Pamela Anderson pregnant?

March 2nd, 2009 // 66 Comments

Here’s Pamela Anderson grocery shopping in Malibu yesterday with what looks like a noticeable baby bump. Frankly, I’m surprised she has a functioning uterus. I figured Tommy Lee used it to haul amps and guitars back in the day, but, hey, we all make mistakes. Back me up, Chris Brown.

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  1. FIRST SUCKERS!!!

    no, she’s way too old to get pregnant

  2. mrs.t

    Nope. Just old and tore up.

  3. Darrell

    Fatty!

  4. tanya

    She has the figure of an old man with a beer gut.

  5. Darrell

    Fatty!

  6. Kim (not Kardashian)

    Nah, that’s just a beer gut.

  7. queen

    Ever saw a one sorta like this one on ___ Affluentmeet Com ____ It’s where romancing with the rich singles!

  8. Foxhunter

    Not preggers dude. That’s just a FUPA that moved north about a foot (ok, maybe two).

  9. Deacon Jones

    Damn it!

    Mustve been from when I blew that load on my monitor from those runway pics…

  10. socrates

    there is only one thing worse than an ugly slut – OLD SLUT

  11. Alyssa

    She’s just gotten fat dudes
    Look at the last few pictures with the backs of her arms

    She’s flabby, so she has a gut.

  12. Nero

    It’s either pregnancy or it’s a sperm storage.I bet it’s the last one.At least she keeps it on temperature.

  13. what happened?

    when did she get so bowlegged???????? didn’t she have nice legs before?

  14. Miss Kitty

    When your gut sticks out as far as your fake tits it’s time to take action.

    P.S. Nice camel toe in the first pic

  15. Valerie

    The time has come, Pam–to wear less revealing clothes. We know you don’t want to, but it’s a fact you have to face, please.

  16. olivertall87

    yes! she’s awesome, I mean, at her age, she’s still attractive to many people! you don’t know how h ot models and sex y folks on ___Tallmingle Co m___ go cr azy about her act!! she’s like kinda role model to many people there!! :-)

  17. Nero

    She looks all heated up.Just back from running?

  18. Damn she is looking bad. I’ve never thought she was all that great, but my God she is looking “rode hard and put up wet”.

  19. Deacon Jones

    Wasn’t this bitch just on the runway last week in that gold suit?

    She didnt have a gut anywhere near this thing then.

  20. Look at that sag-puss.

  21. Joshua Dumas

    haha…she is so disgusting now. Too many other people up and coming that look way better and always will.

  22. Joshua Dumas

    haha…she is so disgusting now. Too many other people up and coming that look way better and always will.

  23. Joshua Dumas

    haha…she is so disgusting now. Too many other people up and coming that look way better and always will.

  24. Tom K

    This whore is funny! That’s what happens to women that were hot back in the day and then they fall off with age, they get desperate and still try to dress like they are young and show their old saggy twats and saggy implants for as long as they can.

    I got an idea Superficial how about the next time you write about this old slut, wait until you have a worthy news story like when she overdoses on prescription drugs and booze.

  25. The White Urkel

    This poor girl was rode hard and put away wet.

    She reminds me of the stripper mom that lived next door to my wife and I when we lived in Tustin, CA.

  26. owen

    yes! she’s awesome, I mean, at her age, she’s still attractive to many people! you don’t know how h ot models and sex y folks on ___Tallloving Co m___ go cr azy about her act!! she’s like kinda role model to many people there!! :-)

  27. She’s totally pregnant and I’m the Dad.

    Die of jealousy, bitches.

  28. Weed

    She looking like fucking Gollum to me!

    myyyyyy preeeeeciuss

  29. MelissAndrea

    that’s not a baby bump – that’s just what happens when you stop sucking in… or you need some fiber in your diet (get it?).

  30. Debutante

    Too much alcohol ! It’s gotta show up somewhere !
    And you COULD see this in that gold suit from last week if you look closely. It’s just that the gold material didn’t cling in the front, but instead of looking at her boobs, Gentlemen, look at the lack of a waistline in that gold bodysuit from last weeek.

  31. This can’t be biologically possible.

    …can it?

    Yo, you guys haven’t lived until you’ve seen “A FISTFUL OF BILLY RAY CYRUS” (some true Southern Justice!)

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/28/dont-f-with-billy-ray-cyruss-daughter.html

  32. PunkA

    So guys poor penis is all withered and dying after going commando in the diseased orifice that is Pammy’s vagina.

  33. Fati

    she just has a fat stomach, that’s all

  34. RTLM

    That’s just her Over-Rated gene kicking in.

  35. God Pammy you have lost your infamous bod!

  36. Lynne

    She doesn’t look pregnant, but she shouldn’t wear that outfit. Are those bruises on her shoulder?

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  38. a

    I love the last pic with her shorts all the way up her ass crack

  39. Oh Canada!

    What do you expect from a piece of Canadian Bacon. Actually, I didn’t even know that Canadians have white trash, well this just shows to go you.

  40. Boobs a Lot

    Perhaps, she has her boobs redone, and the stupid doctor put them in her stomach by mistake. Just a thought…….

  41. NY Ted

    Nope…just a good old Canadian beer belly…BURP!

    Pour me another one you fucking hoser…eh…!

  42. Bay

    She’s not pregnant, she’s bloated. Look at her legs, face, and arms. This is what happens when you poison your body with excessive alcohol, and god knows what else. Her already compromised liver can’t handle it, and judging by The Superficial, she doesn’t seem prepared to stop anytime soon.
    She may be a vegetarian, and work out daily, but she’s not living a healthy lifestyle. You can’t tell me she’s happy; she has to know it ain’t happening anymore… and yet, she looks compelled to go down with sinking ship. Not that I’m a fan, but I fear where this going…

  43. OH...SO...BIG...

    It’s not mine! At last, they just came out with rubbers even BIG enough for my OH…SO…BIG… You question, “How BIG?” Ask any woman, especially virgin Pam. She’s no spring chicken but in the record books, an 83 yr. old momma had a baby. Pam isn’t that old is she? Though her fun bags do not give my OH…SO…BIG a boner, I even would’ve voted for Obama if she’d promise me her snatch and ASS!!! I already know, from watching Tommy’s video, she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I’m only afraid I’d give Pam lockjaw and stretch marks. More news for you folks to show.

  44. babytubberts

    @ 31 lol i think that mullet is more mid-90s billy ray cyrus than the current incantation

  45. the BIG question: OF WHAT, folks?
    …………A HIPPOPOTAMUS?

  46. sarah

    I actually think it looks a little high to be pregnant – it could be her Hep C flaring up with liver swelling though.

  47. spleendingo

    Wow. Everyone seems to jump on the “Let’s hate the old news” band wagon whenever some celebrity gains a few pounds. You are all a bunch of sheep following the lead of Hollywood and hype. No original thoughts here, just insults and “attempts” at humor.

    Pam is a beautiful woman and always has been. I suspect most of you are lonely, desperate women needing attention or 20 somethings trying to be significant because life in your parent’s basement didn’t work out the way you thought it would. So sad.

    Slow news day on this site I guess. And by “news”, I mean relevant and factual events having a purpose and meaning. Not just celebrity bashing for the sake of doing so. FAIL!

  48. White

    That looks more like beer belly than baby bump to me.

  49. mike

    No, just a sloppy hooker gut…..

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