Pamela Anderson on Sarah Palin

September 12th, 2008 // 221 Comments

We’ve been hearing a lot about Sarah Palin from celebrities these days. But just once I’d like to hear someone tackle the real issues instead of Matt Damon citing Internet rumors or a marginally humorous parody video that ends with Gina Gershon stripping down to a bikini making me want to marry it. And, so, like a knight in shining breasts, comes Pamela Anderson to challenge Governor Sarah Palin. Is it over her lack of foreign policy experience? Contradictory views on a woman’s right to choose? The Bush Doctrine? Oh, no, my friends, it’s about Sarah Palin posing next to a bearskin draped over a couch in Newsweek. I present to you the political musings of Pamela Anderson:

“I can’t stand her. She can suck it.”

Masterful. (Not counting the irony of the word choice and the speaker.)


  1. Tommy Lee

    Is someone who has nailed Tommy Lee, Brett Michaels and Kid Rock allowed to have an opinion? Haven’t the terrorists already won?

    Please God, let there be some Democrats out there that agree with her! Because that would be, you know, perfect.

  2. havoc

    What a complete waste of a vagina.


  3. Human Wreckage

    Why does Pam Anderson’s opinion even matter? She’s Canadian, for fuck’s sake.

  4. #100

    that was a waste of time….

    at least mccain voted.

  5. Joe

    @95 -

    “thank you for your fact-based, objective view. let me ask, how often do most GOVERNORS go to other countries?

    you see, ‘stupid cow’,
    their job is to run the state they live in. if they went all over the world, the people that voted for them WOULD BE PISSED!!!”

    You’re joking, right? Governors visit other countries all the time, primarily to persuade them to do business within their state. Palin didn’t do that because there was no reason to – her state is already controlled by the oil industry.

    But that’s all beside the point. The issue isn’t whether it’s expected of Palin to have international experience as a mayor or governor, it’s whether it’s expected of a presidential candidate to choose a VP with international experience (hint: yes).

    Palin has lived a relatively isolated life up to now, which is normal for a resident of Alaska. She’s not ready to be Vice President of the United States, especially during these times – in addition to our ongoing wars, our economy is fundamentally tied to economies (and governments) all across the world. It’s no time for a beginner. And yes, that applies to Obama, too, although it’s self-contradictory to slam him for lack of international experience while criticizing him for having too much life experience outside of the U.S. At least he’s seen more than a beauty pageant stage, a hockey rink, and a dead moose.

  6. 75

    90 – NO IT IS NOT A LIE. SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO TEACH BOTH, IS STILL WANTING TO TEACH CREATIONISM. I PERSONALLY DO NOT WANT A FOOL THAT BELIEVES THAT WE ARE ALL THE INCESTOUS SPAWN OF ADAM AND EVEN RULING MY COUNTRY. In a 2006 gubernatorial debate, the governor of Alaska said of evolution and creation education, “Teach both. You know, don’t be afraid of education. Healthy debate is so important, and it’s so valuable in our schools. I am a proponent of teaching both.”

    In addition, we need to look for alternative energy sources. It would take MINIMUM 5-10 years to tap in to the oil in Alaska, that it estimated at being about a 2 years supply!
    I want a leader that can build alliances with other nations, as opposed to getting a sense of self satisfaction for pissing people/other nations off!

    I don’t want more war, with Russia, and Iran
    I don’t want states to have the power to overturn Roe vs. Wade… WE DON”T NEED ANYMORE UNWANTED BABIES.
    Our economy sucks, we need a new plan to fix it!


  7. Pussy Galore

    Wow.. after noticing that thick brown ring around Pammy’s lips, it sure looks like she is the one doing all of the sucking!!

  8. #105

    i’m not sure that is an accurate statement (governor’s travel to other countries) unless you reside in a border state, i do not.

    i also disagree that a few years as a juvenile spent in jakarta characterizes valid life experience one may draw on for the US presidency.

    and finally, i am voting for a very experienced, very qualified patriot who made tremendous sacrifices for his country. his mother is 96 years old and there’s no crystal ball saying he’ll be out of commission any time soon.

    palin will be gaining on the job experience, just like obama, only she’s the VP.

  9. suckit

    Sarah Palin believes in creationism. No wonder her kid is retarded. The retarded nut doesn’t fall too far from the retarded tree.

