Pamela Anderson wants to nurture young minds

January 21st, 2008 // 68 Comments

Pamela Anderson is offering a $28,000 scholarship to Bay Point Schools for troubled youth in Miami, according to People:

“I have a soft spot for bad boys,” she told the jam-packed ALL-STAR Gala Saturday night in South Beach as she pledged the cash.

I wish Pamela Anderson offered scholarships when I was in school. All they had in my day was free rides to college if you were awesome in math or something. Pfft. Math. That’s for suckers. I want a scholarship from Pam Anderson for something useful. Like touching boobs. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong because I got fired from my last job for touching my co-worker’s chest region. Should I have yelled “Surprise!” when I jumped out from underneath her desk? I felt “Honk honk” was more appropriate for an office setting.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Ah, she’s so ugly…

  2. FuckParisandDie

    Nurture me Pam, nuture me

  3. Offering a bad boy a free ride? That’s SHOCKING! I mean, like, SHUT. UP.

    z z z z z z- This story should be about how Brit tried to eat the giant Lemon Drop

  4. RosiesVaginaSap

    Great now where is MENSA going to get the money for the “Pam Anderson Center for Quantum Physics”?

  5. Rambo

    Dude, does she have stretch marks?

  6. Bigheadmike

    Breasts, I mean Breasts oh breast breast breast
    She breast breast breast breast breast.

  7. pamala anderson is old as balls

    i’d hit it and quit it

  8. deaconjones

    I’d hit it and quit it

    you know. I would soooo get some of that. That IS a 10 year old boy, right?

    Hey TT. Is it normal to have anal bleeding when you use anal beads? Maybe I should take them out now.

  9. JaffaCakes

    Did you know she was Canada’s Centennial baby in 1967? First Canadian born that year. She’s a goddess to her people. We sacrifice sticky Playboys to her every solstice.

  10. Nuture young minds … and feed a small country!

  11. Are those real??

  12. fergernauster

    Not.

    Aging.

    Well.

    Bye.

  13. OMG

    OHNOTHEYDIDNT got their own URL –> http://www.ohnotheydidnt.org

  14. The Office Whore

    nurturing young minds.. which head??

  15. nicole

    Gawd, she’s finally starting to look old. The plastic is looking it’s age!

  16. I heard she has a cure Hep C!

  17. I would hate to be the kid that has to admit to getting that scholarship. Unless you make up some lie about her being a sugar momma.

    http://theunsoberlife.com

  18. Plobes

    is it just me, or does Pam look WAY better than usual in this picture?
    ALMOST cute

  19. whee

    I typically yell OONGALA GOOONGALAS when I grab up on the taytays.

  20. whee

    I typically yell OONGULA GOOONGULAS when I grab up on the taytays.

  21. whee

    I typically yell OONGULA GOOONGULAS when I grab up on the taytays.

  22. Pamela, there will indeed come a time when even Botox won’t be able to help you. Suck as many dicks as you can now, because soon you’ll be so gross you’ll think your name is EEEEWWWWWW… which is exactly what all the men will be saying when you pout sexily in their directions…

  23. amma

    That face is straight from Tales From The Crypt:0

  24. Is that how Tommy Lee went to college?

  25. PunkA

    3 failed marriages, 2 lasting mere months? She is a mental case. You’d have to be afraid to hit it for fear she’d stalk you and boil and pet you had on your stove. And that is the best case scenario. STD central.

    Such a hot bod. Such an equally messed up noggin.

  26. Radmore

    Why’d you cut her off, Superfish? For everyone else, the rest of her quote reads, “And that soft spot is my vagina.”

    What she won’t tell you is that it’s about as soft as a week-old roast beef sandwich, but hey…cooch is cooch.

  27. my comment

    I like her shoes.

    Unlike the doofus behind her wearing Uggs and camo pants.. hellooooo,, it’s not 2004 anymore…

  28. edamame

    OMG. I think she really is pregnant…look at the waistband of her pants (or underwear?) and how it slopes down in the front…as if the belly is protruding.
    Yikes. Please don’t breastfeed that baby.

  29. edamame

    way to encourage those troubled youths to walk the straight and narrow…
    “Bad boys get chicks like ME, so be good boys!”

  30. deaconjones

    @ 11
    I can post my cell number so you can just call me and get it over with

    You guys are out of your minds. I would do verrry dirty things to this woman, besides the fact she has Hep C which you can catch from kissing…..hmmm maybe thats why in college, after a long night of drinking, I would just push their heads down first, ask questions later…like “Where am I?” and “Where were we last night?”

  31. eastcoastgirl

    Grandma needs to put her boobs away. Gross.

  32. EuroNeckPain

    Disgusting mammalian protuberances.
    Only Americans can like that (and Borat).

  33. BunnyButt

    Looks l like she’s taking fashion tits, I mean tips from Britney. While contemplating what exactly the fuck the purpose of those bright yellow squares between her breasts might be (none I can think of), I noticed the right side of her top is tearing. So Britney-chic! And by right side, I mean Pam’s right side, not Fish’s right side.

  34. jamvba

    how come she never got a nose job along with that boob job?

  35. Pelty

    Pams a hot mom! she has 2 kids and shes still smokinnnn!

  36. L.Linus

    Didn’t she just kill her own child with an abortion? If so, That’s one less mind to nurture I guess!

  37. Ript1&0

    I know I should’ve said this like, a decade ago Pam, but your eyebrows are really starting to piss me off.

  38. Ript1&0

    PS = I think #40 LLinus, is stepping up to the plate and volunteering to raise Pam’s next coked and boozed accident baby.

    Good luck with that, you are really doing the right thing and saving a life.

  39. shera

    i’d love to suck on those tits for hours

  40. Lisa

    Her lips look normal here. Got rid of the lip-silicones?

  41. nimrod

    I don’t care what you say…she’s freakin hot. Hair, bod, face…she’s still got it.

  42. sharpeidude

    I’d like very much to fart in her mouth. I think she’d really enjoy gagging on my evil stench.

  43. Marijo

    Her lips look normal and she’s more beautiful like that!!!

  44. ph7

    She has that nice abortion glow about her.

  45. Splooge

    If you wouldn’t do her you’re either a dude and gay or not a dude and not gay.

  46. She always looks so sexy. Big breast, and slim body. No wonder one of friend who is a nudist want to find a nudist girlfriend on nudistconnect.com like her.

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