We’ve been hearing a lot about Sarah Palin from celebrities these days. But just once I’d like to hear someone tackle the real issues instead of Matt Damon citing Internet rumors or a marginally humorous parody video that ends with Gina Gershon stripping down to a bikini making me want to marry it. And, so, like a knight in shining breasts, comes Pamela Anderson to challenge Governor Sarah Palin. Is it over her lack of foreign policy experience? Contradictory views on a woman’s right to choose? The Bush Doctrine? Oh, no, my friends, it’s about Sarah Palin posing next to a bearskin draped over a couch in Newsweek. I present to you the political musings of Pamela Anderson:
“I can’t stand her. She can suck it.”
Masterful. (Not counting the irony of the word choice and the speaker.)
BadCopNoDonut | September 12, 2008 at 2:03 pm
The pride of Canada, she is. ….*sniff
Racer X | September 12, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Pamela Anderson is made of WIN.
/Go suck it Sarah Palin
//and keep the glasses on
Idaho | September 12, 2008 at 2:08 pm
The day that our country actually listens and cares about the political commentary from Matt Damon and Pamela Anderson is the day America sinks
Cash907 | September 12, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Huh.. just got the urge to go eat a shit load of KFC. Thanks Pam.
dr strangelove | September 12, 2008 at 2:11 pm
FYI for you MTV idiots – there is no such thing as the Bush Doctrine. It is an invention of the media
combustion8 | September 12, 2008 at 2:13 pm
cant wait for her kidneys to shut down.
ME | September 12, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Oh thank god! I couldn’t handle it if Pamela Anderson was voting for the same person as me. Vote McCain!
harold richard johnson | September 12, 2008 at 2:14 pm
The fake plastic nutjobs in Hollywood really hate her Palin. Every attention-seeking whore will take their shot at Palin for the next few months because it’s the hip thing to do
Smile | September 12, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Oh, yes, Sarah can suck it, alright! Sarah, oh, Sarah, where are you?…
jay | September 12, 2008 at 2:16 pm
It said “Pam Anderson ON Sarah Palin” you of course know that was not what we saw.
I was dissapointed..
Pamela Anderson | September 12, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I’m f’ing Matt Damon!!!!
Dogg | September 12, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Seeing this picture all I can think about is when I almost ruined my computer “researching” Pamela Anderson. Now she looks all haggard and rough. Mother Nature is a Bitch!!!
jay | September 12, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Pam is really looking rough these days
JJ Daddy-O | September 12, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Damn! I clicked through because I thought you meant Pam Anderson ON TOP OF Sarah Palin. Imagine my disappointment….
Barack Obama | September 12, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Now THAT’S lipstick on a pig!
rough daddy | September 12, 2008 at 2:19 pm
whos having these interviews? no follow up questions? anyway this wouldve been cute if she wasnt aging fast!!
combustion8 | September 12, 2008 at 2:20 pm
ole hep please work your magic quickly.
Learn To Sell Porn and Make Money | September 12, 2008 at 2:22 pm
i would let either one of them suck it :)
americanrobot | September 12, 2008 at 2:24 pm
so now all of a sudden whores have an opinion..?
Spam Oinkerson | September 12, 2008 at 2:24 pm
LIPSTICK ON A PIG!!!!! AAAAHAHHAAAAAHAHHAAAAAAHHAAAAA!!!!!!!
myslef | September 12, 2008 at 2:26 pm
um isn’t she CANADIAN???
Anderson Cooper | September 12, 2008 at 2:27 pm
..whores, actors, pop stars…everyone knows they are the truly enlightened ones.
Oh, and I’m f’ing Matt Damon too!!! Bwaaaaaaa!!!
Fooman | September 12, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I think all the celebs are just upset that the tabloids are putting Palin on the cover, cause she’s such a train wreck!
“Your embarrassing life is on the cover of Us weekly? Hey bitch, that;s OUR gig!”
T | September 12, 2008 at 2:30 pm
OMG!!! What happened to her face!!!
Owen Fenby | September 12, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Not sure what’s more horrifying: the thought of Palin as VP or Pamela without makeup.
Deacon Jones | September 12, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Stifler’s Mom!!!!
Big Joe | September 12, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Didn’t she try selling her car that she had for 10yrs to help PETA??? You know, the car that had leather seats? What a dumb, fucking hypocrit…I’d like to see a bear eat her face!!!!
Jim | September 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm
#5 – please. Most “doctrines” evolve over time, into what becomes known as “The ___ Doctrine.” At this point in U.S. history, the single clear and critical foreign policy change instituted by Bush is “preventive war” – taking military action, including an invasion, against a country that has not attacked the U.S. but is perceived as threatening. It was – and still is – the basis for the Iraq invasion. Palin’s supporters are trying furiously to obscure the issue, but everybody with a fully functioning brain (so, not Palin or Bush) knows that this policy change is by far the most historically influential thing Bush has done, and puts him in fine company with the likes of Hitler, Mussolini, and Putin (well, technically, you could say Georgia “attacked” Russia first, if you think a military flea bite = an attack). If you ask 1000 people involved in U.S. foreign policy what the “Bush Doctrine” is, 999 of them will say, “what, the unilateral invasion thing?” You might not expect a layperson to know what the term refers to, but a potential U.S. Vice President? Come on.