  10. norton

    Bush doctrine. LMAO

    I find it amusing how the media can pigeon-hole someone and have it read as fact by lemmings like #92.

    Notice how they lay out “Bush doctrine” in a way the leads you immediately to think of something ominous? Kind of like “Mein Kampf” or “Das Kapital”.

    Why don’t they just call it the “Bush Manifesto” and be done with it.

  11. 75

    109 – are you serious. the VP should be equally qualified to be President, especially when the possible president looks like he is about to croak at any second. Obama was in the state senate for 8 years before being in the U.S senate and atleast sponsored legislation that dealt with foreign affairs I am sure.

    The homeless man next to my office was a vet too. Is he qualified to be president too??

  12. duh

    “As part of their efforts to increase exports, encourage foreign investment, and promote tourism, the governors of most U.S. states are maintaining an ambitious schedule of trade missions to other countries. Last year, governors from 41 states and territories made 82 trips to a total of 35 countries, according to a recent survey by the National Governors’ Association (NGA).”

    This was from 1990. It’s almost all of them now, with a few exceptions from backwaters states…like, say, Alaska.

    You can’t rationally defend Palin as a qualified VP choice, but she was an excellent choice in a cold-blooded, cynical, fuck-the-dumb-voters, bloodsport-politics sense.

  13. what the cock is that shit

    neither palin or obama are qualified to lead this country. biden and mccain are qualified but i disagree with both of them on too many issues. pam manderson is looking like hell with each passing year.

  14. Hills Hater

    Pam and Lauren must be using the same kind of wrinkle cream. They are both getting the same results.

  15. This from the woman who’s been married to Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and, the best one yet, Rick Salomon. She’s clearly a woman of sound judgement.

  16. I can’t imagine anyone cares what Pammy thinks about…just about any topic – but wow – she USED to look pretty darn good at least. She looks beyond harsh here – not even those big’uns of hers are saving it for me. It’s a sad sad day.

  17. Kim


    Her 5th child has downs syndrome. The first 4 kids are perfectly healthy. The oldest son is even going to Iraq to help fight this war. What an ignorant thing to say. You must be retarded.

    Downs Syndrome is a chromosal disorder, not genetic either, so there is no connection between her son being retarded and herself.

    McCain/Palin 08

  18. Michelle

    Wow, she looks terrible. Oh well, she has that wonderful education and personality to fall back on. lol

  19. Kim


  20. sara

    Why can’t she wear an actual dress instead of something bordering on the edge of a bathrobe? Does it take too many brain cells for her to manage a zipper? I’m sure her mental capacity was too heavily taxed to form the phrase “She can suck it”… ugh. All she’s good for is a vagina and possible Barbarella. waste.

  21. sara

    Why can’t she wear an actual dress instead of something bordering on the edge of a bathrobe? Does it take too many brain cells for her to manage a zipper? I’m sure her mental capacity was too heavily taxed when she formed the phrase “She can suck it”… ugh. All she’s good for is a vagina and possibly Barbarella. I want to see her try to do some calculus and then watch her brain implode from the unusual effort. waste.

  22. sara

    Why can’t she wear an actual dress instead of something bordering on the edge of a bathrobe? Does it take too many brain cells for her to manage a zipper? I’m sure her mental capacity was too heavily taxed when she formed the phrase “She can suck it”… ugh. All she’s good for is a vagina and possibly Barbarella. I want to see her try to do some calculus and then watch her brain implode from the unusual effort. waste.

  23. sara

    sorry to make anyone read that twice. internet connection. bah.

  24. #113-duh

    Governors travel the world looking for trade opportunities:

    Elsewhere in Asia, Ohio Republican Gov. Bob
    Taft led a 10-day trade mission to Japan earlier
    this year. The state-financed, $100,000 mission
    was the first full-scale trade trip by an
    Ohio governor in a decade.

    i was wrong about your state maybe-not mine.

  25. eurotrash

    come on people, its obvious that McCain chose palin as vp to confuse the average middle aged soccer mom; to try to get the former hilary voters on his side.
    lets take a step back and think about this.. do you honestly think that he chose her because he believes her to be the most qualified? or because it would cause a media shit storm and force people to be distracted from the real issues at hand? picking her is a joke and a huge slap in the face of all serious republican voters. I can’t believe that all these republicans can’t see how they are being manipulated into defending something that they haven’t even chosen for (yet).
    its not palin vs obama…. its McCain vs Obama.

