Pamela Anderson wants to nurture young minds

January 21st, 2008 // 68 Comments

Pamela Anderson is offering a $28,000 scholarship to Bay Point Schools for troubled youth in Miami, according to People:

“I have a soft spot for bad boys,” she told the jam-packed ALL-STAR Gala Saturday night in South Beach as she pledged the cash.

I wish Pamela Anderson offered scholarships when I was in school. All they had in my day was free rides to college if you were awesome in math or something. Pfft. Math. That’s for suckers. I want a scholarship from Pam Anderson for something useful. Like touching boobs. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong because I got fired from my last job for touching my co-worker’s chest region. Should I have yelled “Surprise!” when I jumped out from underneath her desk? I felt “Honk honk” was more appropriate for an office setting.

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Comments (68)

  1. aph | January 21, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    1st!

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  2. aph | January 21, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    1st!

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  3. James | January 21, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    Ah, she’s so ugly…

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  4. FuckParisandDie | January 21, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    Nurture me Pam, nuture me

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  5. The Office Whore | January 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    Offering a bad boy a free ride? That’s SHOCKING! I mean, like, SHUT. UP.

    z z z z z z- This story should be about how Brit tried to eat the giant Lemon Drop

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  6. mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 21, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    momma… mommma

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  7. RosiesVaginaSap | January 21, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    Great now where is MENSA going to get the money for the “Pam Anderson Center for Quantum Physics”?

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  8. Rambo | January 21, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Dude, does she have stretch marks?

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  9. Bigheadmike | January 21, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Breasts, I mean Breasts oh breast breast breast
    She breast breast breast breast breast.

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  10. pamala anderson is old as balls | January 21, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    i’d hit it and quit it

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  11. deaconjones | January 21, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    I’d hit it and quit it

    you know. I would soooo get some of that. That IS a 10 year old boy, right?

    Hey TT. Is it normal to have anal bleeding when you use anal beads? Maybe I should take them out now.

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  12. JaffaCakes | January 21, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Did you know she was Canada’s Centennial baby in 1967? First Canadian born that year. She’s a goddess to her people. We sacrifice sticky Playboys to her every solstice.

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  13. Guru Rawam | January 21, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Nuture young minds … and feed a small country!

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  14. Jimbo | January 21, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Are those real??

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  15. fergernauster | January 21, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    Not.

    Aging.

    Well.

    Bye.

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  16. OMG | January 21, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    OHNOTHEYDIDNT got their own URL –> http://www.ohnotheydidnt.org

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  17. The Office Whore | January 21, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    nurturing young minds.. which head??

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  18. nicole | January 21, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    Gawd, she’s finally starting to look old. The plastic is looking it’s age!

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  19. upset waitress | January 21, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    I heard she has a cure Hep C!

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  20. JustBuzzed | January 21, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    I would hate to be the kid that has to admit to getting that scholarship. Unless you make up some lie about her being a sugar momma.

    http://theunsoberlife.com

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  21. Plobes | January 21, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    is it just me, or does Pam look WAY better than usual in this picture?
    ALMOST cute

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  22. whee | January 21, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    I typically yell OONGALA GOOONGALAS when I grab up on the taytays.

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  23. whee | January 21, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    I typically yell OONGULA GOOONGULAS when I grab up on the taytays.

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  24. whee | January 21, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    I typically yell OONGULA GOOONGULAS when I grab up on the taytays.

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  25. RichPort | January 21, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Pamela, there will indeed come a time when even Botox won’t be able to help you. Suck as many dicks as you can now, because soon you’ll be so gross you’ll think your name is EEEEWWWWWW… which is exactly what all the men will be saying when you pout sexily in their directions…

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  26. amma | January 21, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    That face is straight from Tales From The Crypt:0

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  27. ya_rly | January 21, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Is that how Tommy Lee went to college?

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  28. PunkA | January 21, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    3 failed marriages, 2 lasting mere months? She is a mental case. You’d have to be afraid to hit it for fear she’d stalk you and boil and pet you had on your stove. And that is the best case scenario. STD central.

    Such a hot bod. Such an equally messed up noggin.

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  29. Radmore | January 21, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Why’d you cut her off, Superfish? For everyone else, the rest of her quote reads, “And that soft spot is my vagina.”

    What she won’t tell you is that it’s about as soft as a week-old roast beef sandwich, but hey…cooch is cooch.

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  30. my comment | January 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    I like her shoes.

    Unlike the doofus behind her wearing Uggs and camo pants.. hellooooo,, it’s not 2004 anymore…

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  31. google | January 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    google Great

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  32. edamame | January 21, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    OMG. I think she really is pregnant…look at the waistband of her pants (or underwear?) and how it slopes down in the front…as if the belly is protruding.
    Yikes. Please don’t breastfeed that baby.

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  33. edamame | January 21, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    way to encourage those troubled youths to walk the straight and narrow…
    “Bad boys get chicks like ME, so be good boys!”

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  34. deaconjones | January 21, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    @ 11
    I can post my cell number so you can just call me and get it over with

    You guys are out of your minds. I would do verrry dirty things to this woman, besides the fact she has Hep C which you can catch from kissing…..hmmm maybe thats why in college, after a long night of drinking, I would just push their heads down first, ask questions later…like “Where am I?” and “Where were we last night?”

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  35. eastcoastgirl | January 21, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Grandma needs to put her boobs away. Gross.

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  36. EuroNeckPain | January 21, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Disgusting mammalian protuberances.
    Only Americans can like that (and Borat).

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  37. BunnyButt | January 21, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    Looks l like she’s taking fashion tits, I mean tips from Britney. While contemplating what exactly the fuck the purpose of those bright yellow squares between her breasts might be (none I can think of), I noticed the right side of her top is tearing. So Britney-chic! And by right side, I mean Pam’s right side, not Fish’s right side.

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  38. jamvba | January 21, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    how come she never got a nose job along with that boob job?

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  39. Pelty | January 21, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Pams a hot mom! she has 2 kids and shes still smokinnnn!

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  40. L.Linus | January 21, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Didn’t she just kill her own child with an abortion? If so, That’s one less mind to nurture I guess!

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  41. Ript1&0 | January 21, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    I know I should’ve said this like, a decade ago Pam, but your eyebrows are really starting to piss me off.

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  42. Ript1&0 | January 21, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    PS = I think #40 LLinus, is stepping up to the plate and volunteering to raise Pam’s next coked and boozed accident baby.

    Good luck with that, you are really doing the right thing and saving a life.

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  43. shera | January 21, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    i’d love to suck on those tits for hours

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  44. Lisa | January 21, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Her lips look normal here. Got rid of the lip-silicones?

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  45. nimrod | January 21, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    I don’t care what you say…she’s freakin hot. Hair, bod, face…she’s still got it.

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  46. sharpeidude | January 21, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    I’d like very much to fart in her mouth. I think she’d really enjoy gagging on my evil stench.

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  47. Marijo | January 21, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Her lips look normal and she’s more beautiful like that!!!

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  48. ph7 | January 21, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    She has that nice abortion glow about her.

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  49. Splooge | January 21, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    If you wouldn’t do her you’re either a dude and gay or not a dude and not gay.

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  50. maggie | January 21, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    She always looks so sexy. Big breast, and slim body. No wonder one of friend who is a nudist want to find a nudist girlfriend on nudistconnect.com like her.

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