Pamela Anderson wants to make you smell

November 8th, 2009 // 37 Comments

Where leathered skin meets hepatitis in a gang-bang of intrigue.

MALIBU by Pamela Anderson: Because sometimes giving head on the first date isn’t trashy enough.

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Photos: WENN
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  1. joe blow

    Allllll weekend and this skank is all you can come up with for a weekend post?

    For shame.

  2. shitting condoms

    haha she looks like beef jerky

  3. shitting condoms

    but yes i would still tap that ass if given the opportunity

  4. Brit boys are hot

    Her arms are beginning to sag. I agree, she does look like beef jerky. She was beautiful 15 years ago. Time has not been kind to her. She should follow Betty Page’s lead and go into seclusion.

  5. And she’s STILL less craggy than Lohan.

  6. lowselfesteem

    Wait, it’s considered trashy to give head on the first date? Shit

  7. The Original Shawn

    So you live in Malibu, you develop a product named “Malibu,” and you hold the official launch in Ft. Lauderdale?

    Makes perfect sense.

  8. Jenna

    Outfits like this make her look like a senile grandmother. She needs a style consultant. Seriously.

  9. Crystal

    Is that hep c in a bottle? Lol

  10. jameson

    “Where leathered skin meets hepatitis in a gang-bang of intrigue.”

    best. line. ever.

  11. mateo

    Umm. Anyone who lives in southern california can attest – malibu smells like shit because it lacks a sewer system and relies on septic tanks. The whole county and the beaches smell like shit. I guess that’s maybe what she’s going for?

  12. Grow up, GRANNY

    You forgot the rest of the title:

    “Pamela Anderson wants you to smell… like a Bankok whorehouse at low tide.”

    PS – Someone please explain to me the womanly allure of shaving off your eyebrows, then penciling them back in like this slutty whore does…

  13. If you have Hep C and I have Hep C... does that make Hep C+?

    “MALIBU by Pamela Anderson: Because sometimes giving head on the first date isn’t trashy enough.”

    Brilliant Mr. Fish.

  14. happy

    She looks like a “retread”….how many times can you redo yourself??? loser!

  15. i got a serious question… isnt she supossed to die in this years because of ther Hepatitis C? or shes “cured” now??

    BTW: The whore attention odor it comes natural… u cant buy that!!!

  16. Fuck You

    3. shitting condoms – November 8, 2009 12:20 PM

    but yes i would still tap that ass if given the opportunity
    ***************************************************************************

    You DO realize she has hepatitis, right?

  17. netstarman

    Oh my lord , she has man hands I guess giving elephants prostate massages does wonders for the hands looks like Pamela finds a new job for her resume. No more magicians assistant , or fluffing one of servants in the trailer home next to a UN-finished home.

  18. Scare Crow Scary

    She is frightening looking. Has anyone told her Halloween was last week.

  19. Ravlar

    Hepatitis or not, I still expected a nip slip in this post

  20. ding a ling

    If she got rid of the “sexy” clothes and dressed her age then she could be decent.. plus I think the blond hair needs to go.. Maybe a ginger brown… darker blonde. It would look nice with her blue eyes.. She is in need of a stylist to bring her up date. She needs those horrible breast implants taken out. A smaller cup size would look nice. Then she could get away with a summer dress. The tattoo is tacky to. Note to ladies… tattoo’s on you when you are older = biker/ trashy look. I still think however she looks better than Lindsay Lohan and that should say alot. Pammy is trying to hold on to 1991. Time to let go.. you are a mom now.

  21. #19 she doesnt have nipples, those are called new age cannons…

    trully disgustin

  22. Kanye West's vagina

    Posts like this are why I read this site. Shit like “OMG TEH CHRIS BROWN BEAT RIHANNA AND HES A JERK AND OMFG!11!!eleven!!1″ is just lame. But THIS, this is funny.

  23. jamey

    she needs to tone it down. big time.

  24. I wouldn’t want to dress like her but her body is not bad.

    And I get to keep my face, which I like better

  25. william antrim

    I love the quote. Pam was hot on Tim Allen’s show but has been nasty ever since.

  26. Chole

    She’s in her 40s, you can’t expect her to look like she did in Baywatch anymore… Bunch of retards, seriously.

  27. Lease

    CHECK OUT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND OF PIC 4 AND 7!!!
    hahaha that is tooooo funny.

    and I have to say, she looks better here than usual!

  28. Fonzeyfu

    “Where leathered skin meets hepatitis in a gang-bang of intrigue.” Bloody funny. Classic superficial.

  29. 2for2true

    Let me guess:

    It smells like vinegar and water?

  30. These pictures stink.

    Actually I believe fixing the crazy freak boobs would work miracles by itself.

    @ 27 – “GUY IN THE BACKGROUND OF PIC 4 AND 7!!!”

    “Don’ get dat shit ohn me!”

  31. smellmyfinger

    how many baby seals had to die to make one of those perfume bottles?

  32. PISS N MOAN

    Pamela…go the fuck away.

  33. Made in china

  34. Her arms are beginning to sag. I agree, it looks like beef jerky. He was beautiful 15 years ago. Time has not been kind to him. Betty Page and follow the lead should go into seclusion.

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