Pamela Anderson, we get it: You have giant breasts
Pamela Anderson attended the Vivienne Westwood Red Label event in London last night with some dude in a weird mask. I have no clue. Anyway, apparently wanting to smother the crowd in an avalanche of breast, Pam decided to wear a push-up bra which brings me to my final question for the weekend: Is there such a thing as too much cleavage? My penis tells me “No” while my need for oxygen tells me “Huh? I wasn’t paying attention.” Discuss.