Pamela Anderson takes her bikini to Monaco

July 7th, 2006 // 185 Comments
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Comments (185)

  1. Jaydel | July 7, 2006 at 3:52 pm

    First biatches and oh yeah….TCLTC!

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  2. gatorbates | July 7, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    Dammit. Second. But second means two … like those two big titties on Pam

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  3. MeanNate | July 7, 2006 at 3:55 pm

    She’s got a sweet pooper.

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  4. griffmills | July 7, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    I’ll take some of that

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  5. cruzin333 | July 7, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    I just think it’s hilarious that she has to make up for having no ass with her big tits…sure, the crack is there, but look at her from the side, and she’s all flat in back!

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  6. matt2585 | July 7, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    The last 3 pics are the greatest. First she looks like she’s trying to seduce her little girl with a picturesque pose, then she puts a wrestling move on her little boy, and then she breaks his neck.

    Sean Preston will be very well-adjusted compared to these kids.

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  7. urockmysocks | July 7, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    she should take some of those implant out and insert it to her wash board ass.

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  8. cruzin333 | July 7, 2006 at 4:02 pm

    #6 LMAO and just think, when her son grows up, he’s going to think dressing like that is normal female behavior! that is, if he makes it and gets old enough to date… and wonder what her daughter will dress like?

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  9. Zanna | July 7, 2006 at 4:02 pm

    This is the second set of pictures where I’ve seen her look down, pull out her bikini bottoms and check for crotch pheasants.

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  10. tinyTy | July 7, 2006 at 4:02 pm

    I like the one where she’s checking out her bush.

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  11. cruzin333 | July 7, 2006 at 4:02 pm

    #6 LMAO and just think, when her son grows up, he’s going to think dressing like that is normal female behavior! that is, if he makes it and gets old enough to date… and wonder what her daughter will dress like?

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  12. UNWASHEDMASSES | July 7, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    In pic #6 she’s either checking to make sure her uterus hasn’t dropped out, or that the crabs are okay. And just as with Lohan a day or so ago, what is up with the bellybutton in the middle of the solar plexus? Is that the byproduct of some devious new plastic surgery? Or just an optical illusion fostered by terribly fake breasts?

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  13. cruzin333 | July 7, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    sorry for the double post

    stupid computer

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  14. cruzin333 | July 7, 2006 at 4:06 pm

    #12 i think it’s due to the fake breasts. if they weren’t so terribly huge, they would be up a lot higher on her chest, and she might look a little more normal. i think her belly button looks even higher than Lohan’s!

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  15. tinyTy | July 7, 2006 at 4:07 pm

    At least showing her body distracts from the face. That first pic with the face is just horribly gross. All I can say laser resurfacing, you can afford it Pam.

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  16. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 7, 2006 at 4:08 pm

    I’d like a Pam and cheese sandwich with extra Pam. And gravy.

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  17. Spindoc | July 7, 2006 at 4:08 pm

    Who else thinks that Pam Anderson is starting to look like Robyn Byrd?

    http://jimmyjames.com/Scrap_Book/Misc_Photos/05jjrobynbyrd.jpg

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  18. Saucie | July 7, 2006 at 4:08 pm

    Zanna, Do crotch pheasants peck you with sharp little beaks or do they just flap and squawk?

    PS that right implant is looking pretty puckered.

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  19. gigi33 | July 7, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    Her face looks all wrong. Remember when she use to be kind of pretty?

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  20. jemsinamood | July 7, 2006 at 4:13 pm

    pic #2 What’s up with the dark splotches on her back?

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  21. RichPort | July 7, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    She looks like she’s explaining to her daughter why she’ll have to play by herself for a bit, while Mommy gets assfucked on the poop deck… and Tommy Lee is their dad… poor little fuckers. I’d still bone her in front of her kids.

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  22. jemsinamood | July 7, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    and I don’t mean the tatt

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  23. Proteon | July 7, 2006 at 4:16 pm

    Ugh what a nasty haneous bitch – I wouldn’t touch her EVER not even… wait you guys like her?

    I’D HIT IT!!

    CALL ME!!!!

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  24. HolisticWisdomcom | July 7, 2006 at 4:18 pm

    The natural look for her was much better. However, for having had children and for her age she looks wonderful.

    The Tommy Lee & Pam Sex DVD is still around, I think she has held up pretty well when you compare-

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/tommy-lee-pamela-anderson-sex-tape.htm

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  25. pinky_nip | July 7, 2006 at 4:18 pm

    I just wish she’d do something about the Vince Neil hairdo.

