Pamela Anderson may have applied for a marriage license with Rick Salomon for other reasons besides love. Reasons like, oh, I dunno, pregnancy! Ok! Magazine reports:
“She definitely looks like she’s got a bit of a bump,” one source tells OK!. “And this wouldn’t be the first time Pam has rushed off to get married because there’s a baby coming.” The source is, of course, referring to the rumors that the Baywatch babe’s surprise 2006 marriage to Kid Rock happened after she’d been impregnated. While these claims have been denied by the actress, they were bolstered by the fact that she filed for divorce from Kid only 11 days after miscarrying their unborn child.
Okay, I look at photos of Pamela Anderson on a daily basis and she doesn’t look pregnant at all. Unless she’s carrying the child in her breasts. In which case, holy shit somebody start boiling some water these twins are coming out today! Don’t worry, I’m a doctor, I’ll handle this. I’m just going to stay here and keep her breasts elevated until the delivery. While all this heavy-lifting might make you think I’m a hero-doctor; I just think of myself as a simple practitioner of medicine – who doesn’t wear pants.
I used to think the whole skanky tramp look was all an act for Hollywood and she was actually a reasonably good parent. Now I am beginning to see what a selfish twat she is. Her poor kids, having to deal with all of mommy’s bed buddies.
Used up old hag whore. Ain’t no fool like an old fool, she’s proving that. Please, don’t bring any more children into the world. The ones you’ve got are sad enough. Besides, she’ll probably just give birth to a huge puddle of hepatitis C.
Now I know the secret behind Tommy (Hep C) Lee, and Kid (Whitre America trash rocker) Rock’s crude little pussy ficht at the horribly depressing VMAs. The two “bad boys” realized in unison that they actually fucked a clown looking corpse. Question: why is Pam still trying?
I don’t know what Cllnton and Stacy have to say about patent leather, but in my opinion it’s always a fashion don’t.
Pammie is always gorgeous no matter what outfit she wears. I love those shoes very sexy. Love you always Pam
That cleavage shot in picture #6 is particularily horrifying. She was so much cuter in her early Playboy days.
Most likely, any belly bump on Pam would be from ASCITES, abdominal fluid collection secondary to her liver disease……….
gross!
She sure has bumps on her boobs – NAS-TAY
Everyone knows Las Vegas is the marriage capital of the world. They have many normal weddings, and not everyone is married by Elvis. The media doesn’t show the normal and religious ceremonies since no one cares; they only show the nut case weddings. Speaking of nutcases have they gotten married or just filed for a license. Technically, the licensing department can just declared you married if you want, but knowing these two media whores I bet they are going to milk this for all it’s worth and get mega bucks from the Rags for photos.
It’s interesting that she doesn’t want to have a baby out of wedlock, yet will divorce the second the baby is miscarried, sleep with anything on two legs, and whore around Hollywood like it’s no big deal. What a moral rolemodel. She makes Mother Theresa look like a slut.
she can die for all i care
That is some horrible “fake boob sag” in picture #6. Why does she dress like that? She’s a cartoon character, that’s why. People, Jessica Rabbit is not REAL!!!!
She looks amazing – freaking amazing.
I love how everybody calls her ugly and all that stuff. Like there are millions of 40 year old women out there that have much nicer bodies, nicer racks, hotter faces, and more money than Pam. I’d thank the gods above if my wife looked like that at 40. Unfortunately, as things are unfolding presently, my wife will look more like Larry King than Pam Anderson when she turns 40 in 8 short years.
those are the worst boobs i have ever seen….
I notice them braets look sacring as to one of the pics you can see wired cleavage.. and it dosn’t look like the good kind ..
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Woman you scare me …with it water rippple s and .. oh lord ..
well so far them things took you pretty far so more power to you crazy woman :P
She’s pretty selfish to even get pregnant after being diagnosed with Hep-C. The chance of the baby being infected is 1 in 8, why the hell would she take that risk? Plus, she’s too old to have a baby…she’s also risking the child having Down’s Syndrome.
What a tit-for-brains.
…. but she’s still looking good with 40
Pamela “Superhead” Anderson
Don’t blame me!!! Blame inbreeding!!!
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Wow, Pam sure does look incredibly classy!
Yes, she told friends, family and business associates that her hook up with Rick, and the infamous “indecent proposal” story was all part of a “publicity stunt”. However, in order to give the story some credence she had to bed Rick a few times, and she beleives she got knocked up almost immediately.
To cover this mistake, she then told everyone it was “true love” between her and Rick. She asked him not to reveal the “pregnancy” until she was sure it was real, and would go to term. She initially claimed to be “Delighted” and “blessed by fate”.
Unfortunately, Rick told the world anyway,(a month earlier than agreed), and they then decided to pretend to be “delierioulsy happy about it.” Pam decided to press for a “shot-gun” wedding to counter Kid Rocks revelations about her fictitious miscarraige last year!
Her only job,(as Hans Klocks assistant), will be cancelled if she cannot complete her contractual obligations for a set number of shows, the development of new routines, and a forthcoming world tour. A “pregnancy” would prevent her from working.
So, even as we speak, she is working on an escape scenario. Her friends, family and associates dislike Rick intensely, and Pam herself has acknolwedged him to be a “sleaze ball”. She is caught in a scam that has gone badly wrong.
Likely escape plans include;
Another “miscarraige”, or the “discovery” that the home pregnancy test produced a “false positive” result,(this part of the plan in now in operation); folowed by a divorce after a few months,(based on Ricks abuse, manipulation and gambling addiction); followed by a world tour with Hans,(to allow the press coverage to die down.) This then sets her up for yet another “comeback” in 6 – 8 months.
Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place!
The real reason why Pam was so furious with Rick’s gambling was that she desperatly need to project an image of complete marital bliss, in order to make her marraige appear genuine.
If Rick does not focus all his attention on her, and continues to lead his regular “slime-ball” existance, it shows Pam in a bad light. She is desperate to prove that she has made at least one reasonable decision in her life!
As more details of her “false” pregnancy, her imaginary miscarraige last year, and the details of the scam she cooked up with Rick emerge, Pam is becoming more and more frantic about projecting a positive image to the world. Sadly, as both she and Rick are so poor at keeping anything secret the truth will emerge anyway.
She chose to deny her pregnancy to Robin Leach, as he is a sympathetic mouthpiece. Subsequent elements of her plan will be revealed in a similar manner.
I consider myself a medical practitioner simple – you do not use pants.