Pamela Anderson may have applied for a marriage license with Rick Salomon for other reasons besides love. Reasons like, oh, I dunno, pregnancy! Ok! Magazine reports:
“She definitely looks like she’s got a bit of a bump,” one source tells OK!. “And this wouldn’t be the first time Pam has rushed off to get married because there’s a baby coming.” The source is, of course, referring to the rumors that the Baywatch babe’s surprise 2006 marriage to Kid Rock happened after she’d been impregnated. While these claims have been denied by the actress, they were bolstered by the fact that she filed for divorce from Kid only 11 days after miscarrying their unborn child.
Okay, I look at photos of Pamela Anderson on a daily basis and she doesn’t look pregnant at all. Unless she’s carrying the child in her breasts. In which case, holy shit somebody start boiling some water these twins are coming out today! Don’t worry, I’m a doctor, I’ll handle this. I’m just going to stay here and keep her breasts elevated until the delivery. While all this heavy-lifting might make you think I’m a hero-doctor; I just think of myself as a simple practitioner of medicine – who doesn’t wear pants.
Clem | October 2, 2007 at 2:33 pm
What car is that?
Muffin | October 2, 2007 at 2:34 pm
second
Clem | October 2, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Not that I care, but PA getting married or pregant or shagged or divorce ain’t much of a story.
Barry LeFarge | October 2, 2007 at 2:36 pm
I thought she only boned rock stars? She’s adding to her repetoire.
edamame | October 2, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Hep C, baby!
edamame | October 2, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Maybe K-fed should get her kids, too. Damn….Xtina won’t have anything on Pam’s pregnant boobs.
bam the pam | October 2, 2007 at 2:39 pm
if she is pregnant, she’s definitely trying to suffocate the fetus with that too tight belt.
WhatASkank! | October 2, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Ratty hair, haggard face, flotation device chest, black wetsuit, brown bag, white shoes, Hep C. Wow! What a catch!
Riotboy | October 2, 2007 at 2:42 pm
That’s some good detective work there Lou.
/eats donut
Sassy | October 2, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Another class act here people. She’s practically royality.
gotsilicone? | October 2, 2007 at 2:46 pm
look at her cleavage in the last few photos. don’t know how any dude could not go soft after seeing that. therefore, there is zero chance she’s pregnant.
TS | October 2, 2007 at 2:46 pm
All the toys, bikes, motorcycles and everything else aside, IMAGINE IF THAT WAS YOUR MOM. How humiliating. I feel sorry for her kids. Wait, where have I heard that before?
TS | October 2, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Hey Pam, put your tits away you dumb bitch. Wait, on one hand I want her to do the right thing for her kid’s sake, but on the other I really want to see those tits again. I am so conflicted.
ha8ter | October 2, 2007 at 2:51 pm
I so hope she has a baby at 40- her body will never go back. ha.
Dlo | October 2, 2007 at 3:00 pm
That’s 2007 or 2008 jaguar XKR coupe.. cost about 90k
FRIST!!! | October 2, 2007 at 3:10 pm
She probably just got some normal woman curves finally. I highly doubt she’s pregnant, unless she is in fact the stupiest woman alive. I mean it’s a pill. You only have to remember to take it once a day. How hard is that??? I mean if Paris can do it…
WhatASkank! | October 2, 2007 at 3:17 pm
@16 – Yes, I do believe ‘stupiest’ is a word. Right?
lentista | October 2, 2007 at 3:19 pm
pam call me at home 306 -***-**** later babe’s…….
IWONKY | October 2, 2007 at 3:23 pm
make porn pam
MoonChild | October 2, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Gross….Just plain Gross….She’s gotta be the biggest skank on the west coast.
chango | October 2, 2007 at 3:25 pm
#18 lentista . . . you phone number does not show, let me put your number up there one more time for her to see. . .
It’s 306-you-wish . . . .
joLIE | October 2, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Alcohol bloat
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Italian Stallion | October 2, 2007 at 3:28 pm
The poor kid will have to suck on plastic……….the milks gone bad………….
ssdd | October 2, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Wow…she looks so OLd….so really really TIRed…….. ..Nothing like aging all at once … LOL………
She actually looks more like she could be Ricks—-older sister or Mom!
Eweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .. Pam, you are going down hill…and Faasst.
You have mirrors in your house right?…Or do you just let the makeup artist TRY to work some magic then you get up from the chair…
Anywho, look in the mirror for gods sake… you look horrible.
Your skin looks so thin ..like if it was pitched it would stay frozen in that position for a while…
God im sick.
sicasso | October 2, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Used to be hot. Now? Not. Her chest size has gone up and down more often than a Six Flags rollercoaster and her skin no longer forgives her.
Wait. Did I just take precious seconds out of my day to post a comment about Pam Anderson? Crap!
FRIST!!! | October 2, 2007 at 3:46 pm
#17, unfortunate placement for a typo….kinda funny though
WhatASkank! | October 2, 2007 at 3:51 pm
@ 26 – Your eyes were probably tearing from catching a glimpse of that thing.
On another note, is that monstrous bag she is carrying made out of the same leather as her face or did they murder a couple of cows to make that thing? Typical PETA hypocrisy.
