Pamela Anderson takes her bikini to Monaco

July 7th, 2006 // 185 Comments

  1. Jaydel

    First biatches and oh yeah….TCLTC!

  2. gatorbates

    Dammit. Second. But second means two … like those two big titties on Pam

  3. She’s got a sweet pooper.

  4. griffmills

    I’ll take some of that

  5. cruzin333

    I just think it’s hilarious that she has to make up for having no ass with her big tits…sure, the crack is there, but look at her from the side, and she’s all flat in back!

  6. matt2585

    The last 3 pics are the greatest. First she looks like she’s trying to seduce her little girl with a picturesque pose, then she puts a wrestling move on her little boy, and then she breaks his neck.

    Sean Preston will be very well-adjusted compared to these kids.

  7. urockmysocks

    she should take some of those implant out and insert it to her wash board ass.

  8. cruzin333

    #6 LMAO and just think, when her son grows up, he’s going to think dressing like that is normal female behavior! that is, if he makes it and gets old enough to date… and wonder what her daughter will dress like?

  9. This is the second set of pictures where I’ve seen her look down, pull out her bikini bottoms and check for crotch pheasants.

  10. tinyTy

    I like the one where she’s checking out her bush.

  11. cruzin333

    #6 LMAO and just think, when her son grows up, he’s going to think dressing like that is normal female behavior! that is, if he makes it and gets old enough to date… and wonder what her daughter will dress like?

  12. In pic #6 she’s either checking to make sure her uterus hasn’t dropped out, or that the crabs are okay. And just as with Lohan a day or so ago, what is up with the bellybutton in the middle of the solar plexus? Is that the byproduct of some devious new plastic surgery? Or just an optical illusion fostered by terribly fake breasts?

  13. cruzin333

    sorry for the double post

    stupid computer

  14. cruzin333

    #12 i think it’s due to the fake breasts. if they weren’t so terribly huge, they would be up a lot higher on her chest, and she might look a little more normal. i think her belly button looks even higher than Lohan’s!

  15. tinyTy

    At least showing her body distracts from the face. That first pic with the face is just horribly gross. All I can say laser resurfacing, you can afford it Pam.

  16. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I’d like a Pam and cheese sandwich with extra Pam. And gravy.

  17. Who else thinks that Pam Anderson is starting to look like Robyn Byrd?

    http://jimmyjames.com/Scrap_Book/Misc_Photos/05jjrobynbyrd.jpg

  18. Saucie

    Zanna, Do crotch pheasants peck you with sharp little beaks or do they just flap and squawk?

    PS that right implant is looking pretty puckered.

  19. gigi33

    Her face looks all wrong. Remember when she use to be kind of pretty?

  20. jemsinamood

    pic #2 What’s up with the dark splotches on her back?

  21. RichPort

    She looks like she’s explaining to her daughter why she’ll have to play by herself for a bit, while Mommy gets assfucked on the poop deck… and Tommy Lee is their dad… poor little fuckers. I’d still bone her in front of her kids.

  22. jemsinamood

    and I don’t mean the tatt

  23. Proteon

    Ugh what a nasty haneous bitch – I wouldn’t touch her EVER not even… wait you guys like her?

    I’D HIT IT!!

    CALL ME!!!!

  24. The natural look for her was much better. However, for having had children and for her age she looks wonderful.

    The Tommy Lee & Pam Sex DVD is still around, I think she has held up pretty well when you compare-

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/tommy-lee-pamela-anderson-sex-tape.htm

  25. pinky_nip

    I just wish she’d do something about the Vince Neil hairdo.

  26. craptownusa

    holy crap what is wrong with her fingers in picture 5? she’s got four fingers and some sort of deformity for the other. tommy lee must have given her something not even discovered by doctor’s yet

  27. Queen LaQueefah

    Her body looks like it hurts a lot from being beaten like a piece of meat, stretched out, and stuffed with silicone. But I still like her, she admits she’s a no-talent hack.

  28. rolson

    Yes! 28th!

  29. k37744

    i’m quite sure she has two sons: brandon and dillon. after that pious homage to 90210, you know if she did have a daughter she’d be named brenda.

    a kid with long hair does not a girl make in pammy’s land.

  30. krisdylee

    She has Mum-Bum-itis…

    I, however, do not. My ass is fantastic.

  31. God Bless America.

  32. Doxes

    #29, you’re right. She has two sons, no daughters. And in the one pic it looks she’s trying to gouge the poor kid’s eye out, though to be fair to her he might have requested it so he wouldn’t have to see her prancing around like that.

  33. mrs.t

    She does have two sons….for now. I’m pretty sure that at least one will go tranny.

  34. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Pamela Anderson is a bad mother. She needs to be spanked.

  35. geena

    she does look good for her age, but can someone tell me what’s up with her right leg below the knee? it looks gimpy.

  36. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I wonder what it’s like having sex with Kanye West and not having any sensation in your breasts…

  37. Saucie

    Deer Drungk Booger,

    I cheked out you’re blog – get a dikshunary.

    I’n not hatin’ just sayin.

  38. bigponie

    Pam has some kind of mind control power, everytime I see her my pants fly off and I start to thrust back and fourth uncontrollably.

  39. Spacedog

    Damn. She should do porn.
    Oh, wait…

  40. jane's eyre

    In the very first picture, she looks like a slightly older blonde Hohan. SLIGHTY older. I’m placing my money that HOhan paces Pam in the used-up whore department.

    COME ON, HOHAN, MOVE YOUR ASS!

  41. ronr

    She seems to be spending lots of time, um, adjusting herself…

  42. tinyTy

    You’re right #41, she’s touching herself constantly. She finds herself irresistable.

  43. bunnyhugger

    i love the fact that in at least 3 of those pix, she’s cradling those melons like very pregnant women cradle their expanding belly.
    and i wonder about the crotch pheasants. i read that as crotch PEASANTS!
    i think i spilled my tequila.

  44. blueballs

    First, her tits don’t match her chicken legs. And second, all those cum shots to the face from all the druggie rockers she’s blown have started to take a toll on her.

  45. dr. kenneth noisewater

    She’s a scallywag

  46. Grobpilot

    She certainly does seem to like handling herself. Of course, if I had tits like that, I wouldn’t be able to keep my hands off myself, either.

  47. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    44 – Cum shots are good for your skin. It’s a fact. I really don’t think all those frat boys would have just made that up to, like, trick me or something.

  48. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    If you can’t trust a drunken fraternity to supply you with fool-proof beauty tips that emerge from their pee-holes, well God Dammit that’s just not American.

  49. bigponie

    bless you osh, I’ve been trying to push legislation to replace lipstick with cum shots, women should have a more natural look of beauty, it also makes for a great conversation, imagine walking down the street and running into one of your woman friends and you say “hey that’s a nice lip gloss” and she say’s “thanks my boss gave it to me”….how wonderful could that be

  50. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    49 – Yes, but if he was any kind of boss, she’d be more like “bllurrppp mfff ppprrrlllbbb brrpurrppp!”

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