Pamela Anderson retiring in five years

November 29th, 2007 // 69 Comments
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Pamela Anderson plans to retire in a few years. Her latest role has been magician’s assistant for Hans Klok “Beauty of Magic” show in Las Vegas. Pamela tells USA Today she’s content with her magic work and has no ambitions to return to acting:

“I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy,” she says, laughing. “But I’m lazy. I don’t want to work. I want to be with my kids (Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, with ex-husband Tommy Lee). So I just fly in from L.A., do a few days of shows and go back home.”
“Five more years of (T&A), and I’ll go back to Canada,” the British Columbia native says. “I’ve got some land. It’ll be time.”

What exactly is Pamela Anderson retiring from? She shows up to random places with her giant rack and, judging by these photos, tries to give heart attacks to the elderly obese. It’s pretty much a lifelong occupation. That’d be like me trying to retire from being so sexy. It’s goddamn impossible.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. tg

    Tits, collagen, hair and tan aside, in person, she is one of the loveliest and most down to earth people you could ever meet.

    I guess it is because she is a mother. Not only to her children, but to the retarded guys she dates.

    Really and honestly, even though this is superficial, don’t pick on this lady. She is genuinely too nice, and you will feel like a totally worthless piece of crap if ever you meet her.

  2. josselin

    ha ha , I don’t care who you are.

  3. yilin

    I agree with 52, she is not beautiful.

  4. polly

    what are you doing? I know you wander around the online site Sugarmommymeet.com,right? It’s a club for those rich women to find hot guys. Does this mean you want to be a sugarmommy?

  5. Narcissist

    “Five more years of (T&A), and I’ll go back to Canada,” the British Columbia native says. “I’ve got some land. It’ll be time.”

    I think it was time about 5 years ago. They need to put some gauze over the lens when she’s around.

    @22. yukyuk

    @26. JLH is marrying that slob? Ross McManNubbies? I was just pondering a theory earlier that he’s been injecting his excess blubber and cholesterol into her.
    She does look about right for a 45 year old with 3 kids, though.

    @30. I think she’s snarling, not smiling. I think I can do that with my eye’s relaxed. She’s going to chew that dudes fifth chin off.

    @51. She does seem nice, but why would you bring a child into the world with Tommy Lee as it’s father? That’s just cruel and unusual.

  6. Pamela Anderson is a Godess !

    Take a peek at many more WANK-A-LICIOUS pics at :

    http://gurlz-to-wank-by.blogspot.com/2007/03/pamela-anderson.html

  7. bettertastethanyou

    Bleccch. Now. Before. In the future. Ugly face. Disgusting breasts. Lousy technique.

  8. old cougars rule

    Maybe she’s retiring from her trademark slutty image and try to age gracefully. She should really give early retirement a thought.

    Retire the 900cc implants and blonde extentions immediately!!!

  9. when you have hepatitis you dont live more than 10 years, she was diagnosticated 7 years ago, in 5 years she will be “thank god” dead and barried…

  10. WASON

    Well,really a sonwwhite.she looks so farmiliar to me.O, she is so lovely and sexy,
    looks like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so manypretty girls on that site?

  11. WASON

    Well,really a sonwwhite.she looks so farmiliar to me.O, she is so lovely and sexy,
    looks like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so manypretty girls on that site?

  12. Ginger

    her boobs are way to big.

  13. Ginger

    her boobs are way to big.

  14. Ginger

    her boobs are way to big.

  15. Ginger

    her boobs are way to big.

  16. Ginger

    her boobs are way to big.

  17. Ginger

    her boobs are way to big.

  18. Ginger

    her boobs are way to big.

  19. hi

    pam its time to come clean with the truth about your implants, & how theyre destroying your body. can u imagine how many ppl have been influenced to get implants because of this woman? her clevage is blistering & puckering, her areolas are non existant, her nipples are scarred & deformed..theres nothing wrong with a flat chest. it looks classy.

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