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campzine.com | April 26, 2007 at 8:28 am
That’s not a nipple. That’s a for-later M&M.
MassGrrl | April 26, 2007 at 8:30 am
She looks OK to me. I wouldn’t throw her out of bed.
(Please, no “Jesus hates lesbians” jokes. I’m not a lesbian. I just enjoy sex with women…)
Jimbo ? | April 26, 2007 at 8:32 am
Nothing wrong with that MassGrrl. I enjoy them too.
allyoops! | April 26, 2007 at 8:32 am
I am praying to every available deity as I type that I will look as good as her at 50.
Granted I won’t have tatas the size of watermelons, but whatever…
Jaclynn | April 26, 2007 at 8:35 am
It’s like that picture when she had a nipslip, but it was near her collar…
Ramdonomo | April 26, 2007 at 8:42 am
You’d have to be blind to miss her other nipple, asshole. It’s almost out of her top on the OTHER side.
Fifth Stooge | April 26, 2007 at 8:43 am
She looks fat. Obese even.
Fred Facker | April 26, 2007 at 8:43 am
I wanted to grow up to be on that show so bad.
How sad is my life?
p0nk | April 26, 2007 at 8:44 am
#2 – there aint no such thing as lesbians. There are only girls who haven’t been fucked right. I’d fix you – a poke in the pink, a stab in the stink, then POW! right in the kisser. You’d never even think of eating bleeding tuna again…
lambman | April 26, 2007 at 8:48 am
Those direct TV comercials can be funny, so good for her. Who doesn’t need a little CJ now and then?
kamihi | April 26, 2007 at 8:52 am
Pam looks good, but kind of tired and old, shes a perfect example of why to not sunbathe and be as brown and tanned as she is. If she’d taken more care she’d be amazingly ravishing. I do like her a lot though – GO PAM!
jrzmommy♠ | April 26, 2007 at 8:58 am
Is DirecTV trying to go out of business?
wedgeone | April 26, 2007 at 9:03 am
Pam’s a aging no-talent melted plastic star-fucking whore with hepatitis dripping from her stretched out gash. Yep, gotta get me some of that magic.
veggi | April 26, 2007 at 9:04 am
@9. That is the most disturbing, crass, uncouth, disgusting, repulsive comment I have ever read. You sicken me.
Jimbo ? | April 26, 2007 at 9:04 am
Jrzmommy – Do you know how many men will pick up the phone and call Direct TV because they see Pam’s boobs bouncing up and down? Men are the easiest creatures in the world to manipulate with a tit. I am sure you have used it to your advantage once or twice
bungoone | April 26, 2007 at 9:06 am
probably, 12, because 95% of their budget will go to airbrushing the crap of out of this sack of leather.
Jimbo ? | April 26, 2007 at 9:12 am
@14 – That is why he is a virgin
Negatrice | April 26, 2007 at 9:12 am
Is there such thing as crotch implant?
She seems to sport a massive one.
veggi | April 26, 2007 at 9:14 am
Ah ha. Thanks Jimbo.
wedgeone | April 26, 2007 at 9:21 am
#9 – YOU DA MAN!!! Don’t listen to these weak-kneed liberals.
JungleRed | April 26, 2007 at 9:24 am
Nothing says “washed up” like attempting to reprise your glory days.
fergernauster | April 26, 2007 at 9:28 am
#9/aka b0nk:
Mmmmmm. You can convert me ANY time.
whitegold | April 26, 2007 at 9:32 am
I don’t know if those pics are all touched up or what, but seriously, she looks damn good there – who wouldn’t hit that (crazy nipples and all)!
crestlin | April 26, 2007 at 9:33 am
from extensive course work in anatomy and physiology, i am 100% certain that nipples shouldn’t be located on one’s clavicles…
her skin does bear a striking resemblance to that of the cadaver i dissected a few weeks back…
fergernauster | April 26, 2007 at 9:38 am
Ol’ Pammy needs a knee lift.
fergernauster | April 26, 2007 at 9:40 am
Christ… that swimsuit… stretched to within a 1/32″ of its life…
teetee | April 26, 2007 at 9:48 am
She reminds me of a Stretch Armstrong doll circa 1977, who’s syrup has hardened and distorted the shape of the body.