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  26. craptownusa | July 7, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    holy crap what is wrong with her fingers in picture 5? she’s got four fingers and some sort of deformity for the other. tommy lee must have given her something not even discovered by doctor’s yet

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  27. Queen LaQueefah | July 7, 2006 at 4:23 pm

    Her body looks like it hurts a lot from being beaten like a piece of meat, stretched out, and stuffed with silicone. But I still like her, she admits she’s a no-talent hack.

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  28. rolson | July 7, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    Yes! 28th!

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  29. k37744 | July 7, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    i’m quite sure she has two sons: brandon and dillon. after that pious homage to 90210, you know if she did have a daughter she’d be named brenda.

    a kid with long hair does not a girl make in pammy’s land.

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  30. krisdylee | July 7, 2006 at 4:30 pm

    She has Mum-Bum-itis…

    I, however, do not. My ass is fantastic.

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  31. DrunkBlogger | July 7, 2006 at 4:32 pm

    God Bless America.

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  32. Doxes | July 7, 2006 at 4:33 pm

    #29, you’re right. She has two sons, no daughters. And in the one pic it looks she’s trying to gouge the poor kid’s eye out, though to be fair to her he might have requested it so he wouldn’t have to see her prancing around like that.

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  33. mrs.t | July 7, 2006 at 4:35 pm

    She does have two sons….for now. I’m pretty sure that at least one will go tranny.

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  34. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 7, 2006 at 4:41 pm

    Pamela Anderson is a bad mother. She needs to be spanked.

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  35. geena | July 7, 2006 at 4:44 pm

    she does look good for her age, but can someone tell me what’s up with her right leg below the knee? it looks gimpy.

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  36. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 7, 2006 at 4:45 pm

    I wonder what it’s like having sex with Kanye West and not having any sensation in your breasts…

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  37. Saucie | July 7, 2006 at 4:48 pm

    Deer Drungk Booger,

    I cheked out you’re blog – get a dikshunary.

    I’n not hatin’ just sayin.

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  38. bigponie | July 7, 2006 at 5:00 pm

    Pam has some kind of mind control power, everytime I see her my pants fly off and I start to thrust back and fourth uncontrollably.

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  39. Spacedog | July 7, 2006 at 5:04 pm

    Damn. She should do porn.
    Oh, wait…

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  40. jane's eyre | July 7, 2006 at 5:17 pm

    In the very first picture, she looks like a slightly older blonde Hohan. SLIGHTY older. I’m placing my money that HOhan paces Pam in the used-up whore department.

    COME ON, HOHAN, MOVE YOUR ASS!

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  41. ronr | July 7, 2006 at 5:25 pm

    She seems to be spending lots of time, um, adjusting herself…

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  42. tinyTy | July 7, 2006 at 5:26 pm

    You’re right #41, she’s touching herself constantly. She finds herself irresistable.

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  43. bunnyhugger | July 7, 2006 at 5:27 pm

    i love the fact that in at least 3 of those pix, she’s cradling those melons like very pregnant women cradle their expanding belly.
    and i wonder about the crotch pheasants. i read that as crotch PEASANTS!
    i think i spilled my tequila.

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  44. blueballs | July 7, 2006 at 5:29 pm

    First, her tits don’t match her chicken legs. And second, all those cum shots to the face from all the druggie rockers she’s blown have started to take a toll on her.

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  45. dr. kenneth noisewater | July 7, 2006 at 5:29 pm

    She’s a scallywag

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  46. Grobpilot | July 7, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    She certainly does seem to like handling herself. Of course, if I had tits like that, I wouldn’t be able to keep my hands off myself, either.

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  47. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 7, 2006 at 5:44 pm

    44 – Cum shots are good for your skin. It’s a fact. I really don’t think all those frat boys would have just made that up to, like, trick me or something.

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  48. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 7, 2006 at 5:47 pm

    If you can’t trust a drunken fraternity to supply you with fool-proof beauty tips that emerge from their pee-holes, well God Dammit that’s just not American.

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  49. bigponie | July 7, 2006 at 5:59 pm

    bless you osh, I’ve been trying to push legislation to replace lipstick with cum shots, women should have a more natural look of beauty, it also makes for a great conversation, imagine walking down the street and running into one of your woman friends and you say “hey that’s a nice lip gloss” and she say’s “thanks my boss gave it to me”….how wonderful could that be

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  50. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 7, 2006 at 6:08 pm

    49 – Yes, but if he was any kind of boss, she’d be more like “bllurrppp mfff ppprrrlllbbb brrpurrppp!”

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