glove. hahahahahaa.. hilarious! what say you Frank, eh? ….OK… good point… Notes… yeah… OK so, you like sauerkraut? InSIDE job? INside job? inside JOB? Blow Job? Hand Job? JObby JOb? NUT JOB? OH HOW I LOVE JOBS!!!! JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB

  5. HorribleJudgment

    Jenna,
    No I’m not angry, bitter, negative, or hateful, but obviously you’d just like to see me that way because I won’t kiss the ass of your precious Pam who YOU ARE in denial about. And yes Pam IS saggier than women in their forties. You can’t deal with it, get over it. And I’ve seen 80 year olds. My gramma’s 80. She looks better than Pam! And you’re damn right she has lots of wrinkles–thanks for admitting that! She’s got tons! Her face is so leathery and weathered, you’d be hard pressed to find any man that wants her nowadays! Poor old Pam. And I’m sure she’s partaken in some botox trying to desperately hold onto her youth. She sure dresses too young for her age. In fact, she dresses like a whore. And with Pam looking as haggy, old, and repulsive as she does, no one needs to be seeing that! Blech! And why would I be living in denial? Don’t know what you mean there. It seems you were trying to score a point over me and you failed.

    And actually, I’m quite handsome, thanks! I’m HOOOOTTTT! Another example of you trying to score a point over me and failing. So sad. Also, I’m wondering what you look like, since you wondered what I looked like. I wonder about the kind of person that gets so personal defending a celebrity they don’t even know, that doesn’t even know them. I wonder, why?

  6. zuzuspetals

    I hate it when big-breasted women show too much cleavage. It reminds me of a cow’s udders. It’s just a bunch of fat. It’s repulsive.

  7. tool

    I’ve tried hitting the “refresh” button a crap load of times, and she still looks like a chewed boot. Damn computer.

  8. McCain/Palin 2008

    She is a freak of nature. Why would anyone take the dick out of her mouth long enough to even ask her opinion on anything. What a joke.

  9. jay

    Big, ugly, fake boobs. Terrible makeup. Receeding hairline. She looks like an old streetwalker/tranny. You’d think she’d take time to look in the mirror and wonder whatever happened to her looks.

  10. SilkyC

    Ok yes we all know Pamela has old fake boobs – And her breasts look really just ugh in those pics buuut – personally – I really dont care
    i want the dress lol – any one have any idea where i could get a dress similar to that (My boyfriend would LOVE it haha). yea the one she is wearing is SUPER short but I really like the style…
    not that im thinking anyone really asks Pamela anymore “What are you wearing” – but I just thought i would put it out there…
    But I think the style of the dress is hot!

  11. Knee Ya Ha Ha

    # 140 – Cheers – Inside job
    (you guys don’t show up here often enough)

  12. Nick Suitor

    @ 161

    don’t you EVER tire of having conversations with yourself?

  13. Sammy

    Holy faaark
    i think there is such thing as to much cleavage. put it away pam!!!

  14. sz

    Dear Pam:

    You are old, who are you trying to fool?

    P.S. Your boobs look WHOREendous

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