FRIST!!! | September 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Jay, you are totally reading my mind! What am I thinking now? Huh? Huh?
Barack Obama | September 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Dear Hollywood,
Please shut the fuck up. You are NOT HELPING!!!!!
Thanks
Sen Barack Obama.
chadisrad | September 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm
hahaha…. I bet she thinks Palin is the new girl Tommy is banging. I live in LA and Hollyweird is so stupid it is unreal.
2for2true | September 12, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Dearest Pam:
God, sweetie, how you’ve let yourself go.
Smackies,
Keith Richards
Kate | September 12, 2008 at 2:40 pm
All these idiot celebrities giving their views to the world and thinking we care is only making people want to vote for McCain. Which isn’t good.
pete | September 12, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I agree with a very literal interpretation of what she said. But before Palin sucks it, “it” will be pounded deep up her big white Republican ass.
BadCopNoDonut | September 12, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Sarah Palin is a prop. An accessory. If she wasn’t female we would never have heard of her.
edamame | September 12, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Jealous much?
#11 & #15 too damn funny!
Geez, Pammy, guess you couldn’t diss Palin’s mothering skills…cuz you don’t even know WTF being a mother means. It DOES NOT having a constant stream of scuzzball boyfriends/husbands cycling through the house. Why don’t you go back to Dubai and “enlighten” them on living green. Oh, and is silicone a “green” product?
duh | September 12, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Even celebrities are allowed to have an opinion. They are no more or less intelligent than the rest of the American public.
I am no fan of Pam Anderson but I agree, Palin can suck it.
Matthew | September 12, 2008 at 2:48 pm
ok telling pailen to suck it? this is not the 90′s anymore pam and also you were hot now look ate you only a matter of time you will look like john riviers! ::shudders::
norton | September 12, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Classy.
Matthew | September 12, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I ment to say joan here
myths | September 12, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Angry female Hillary supporters (PUMAs) will vote for McCain in protest. (They’ll complain bitterly but vote for Obama at the last minute, after contemplating the alternative.)
The Republican “conservative base” was going to stay home on election day. (There’s no way they’d passively allow a black man – “Negro fella” in their words – to be elected president. But they weren’t going to volunteer for McCain or turn out in large numbers at his appearances, which would have hurt him. Palin changed that.)
Celebrity comments about politics influence voters. (The people who can have their thinking patterns influenced by celebrities sometimes talk about politics – dumb stuff they heard and are mindlessly repeating, loudly, to pretend that they know something important – but they never vote. Thank fucking god.)
A Vice President candidate can be the deciding factor in a Presidential election outcome. (If it happens this time, it’d be the first time. It’s not going to happen this time.)
The American people have finally evolved to the point where racial prejudice will not influence their voting patterns. (Hahahahahahahahahahahaha …*gasp*… hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!)
2for2true | September 12, 2008 at 2:51 pm
If Sarah “Don’t call me Michael” Palin accomplishes as much as Dick Cheney did in eight years, we can expect her to:
1. Suffer at least 3 heart attacks
2. Cause stock in Haliburton to double by 2012
3. Accidentally shoot Mitt Romney in the ass.
God bless,
Don Draper
Idaho | September 12, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Deacon Jones #26 nailed it….So Stifler’s mom here.
I think I just lost an IQ point reading an opinion of Pamela Andersons.
Roni | September 12, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I’ve just been on the edge of my seat wondering what Pamela Andersen thought or had to say about Governor Palin! As always, the used up, old has-been of a hag didn’t let me down! Perhaps she’ll release another porn flick and donate the small profit to the Obama campaign! He needs all the financial help he can get! Hey, maybe a flick WITH Obama would sell better!! I hope they consider it!
brandon | September 12, 2008 at 2:57 pm
i bet pamela anderson would appreciate this palin vdeo. http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/09/the-many-faces.html?cid=130435178#comment-130435178
GB | September 12, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Not to say I value Pam’s opinion but the fact she is a celebrity does not preclude her from having one. All you repubs that love to bash celebrities and actors must have forgot that Ronald Reagan was an actor. The republican governor of California was/is an actor. You even had an actor running for president and speaking at the convention (Fred Thompson). So please keep showing us all how hypocritical you are.
Thanks
rough daddy | September 12, 2008 at 2:57 pm
criss angel banged her too!!! I need a gimmick…
EuroNeckPain | September 12, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Do you realize that Pamela Anderson (1967) is YOUNGER than Sarah Palin (1964) ? Sarah palin is waaaaayyy prettier and she is not even a Hollywood star. No wonder Holliwood stars are jealous. They age really badly. Booze and drugs and too many parties, I guess.
boo | September 12, 2008 at 3:02 pm
#41 Points 1, 3 and 4, GOD, I hope you’re right. Points 2 and 5 are unfortunately probably right too.
Kim | September 12, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Well thank God I have this piece of trash’s opinion. I was torn on who I was going to vote for until now. But with her insightful opinion of “She can suck it”, well that just finalizes it.
FUCK OFF!!!!!
I’m so sick of celebs thinking that anyone values their opinions. If anything that would push me in the other direction.
McCain/Palin 2008!