FACE | October 2, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I would bone her
Hemlock Queen | October 2, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Seriously. I thought you weren’t supposed to have children when you HAVE HEPATITIS C!!!! It’s like passing on AIDS. What a stupid whore.
Pam, just keep on tanning until your face melts off. That would be a better expense of your “time.” Besides lying on your back or kneeling doing what you do best.
hegadeth | October 2, 2007 at 3:53 pm
What was the name of the mutant that popped out the chest of the guy in Total Recall? That’s what her big ol’ deformed boob looks like to me. What a tool.
arrestHer | October 2, 2007 at 3:54 pm
This woman must never leave her house without makeup. The police may be forced to shoot her for that type of assault. Woman who get boobs and crap like that must sign contracts with their surgeons saying they will never leave home without makeup. They gave up the right to go au-naturel when they were cut up and made un-natural.
freakwad | October 2, 2007 at 4:06 pm
what kind of phone is that she has?
TS | October 2, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Jeez, I need to see those tits! Wait, what tits is it that I’m longing for, Pam’s or my mom’s? I’m so conflicted.
FRIST!!! | October 2, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Well ok, since apparently there is to be NO NEW POST for the rest of the fracking day, and so far I haven’t heard anyone say anything about the fact that she is wearing white patent shoes with an all black suit, I will be the frist to say it. Get it? Frist???
Oh, and of course I know I haven’t heard any of you say anything. These are words that are typed on a computer. Duh…
But trust me, I have made up a voice in my head for each and every one of you. So please to the all caps users, stop. You are hurting my ears.
hegadeth | October 2, 2007 at 4:12 pm
@8 addressed the outfit.
She_should_have_sex_with_Britney_Spears | October 2, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Wow I didn’t know Succubus could have kids…
Guess that makes it a demonspawn….
Gerald_Tarrant | October 2, 2007 at 4:16 pm
#30 Quato (or something to that effect)
TS | October 2, 2007 at 4:17 pm
You know, I was walking down the street with my mom, looking at her tits, and I realized she had a pig under her arm. I asked, “Hey, where did you get that pig?” And then the pig said, “I won her at the county fair!”
BunnyButt | October 2, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Wow, those ripples on her breasts scare me so much that I can’t come up with a decent insult. In picture 6, it looks like the right one is ready to tear off from her body, the skin is so strained. Those boobs give me the heebie jeebies! Or booby hoobie joobies. Sorry. Too much caffeine today.
BunnyButt | October 2, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Which reminds me, we haven’t seen TT again today, have we?
qroos | October 2, 2007 at 4:18 pm
gro-oh-oh-oh-hoss
i shiver, i sudder,
the fold in the udder
looks like a bag
held in a sag-ga-
ging mutation,
i see that her skin’s
wrapping a thing
thats hard and
folded and dented
and, oh god,
her naked, with
frosbitten steak
shoved under
her steak, and flaps
oh god, hammocks, of skin.
adeliza | October 2, 2007 at 4:25 pm
#34 Frist,
I noticed those tacky ass kicks. I just didn’t say anything because I was so disgusted by the lumpy cleavage in between her $6,000 sacks.
I was going to say every fucking body knows you don’t wear patent leather or white shoes after labor day. But I didn’t know when the pic was actually taken; could have been in July, you know?
In any event, I don’t know who came up with the white shoes/patent leather shoes after labor day rule, but when any one deviates from it, it sticks out like a sore thumb. Screaming, “I’m white trash!”.
Maybe a useless and idiotic fashion rule, but it is ingrained into our society, and it makes people look jack ass when they don’t follow it.
Of course, I’m probably a jack ass for following that rule!
TS | October 2, 2007 at 4:37 pm
@38, I will give you points for originality but that’s got nothing on your toothless mom’s greasy hot dog neck. Good try though. Much better than your other material.
FRIST!!! | October 2, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Adeliza, what about white platform gogo boots??? Is that a after labor day thing too?
Eh, it doesn’t matter, I have black and brown too.
Meow | October 2, 2007 at 4:49 pm
#42, adeliza:
You can wear white shoes after Labor Day nowadays.
I saw it on What Not To Wear. Stacy and Clinton said so.
Meow | October 2, 2007 at 4:50 pm
But white shoes do not look good with an all black outfit.
adeliza | October 2, 2007 at 5:00 pm
#45-
Thanks! Did they say anyting about patent leather? At least part of the jack ass rule is gone!!!! I never understood it. But like a little lemming, I complied.
SR | October 2, 2007 at 5:02 pm
She looks very worn and has a hard look to her. In 3 years she will be out of the public eye. Who really cares about her. Does she even work or is her job just looking ridiculous. Get some class, cover up those beachballs on your chest and concentrate on taking care of your kids.
adeliza | October 2, 2007 at 5:02 pm
#44-
Evidently I have not been reading my InStyle Magazine thoroughly enough. I have been corrected. WHITE all year baby! Clinton and Stacy say so!
Kristen Dei from LA (Louisiana that is) | October 2, 2007 at 5:04 pm
How do you know when a man has a lot of sperm in his semen?
When she has to chew before she swallows!
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!