Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee: A case study in hepatitis
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee reunited this weekend at Vegas (above), according to The Sun:
They hit the town after MOTLEY CRUE’s performance at music venue The Joint.
A source told The Sun: “They were making out all night and biting each other’s candy necklaces. Later, they headed to Vince Neil’s Paradise Tower mega suite to continue partying.”
So this Paradise Tower has been burnt down right? If not, tell me at least someone jammed a giant Q-tip in the top and ran some tests. I don’t want to catch the clap just by being downwind of it the next time I’m in Vegas. I leave that to the slot machines. Or, fine, hookers. Pot-ay-to, pot-ah-to.