Pamela Anderson’s career reaches its zenith

Pamela Anderson is set to appear on the next season of Dancing with the Stars which is, sadly, the best thing that will ever happen to her career before she dies. Let’s be honest. RadarOnline reports:

In a move that’s sure to boost the male viewing audience, Pam and the show have agreed to all terms for a deal and the deal is done, a source told
“Pam is thrilled and so is the show,” the source told

Boost the male audience? How in the- Listen, if you’re a grown man who purposefully turns on Dancing with the Stars to see Pamela Anderson in her current condition, congratulations, you’re a serial killer. And probably Bill Clinton. (Good morning, Mr. President.)

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