Pamela Anderson models her nipples

September 25th, 2009 // 93 Comments

Here’s Pamela Anderson this morning on the Richie Rich Catwalk at New Zealand Fashion Week while completely topless in a bikini bottom and a shower curtain wrapped around her. So for all you fashion savvy readers, the “Shit, I’m a Dead Stripper in a Landfill” look is in this Fall. Hepatitis optional.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of “Why?”

Photos: Getty, Splash News

  1. Steeevil


  2. Fletch

    I’d still like to play with those mammoth titties just once, then she can go back to the land of the unimportant

  3. Valerie

    Good, she better be working, I heard she’s fuckin BROKE

  4. Sport

    Wow – she looks played out.

  5. @3, Maybe that is what she need to be doing to make some money. She could make a buck or two fucking for a living

  6. havoc

    For a vegan…..shouldn’t she look healthier?

    She used to be so fucking hot. I’d still pour a quart of bleach in her ass and then go to town on it.


  7. Peter Pumpkin Eater

    Nothing we haven’t seen before… although not as good as she once was. Remember her back in her prime? Oh man…

  8. Crabby Old Guy

    Holly Crap – Phylis Fucking Diller is walking the catwalk and showing her 1,000 year old titties – awesome. Way to go you old broad. Betcha Bob Hope wished he was still alive to see your chest muffins.

    But why did you change your name to “Pamela Anderson”? Should have stuck with Phylis Diller – the kids could have gone to and found all your old stuff, so they’d know how much to appreciate that old saggy baggies.

  9. timmy the dying boy

    @8: Shame on you, making fun of Phyllis like that.


    Pamela Anderson used to be the Baywatch babe with the million-dollar body! Now, she owes more than $1.2 million to creditors, including construction companies she stiffed after they remodeled her five-bedroom Malibu Colony home last year!

    “A lot of people are owed a lot of money,” Jay Bruder, boss of Bruder Construction, tells Star. And none more than him! In June, he filed a $674,043 lien against Pam for the cost of “labor and materials and subcontractors to remodel main house, construct foundations for guest house.”

    In addition to liens from countless other construction companies, Pam also owes $252,360 to California’s Franchise Tax Board in unpaid income tax from 2007.

    Jim Brown, the president of Mini-Haulers, which carted the construction debris from Pam’s house, tells Star that Pam’s failure to pay his $1,975 bill has affected his family. “Putting food on the table isn’t easy in this economy. When someone doesn’t pay their bills, it’s that much harder!”

  11. She's a slutty deadbeat

    She’s suffering a complete nervous implosion. She’s acting like a slutty whore in heat, sashaying around basically naked, while she’s being a total monetary deadbeat to those she’s in debt to. Someone needs to SUE her skanky herp infected ass IMMEDIATELY; bring this slutty whore wannabe back to earth…

  12. blame it on ROUGH DADDY

    Oh boy would id like to “fudge pack” Pam…

  13. JADE

    Damn #10

  14. chopchop

    Did that trash Richie Rich freak fall while posing on his rollerskates?? I’d pay good money for the vid of that.

  15. AteIsEnough

    Pam was gorgeous when she first appeared in Playboy, the real girl next door kind of looks. WTF happened to her? Lost her mind, her sex appeal, and her money. I almost feel sorry for her….bwaaahahahaa….not really!!!!

  16. Dude of Dudes

    “Do we have a gay dude with chick haircut on roller skates for this?”


    “Let’s light this candle!”

  17. Mickey0123

    It’s over Pam. Go sign up for your social security check and move on. Nobody likes looking at a washed up hag. Just ask Sharon Stone.

  18. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Something really weird goin on with the false eyelashes in Pic 1 (I didnt look at em all).

    Old whore.

    And as always I have to laugh when shes showing off her store-bought tits like their something special.

  19. Me

    @2> Why? There are much bigger (and a helluva lot nicer) breasts out there in the world…why focus on the surgically modified, old, probably hard as a rock hangers on this useless sack of flesh? Fuck, there are girls I go to school with that have tits that blow hers completely out of the water.

  20. m??n

    her titz
    out, but
    I like her
    and Tommee?

  21. Miami Inc.

    So, class, what have we learned?

    1. Tatoo’s get better over time.
    2. Taking off your clothes is the easiest way to be happy forever, especially since you’ll never get old,and men love middle-aged naked women on a catwalk.

  22. dontlooknow

    Yay! More pointless pictures of the world’s oldest living whore!