  26. AirMail

    I know most folks won’t read down this far in the reviews, but I want to say something. For a bunch of guys who think the best pillow on earth is Kim Kardassian’s butt, you suprise me. The vast majority of you defened Mrs Palin. Good work guys!

  27. mommabear

    Pamela Anderson is an idiot…I love animals too but you don’t base a vote on wheather they hunt or not. she carries on about a woman hunting but what about all the men out there that hunt?

  28. Democrats fought to expand slavery. . .

    - Democrats passed those discriminatory Black Codes and Jim Crow laws.

    - Democrats fought against anti-lynching laws.

    - Democrats fought to keep blacks in slavery and away from the polls, and they started the Ku Klux Klan to terrorize them.

    - Democrat Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia, is well known for having been a “Keagle” in the Ku Klux Klan.

    - Democrat Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia, personally filibustered the Civil Rights Act of 1964 for 14 straight hours to keep it from passage.

    - Democrats passed the Repeal Act of 1894 that overturned civil right laws enacted by Republicans.

    - Democrats declared that they would rather vote for a “yellow dog” than vote for a Republican, because the Republican Party was known as the party for blacks.

    - Democrat President Woodrow Wilson, reintroduced segregation throughout the federal government immediately upon taking office in 1913.

    - Democrat President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s first appointment to the Supreme Court was a life member of the Ku Klux Klan, Sen. Hugo Black, Democrat of Alabama.

    - Democrat President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s choice for vice president in 1944 was Harry Truman, who had joined the Ku Klux Klan in Kansas City in 1922.

    - Democrat President Franklin D. Roosevelt resisted Republican efforts to pass a federal law against lynching.

    - Democrat President Franklin D. Roosevelt opposed integration of the armed forces.

    - Democrat Senators Sam Ervin, Albert Gore, Sr. and Robert Byrd were the chief opponents of the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

    - Democrat public safety commissioner Eugene “Bull” Connor, in Birmingham, Ala., unleashed vicious dogs and turned fire hoses on black civil rights demonstrators.

    - Democrats were who Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and the other protestors were fighting.

    - Democrat Georgia Governor Lester Maddox “brandished an ax hammer to prevent blacks from patronizing his restaurant.

    - Democrat Governor George Wallace stood in front of the Alabama schoolhouse in 1963, declaring there would be segregation forever.

    - Democrat Arkansas Governor Faubus tried to prevent desegregation of Little Rock public schools.

    - Democrat Senator John F. Kennedy voted against the 1957 Civil rights Act.

    - Democrat President John F. Kennedy opposed the 1963 March on Washington by Dr. King.

    - Democrat President John F. Kennedy, had Dr. King wiretapped and investigated by the FBI.

    - Democrat President Bill Clinton’s mentor was U.S. Senator J. William Fulbright, an Arkansas Democrat and a supporter of racial segregation.

    - Democrat President Bill Clinton interned for J. William Fulbright in 1966-67.

    - Democrat Senator J. William Fulbright signed the Southern Manifesto opposing the Supreme Court’s 1954 Brown vs. Board of Education decision.

    - Democrat Senator J. William Fulbright joined with the Dixiecrats in filibustering the Civil Rights Acts of 1957 and 1964.

    - Democrat Senator J. William Fulbright voted against the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

    Republicans fought to end end slavery. . .

    - Republicans enacted civil rights laws in the 1950′s and 1960′s, over the objection of Democrats.

    - Republicans founded the HCBU’s and started the NAACP to counter the racist practices of the Democrats.

    - Republicans pushed through much of the ground-breaking civil rights legislation in Congress.

    - Republicans fought slavery and amended the Constitution to grant blacks freedom, citizenship and the right to vote.

    - Republicans pushed through much of the groundbreaking civil rights legislation from the 1860s through the 1960s.

    - Republican President Dwight Eisenhower sent troops into the South to desegregate the schools.

    - Republican President Dwight Eisenhower appointed Chief Justice Earl Warren to the Supreme Court, which resulted in the 1954 Brown vs. Board of Education decision.

    - Republican Senator Everett Dirksen from Illinois, not Democrat President Lyndon Johnson, was the one who pushed through the civil rights laws of the 1960′s.