MrSemprini | April 26, 2007 at 9:55 am
From a distance, she looks… OK. A little.
Ruby | April 26, 2007 at 9:55 am
ponk, i need your post on a t-shirt. Crazy mutha.
PapaHotNuts | April 26, 2007 at 9:55 am
There’s nothing wrong with a leathery dried up mother of two trying to look hot. Right, jrz? (zing!)
F-Sucker | April 26, 2007 at 10:11 am
Not bad for an old broad.
N@ughty | April 26, 2007 at 10:16 am
#9 where do i sign up? lmao good one
if u replaced pam anderson’s body with jessica alba’s, maybe gave her liz hurley’s feet and…ok, just put it this way, pam anderson looks like shit.
BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2007 at 10:19 am
Sorry, but I’m not into Hepos, oh and, burn that suit.
Superfish | April 26, 2007 at 10:19 am
#32 u can start by signing up at MY house.
and since i’m such a pervert, i’d like to say that man oh man, oh man, if i had pamela anderson in my presence just ONE MORE TIME…u know the rest…
Hughs Beans | April 26, 2007 at 10:30 am
I agree with the other commenters – I’d do her in a heartbeat!
(we’re talking about killing her, right?)
wedgeone | April 26, 2007 at 10:38 am
Q:How many Virginia Tech Students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:BANG!
Jimbo ? | April 26, 2007 at 10:39 am
No, We are talking about climbing to the top of those giant tities, raping our arms around those big ass nipples and dry humping them until our dicks fall off.
Michael1 | April 26, 2007 at 10:43 am
I think this is her “nyah nyah” to the people who ragged on her for those photos from her recent beach stint on Hawaii… no makeup and bland whitish bikini.
Actually, I didn’t think she looked bad in those photos from Hawaii but the stink bugged her enough that she wrote abouit it on her website.
Now she’s saying “See y’all, I can still do a CJ!”
BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2007 at 10:53 am
@38…girlfriend needs to think about putting CJ to out to pasture already. Picture #11 truly shows her age. Her ass is sagging, and she’s probably carrying a little additional weight as well. Nothing wrong with that, she should just dress appropriately for her age.
tits_on_snack | April 26, 2007 at 10:56 am
I love how someone said they hope they look as good as her at 50. Aww, poor Pam, she ain’t even 40 yet.
Too
much
sun.
And I doubt this was done as an “eff you” to people ragging on her appearance, as commercials take months to plan and this was probably in the works for a while.
Mii Hi Nees-Hier | April 26, 2007 at 10:58 am
Do you guys really think she’s super hot for her age??? She’s not yet 40. If she was nearing 50, sure, I’d say wow. But 39? She looks really beat. And we know why – she invited two ugly hillbillies (Tommy Lee and Kid Rock) to pound away at her for years and years. Yuck.
FRIST!!! | April 26, 2007 at 10:58 am
Jimbo…..raping??? Or did you mean “wrapping” (hopefully)
#35 LMAO
Mii Hi Nees-Hier | April 26, 2007 at 10:59 am
oops, #40 beat me to it :)
Mii Hi Nees-Hier | April 26, 2007 at 10:59 am
Better keep Jimbo away from your armpits.
Richard | April 26, 2007 at 11:01 am
She looks great. Nice muscle tone in her arms and legs; butt is tight and her face is aging well. Eyes are beautiful, face is symmetrical. Very sexy woman.
_Richard
fergernauster | April 26, 2007 at 11:05 am
Richard, you are gay, right?
wedgeone | April 26, 2007 at 11:05 am
(Richard’s last name is Magoo)
woodhorse | April 26, 2007 at 11:08 am
#9 gross. Hundreds of people now want to abstain. Nothing like references to farting, actual bean footage, and some big titties to lower a man’s IQ by 30-40 points. Drool much, pOnk??
BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2007 at 11:08 am
@46 hehehehehe that did come out very hmmmm Ryan Seacresty.
Yes, that chick, man, she has such a round ass and conical breasts, very attractive. Right fellas!!*cough* *cough*
Plastic Sturgeon | April 26, 2007 at 11:09 am
Richard: Very astute observations. What was your boyfriend’s name again? I am not good with remembering names.