Pamela Anderson wants to make you smell

November 8th, 2009 // 37 Comments

Where leathered skin meets hepatitis in a gang-bang of intrigue.

MALIBU by Pamela Anderson: Because sometimes giving head on the first date isn’t trashy enough.

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Comments (37)

  1. joe blow | November 8, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Allllll weekend and this skank is all you can come up with for a weekend post?

    For shame.

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  2. shitting condoms | November 8, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    haha she looks like beef jerky

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  3. shitting condoms | November 8, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    but yes i would still tap that ass if given the opportunity

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  4. Brit boys are hot | November 8, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Her arms are beginning to sag. I agree, she does look like beef jerky. She was beautiful 15 years ago. Time has not been kind to her. She should follow Betty Page’s lead and go into seclusion.

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  5. Marnie | November 8, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    And she’s STILL less craggy than Lohan.

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  6. lowselfesteem | November 8, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Wait, it’s considered trashy to give head on the first date? Shit

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  7. The Original Shawn | November 8, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    So you live in Malibu, you develop a product named “Malibu,” and you hold the official launch in Ft. Lauderdale?

    Makes perfect sense.

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  8. Jenna | November 8, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Outfits like this make her look like a senile grandmother. She needs a style consultant. Seriously.

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  9. Crystal | November 8, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Is that hep c in a bottle? Lol

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  10. jameson | November 8, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    “Where leathered skin meets hepatitis in a gang-bang of intrigue.”

    best. line. ever.

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  11. mateo | November 8, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Umm. Anyone who lives in southern california can attest – malibu smells like shit because it lacks a sewer system and relies on septic tanks. The whole county and the beaches smell like shit. I guess that’s maybe what she’s going for?

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  12. Grow up, GRANNY | November 8, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    You forgot the rest of the title:

    “Pamela Anderson wants you to smell… like a Bankok whorehouse at low tide.”

    PS – Someone please explain to me the womanly allure of shaving off your eyebrows, then penciling them back in like this slutty whore does…

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  13. If you have Hep C and I have Hep C... does that make Hep C+? | November 8, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    “MALIBU by Pamela Anderson: Because sometimes giving head on the first date isn’t trashy enough.”

    Brilliant Mr. Fish.

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  14. happy | November 8, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    She looks like a “retread”….how many times can you redo yourself??? loser!

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  15. Mane | November 8, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    i got a serious question… isnt she supossed to die in this years because of ther Hepatitis C? or shes “cured” now??

    BTW: The whore attention odor it comes natural… u cant buy that!!!

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  16. Fuck You | November 8, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    3. shitting condoms – November 8, 2009 12:20 PM

    but yes i would still tap that ass if given the opportunity
    ***************************************************************************

    You DO realize she has hepatitis, right?

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  17. netstarman | November 8, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Oh my lord , she has man hands I guess giving elephants prostate massages does wonders for the hands looks like Pamela finds a new job for her resume. No more magicians assistant , or fluffing one of servants in the trailer home next to a UN-finished home.

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  18. Scare Crow Scary | November 8, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    She is frightening looking. Has anyone told her Halloween was last week.

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  19. Ravlar | November 8, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Hepatitis or not, I still expected a nip slip in this post

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  20. ding a ling | November 8, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    If she got rid of the “sexy” clothes and dressed her age then she could be decent.. plus I think the blond hair needs to go.. Maybe a ginger brown… darker blonde. It would look nice with her blue eyes.. She is in need of a stylist to bring her up date. She needs those horrible breast implants taken out. A smaller cup size would look nice. Then she could get away with a summer dress. The tattoo is tacky to. Note to ladies… tattoo’s on you when you are older = biker/ trashy look. I still think however she looks better than Lindsay Lohan and that should say alot. Pammy is trying to hold on to 1991. Time to let go.. you are a mom now.

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  21. Mane | November 8, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    #19 she doesnt have nipples, those are called new age cannons…

    trully disgustin

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  22. Kanye West's vagina | November 8, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Posts like this are why I read this site. Shit like “OMG TEH CHRIS BROWN BEAT RIHANNA AND HES A JERK AND OMFG!11!!eleven!!1″ is just lame. But THIS, this is funny.

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  23. jamey | November 8, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    she needs to tone it down. big time.

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  24. computer zubehör | November 8, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    I wouldn’t want to dress like her but her body is not bad.

    And I get to keep my face, which I like better

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  25. william antrim | November 8, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    I love the quote. Pam was hot on Tim Allen’s show but has been nasty ever since.

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  26. Chole | November 9, 2009 at 12:12 am

    She’s in her 40s, you can’t expect her to look like she did in Baywatch anymore… Bunch of retards, seriously.

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  27. Lease | November 9, 2009 at 6:26 am

    CHECK OUT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND OF PIC 4 AND 7!!!
    hahaha that is tooooo funny.

    and I have to say, she looks better here than usual!

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  28. Fonzeyfu | November 9, 2009 at 7:55 am

    “Where leathered skin meets hepatitis in a gang-bang of intrigue.” Bloody funny. Classic superficial.

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  29. 2for2true | November 9, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Let me guess:

    It smells like vinegar and water?

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  30. Narcissist | November 9, 2009 at 10:39 am

    These pictures stink.

    Actually I believe fixing the crazy freak boobs would work miracles by itself.

    @ 27 – “GUY IN THE BACKGROUND OF PIC 4 AND 7!!!”

    “Don’ get dat shit ohn me!”

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  31. smellmyfinger | November 9, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    how many baby seals had to die to make one of those perfume bottles?

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  32. PISS N MOAN | November 10, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    Pamela…go the fuck away.

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  33. China | April 1, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    Made in china

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  34. digital camera memory cards | May 26, 2010 at 2:23 am

    Her arms are beginning to sag. I agree, it looks like beef jerky. He was beautiful 15 years ago. Time has not been kind to him. Betty Page and follow the lead should go into seclusion.

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  35. taobao | May 28, 2010 at 2:41 am

    taobao

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  36. ?? | May 28, 2010 at 2:42 am

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  37. ???? | May 28, 2010 at 2:45 am

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