    - Republican Senator Everett Dirksen from Illinois wrote the language for the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

    - Republican Senator Everett Dirksen from Illinois also crafted the language for the Civil Rights Act of 1968 which prohibited discrimination in housing.

    - The 1963 March on Washington by Dr. King was organized by A. Phillip Randolph who was a black Republican.

    - Dr. Martin Luther King was a Republican.

  29. Dude



    vote OBAMA ! ! !

    make it the land of the free and the home of the brave and also smart!

    get it right already

  30. Dude

    I mean…

    If you are know how to use the internet, you should be wise enough to vote Democrat…

    “does this mean that republicans are dumbasses?”

    you got it, Dubya!

  31. Amanda

    Pamela is simply mad because Palin is a supporter of hunting; however, we have this PETA supporter/vegan extremist to thank for making Ugg boots so popular.

  32. weirdo

    In order for Sarah Palin to “suck it”, Pam would first have to: 1. Take it out of her mouth. 2. Take it out of her asshole. 3. Take it out from between her fake tits. I’d much rather have Sarah playing with my Johnson! Pam’s a skanky assed whore wannabee.

  33. djframe

    What a stupid f****ng bitch. Women, no matter what their politics, should be celebrating a woman vice presidential nominee. You don’t have to vote for her but, please, recognize what a monumental step this is for women.

    As usual, someone that is only interested in flaunting their fake boobs could spew such hatred towards other women.

  34. Kim

    #129 GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!

    #106, get your facts about Roe vs. Wade straight. IT is not about trying to take away the right to to an abortion, just late term abortions! When the fetus could live outside the womb, unless it is found that the mother’s life is in dange to cary full term!

    Vote for a real american hero, McCain! Not B. Hussein Obama, a socialist.

    If this country suffers another terrorist attack, McCain would make sure he was caught at all cost, B. Hussein Obama would be more worried that their rights are protected. If you bomb our country, you have no rights!

  35. Whatever

    If Sarah Palin had balls, they would be bigger than Obama’s. Liberals know that and that’s why they’re frothing at the mouth over her. Every time they complain about her experience they shoot themselves in the foot because she is actually more experienced than that idiot Obama. Worse, she resonates with middle class America, who will decide this election. Americans are impressed by a woman who can build a family and a political career in the Alaskan wilderness, yet still have time to look good and hunt. Obama pisses the middle class off with his arrogance and “global citizen” bullshit.

    Go to YouTube and search on “Obama uh” and watch some of the videos. The guy is a retard, a complete pussy with no confidence in himself. Americans will choose a man (McCain) and a woman (Palin) who is more man than Obama any day.

    Democrats have nobody to blame but themselves. They choose this asshat over Hillary.

  36. #106
    here is an excerpt from’s 9/8/08-

    Palin has not pushed for teaching creationism in Alaska’s schools. She has said that students should be allowed to “debate both sides” of the evolution question, but she also said creationism “doesn’t have to be part of the curriculum.”

    -she is not pushing for creationism. it is okay for her faith to teach her different opinions-i don’t have to believe them, nor do you.
    -mccain certainly knows mroe about the price of war than obama, biden, etc. maybe the instability in the world calls for someone with experience.

  37. deb lamica

    Please !! Pam Anderson is a fabricated (everything on this chick is artificial)
    BIMBO! Let’s see the most important things she does is get naked, get engaged over and over, get married over and over,( to ugly tattoo, drug addicts) She has such great taste in men and her wardobe, we should all listen to the MIGHTY WORDS of WISDOM that come from her mouth- ummm- you are the only one sucking it Pam!
    I thinks she dislikes “Sarah the Barracuda” because she is so much prettier than she is and sarah has -taste, and moral values- all of which pam would have to use a dictonary to find out what those word even mean….Go back to Canada,

  38. duh

    134- I’ll celebrate a woman V.P or President when is it deserved and not some lame stunt to sway the old Hilary supporters to go Republican. It’s so obvious McCain picked this pathetic excuse of a candidate to run as his V.P. to win over the “hockey mom chick vote”. I am all for a qualified candidate no matter what their race or gender but get with it– Palin is against sex education (obviously worked for her family) and abortion (even in the case of rape) is involved in, what I’ll describe as a Melrose Place scandal, “Troopergate”, didn’t even get apply for a passport until 2007, and was a member of the Alaska Independence Party -which wants to make Alaska an independent country– NONE of this makes her qualified to run as VP! For fuck’s sake you corn feed, overindulged, lazy-ass American Pigs– your country is going into the toilet and you want to fall for some political stunt to keep you thinking you’ve made some kind of change by supporting a woman who doesn’t support women. Hockey mom indeed– ladies, let’s all sit on the sidelines and continue watching men beat themselves bloody over some meaningless “puck”.