  23. Thandrale

    There’s a store you can buy tits in? Um. Do you have the address for that store?

  24. woopwoop

    LOL why is that woman lying on the floor behind pamela XD

  25. Peter Morningwood

    Amen #21. All you tramp stamp skanks need to look at what 25 years does to your “ink”. Nothing like a ashy grey tattoo to bring class to a middle age woman.

  26. Freebie

    This is just so wrong. She really needs to cover up and try to keep the illusion going.

  27. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Those nipples have had so much exposure they should have their own reality show.

  28. Max Planck

    Ridden hard and put away wet.

  29. Pernacchia

    They’ll chip your teeth.

  30. PsyKo

    damn she scares the hell out of me… she should do public service ads to warn kids against the effects of plastic surgery.

  31. alex

    #10 – are you seriously quoting Star magazine as the truth?

  32. Smatt584

    Man, Valtrax is really reaching in their ad campaigns…

  33. Jose

    I think she looks fantastic! How old is this woman?? She SHOULD be proud of that body. She obviously eats right and works that 50 year old ass in the gym HARD. I knew Id see scathing comments about her lol but the fact is she’s an inspiration to ANYONE. She may have had some cosmetic surgerys like the boob job but everything else she obviously earned. Way to go Pam! You are still the embodyment of “the sexy blonde. ”

  34. yuristache

    The best part is the fag falling off his roller skates.

  35. Kelly

    She needs to just go away. Nothing special about her. I know our beloved celebs aren’t as gorgeous without their makeup on, but in this case, I think Pam is. She always has that whole trashy, trailer park, momma didn’t love me vibe going on with her makeup. Way too overdone, and a waste of person.

  36. SoHot

    Nothing is hotter than an old beach blond with balloons where her boobs used to be walking down a catwalk.

  37. fearsarewishes


    You might want to learn the difference between plural and possessive if you are going to play teacher.

  38. Mama Pinkus

    pass the skank-whore baton, Pamela – it is clearly time

  39. How classy. Whose idea was this anyway?


  40. sarah

    whatever. u guys need to lighten up! she looks fantastic for 42. great legs. GREAT legs. how is no one talking about that? her body looks great, yeah her boobs are fake… when were they not fake? hello, what did people expect, that because shes pam anderson she wouldnt age? or that she should just go away when she hit 35? or 40? shes a fine looking older woman, she just needs to get a better (im talking D, not EEE) boob job. dont listen to them pam, u look just fine to me!!!

  41. #31 – Do you have a source that actually refutes that’s she’s in debt? If so, please enlighten us all…

  42. Lisa Lovely

    Poor poor people can’t just be nice for once! Jealous! You only wish you could look this good at 50!!!!

  43. holliebean

    geeeez!!!!!! bitch is beaten out tyrone biggums for the crackiest crackhead around!!!!! in these pics and the ones in that pinkish sheet thingy she is having to hold the…..fabric up(u can’t call that a dress-come on!) i let my 3 year old dress herself and she does a waaaay better job than this hobag. but then again i don’t let her wear pillowcases around! it really is kinda sad though. look at that guy trying to grab her hand and lead her off stage. he’s like, “oh honey, i know how shit gets when ppl forget their meds.”

  44. Annie Loves Anal

    Helpful hint:

    Clorox Disinfecting wipes clean the vomit off a computer monitor and keyboard quite nicely.

  45. Hugh Gentry

    I love that body. she is built for sex.

  46. The Laughing G-D

    … After looking at the pictures I have come to the conclusion that she is not actually part of the show, she just kinda went back stage, got naked, took a shower, the heat must have reacted badly with the chemicals in her body, blacked out, ripped the shower curtain off and stumbled out onto the catwalk. That’s what happened, this is a cry for help people, she needs to get clean.

  47. When your entire existence is basely solely on being an empty sex-pot then you get what you deserve as you age and that appeal evaporates.

    Maybe Pam should’ve spent a little time developing a more substantial appeal than “world’s biggest fake tits with nipples looking opposite each other like chameleon eyes”

  48. marie

    Pam…………….sometimes you still look sexy (#2) – wanna grap u and make sweet love 2 u ;)

  49. Sharon S.

    It is unbelievable how hot she is.
    Sexiest woman alive.

  50. illy

    her nipples have been cut and sewn on so many times theyre so fucked up (you can tell on her left nipple) but otherwise she looks good here. too bad ive seen waay to many REALLY shitty pictures of her with no make up that theres no way ill ever find her actually attractive. but she does look good here.

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