    136, by “American Pig” I mean you.

  39. JXZ

    I can’t possibly think of someone with less class than this woman. How old is she? I would have thought that she would have finally grown up and developed an ounce of class. My bad….

    Some people need to just keep their holes shut and do what they do best. Obviously that doesn’t involve using any brain cells for this chick. Go eat a carrot and go fail at another marriage again.

  40. hatepam

    poor excuse of a parent. Stop flashing your boobs and grow up and be a little mature.
    I wonder how does Pam feels that someone like Lindsay Lohan has more class and maturity than her?? Sad to admit considering the age difference.

  41. Mathew-It doesn’t matter if you correct of one of your misspelled words.
    After 8 years of this numbskull’s rape of the American Constitution,sending our
    young men off like lemmings-to search for the Nookie-lur holy grail,I would hope that SOMEBODY here in the USofA would remember-the BULLSHIT perpurtrated upon our country bte the guy whose bottom line was PROFIT FOR
    HIS PAL’S.

  42. Mathew-It doesn’t matter if you correct of one of your misspelled words.
    After 8 years of this numbskull’s rape of the American Constitution,sending our
    young men off like lemmings-to search for the Nookie-lur holy grail,I would hope that SOMEBODY here in the USofA would remember-the BULLSHIT perpurtrated upon our country bte the guy whose bottom line was PROFIT FOR
    HIS PAL’S.

  43. Stiles

    If PETA had a clue, the only ad they’d have is a picture of Pam’s vaj. That deli counter has been ridden hard and put away wet for so long. It’d turn everyone off to meat.

    Though I gotta respect her for sticking to what she knows–animal rights. Not like MYAAAAAT DYAAAAAMON, who knows government because his friend played a CIA analyst in a movie in 2002.

  44. Chelle

    Gosh, I didn’t know Pam had left anything for anyone else to suck.

  45. Ana

    Sarah Palin is an extremist… she makes McCain look like a democrat… I am scared of her and her policies. Seriously…..

  46. lila

    i love Pamela Anderson. she is brilliant. I’d leave my boyfriend for her, hep c. and all.

  47. Jack

    Canadian or not, she is right, that cunt from Alaska can suck it. She can start with mine. Sadly, it’s not large enough to choke her but it can do some minor tonsil damage. A Hockey Mom for VP!!!! America has lost it. If the Republicans win, I will start digging my bomb shelter the next day (in Canada).

  48. John

    Pam’s just pissed their is no market for aging porn star wanna be soccer moms.

    Pam disrespects Palin because Palin is a hunter. Animals die by farming for her precious vegan lifestyle …but she can’t see the forest for her fake boobs. Pam is an idiot. She needs to spend time on a farm. Guess what they do to all the deer trying to eat their crops? Hint: asking them to leave doesn’t work. Habitat loss, special permit killing to protect crops, and lots of death via farm machines all take out lots of the animals she claims she wants to protect. Pam = hypocritical moron

    Just because Pam practices catch and release with meat doesn’t mean everyone else has to.

  49. Freddie

    @148 ahahah…minor tonsil damage…ahahah. I must say, this was good.

    I am foreigner so I know you Americans don’t like to hear critics from outside, but since,US rules the world I think – as person being ruled by a country of war-maker, environment- destroyer and mass-klling machines – I still have the freedom to see what I want about your future presidents….Both parties suck!!! And if you were living in a country where americans did, are doing or will do a lot of horrible things maybe you would become a bit more enlightened to understand that actually the voting of your president it’s not just a US matter.
    I don’t like Obama so much, but the idea that the whole world could be ruled by a woman who actually doesn’t know what the world is …well believe me that is pretty scary.
    Us has many positive and negative aspects like any other country, but the difference is just that you always want to rule the world by destroying it, so don ‘t complain if you have to pay consequences for it…..
    So I just hope the next president will be an intelligent person…but that is utopy. :)

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