Pamela Anderson might be pregnant

August 17th, 2006 // 85 Comments

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Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock celebrated wedding number three early today in Nashville, Tennessee, with a judge performing the ceremony just after midnight at Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge. Additionally, Pamela was spotted walking around barefoot with a new looking bump suggesting she might already be pregnant. Although I was going through the pictures from her first wedding and it looks like she might just have a beer belly. I guess the only way we’ll know for sure is to wait 9 months and see if she gives birth to a baby or a keg. Or, judging by how old she’s been looking, a giant pile of sawdust.

One more closeup of Pamela’s belly after the jump.


  1. ghost_rider

    first bitches.

  2. Jslash

    Evil spawn of the Kid and Pam.

  3. ghost_rider

    nah, that’s just a belly full of jism.

  4. Looks like she could be carrying a small litter of babies in those knockers for awhile.

  5. BigJim

    She’s not pregnant. That’s a semen gut.

  6. Tits_McGhee

    Their kid’s gonna come out with a beer in one hand and a cigar in the other with raging chamydia. It’ll have size DD tits too. And it’ll be a boy.

  7. Whoa there, skidrow! She does look mighty pregnant… that was quick.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  8. Nicole Lynn

    Jesus Christ she’s 40, her stomach is fine– she’s human. Her boobs… well… that’s another issue.

  9. Bambella

    Perhaps one of her many breast implants has slipped downward…
    I am sure by now she has lost track of how many she has.

  10. alaskanchicsickle

    After she blew all the groomsmen as a parting gift, how could she not look a bit bloated the next day?

  11. Britney

    i think instead of looking at her stomach we should be focusing in on her face and how it looks like she might be experiencing a herpes breakout. sick, looks like shes been picking at it.

  12. Warren Rose


    So it’s a lock this kid will have brain damage, right?!?


  13. So it’s a lock this kid will have brain damage, right?!?

  14. nc72

    Looks like a 3rd booby. Her belly will end up around the same size as her boobies odd…

    http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=pamela+anderson

  15. RichPort

    #5 & #10 – HA! My thoughts exactly… classic

    I saw this old guy at the supermarket with pretty much the same fucking glasses, only he had cataracts and a cane… I can’t wait until she hits 60, then even I’ll get to hit that. What? That’s gross? Fuck that, I’m sooooo in there…

  16. krisdylee

    BigJim, you fucker, I KNEW you couldn’t stay away…

  17. krisdylee

    Oh, and here you go, BigJim,
    http://trannyandzannagranny.blogspot.com/
    head on over for some fun…

  18. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    (Sarcastically) Are those breast implants? They look soooooo natural.

  19. YoMamma

    WHo wants to place bets on “whos the daddy”?
    My bet: NOT kid rock.

  20. YoMamma

    Maybe Mel Gibsons….now that would be fun.

  21. Team OJ

    I recall seeing something similar on Alien. It featured someone who looked pregnant, except he was a man. It also didn’t end to well for him or the baby. Pretty sure Pamela’s belly contains all kinds of alien leftovers and not the tasty kind either.

  22. bond

    numero 6, you just made my day. thanks tits_mghee for the best laugh i’ve had all day!

  23. dmarie

    oh great. as if there weren’t enough skanks carrying STDs around hollywood…now this beast is gonna give birth to some…thing with 6 mutated diseases and the highest form of super hepatitis.

    today gets better and better. first paris is super stinky (not unlike paris, france) and now this.
    what’s next the apocalypse?!

  24. alaskanchicsickle

    Oh wow, I didn’t even see that you had posted Big Jim! You couldn’t resist us could ya?

  25. This is a horrible, horrible site. It’s addictive, it’s gluttinous, and it’s all kinds of wonderful.

  26. BigJim….you’ve been mentioned specifically in Moose-Taint County, USA

    http://trannyandzannagranny.blogspot.com/2006/07/dog-food-diet.html

  27. The baby will be nicknamed “Titus”

    http://www.celebslam.com

  28. ChickenScratch

    SHOES?!?!?!?!??!

  29. Giggles

    Yes, it’s twins alright.

  30. Jan E-J

    Um….gravity? That’s not a belly. Excess silicone has to go somewhere……??

  31. Oh, okay… see I was wondering why she married Kid Rock, it all makes sense now. Cleatus knocked her up. Lucky girl!

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  32. alaskanchicsickle

    If she’s pregnant, will the kids have a chance between the silicone, the hepatitis, and the steady stream of man juice it will be basting in. Ugh, I just made myself sick!

  33. alaskanchicsickle

    oops, I meant kid

  34. honestly…pam anderson might be brittney spears…they’re cuntry, y’all…

  35. Forget pregnant, what’s that bruise on her thigh??

  36. jrzmommy

    A sign that a woman is pregnant is that her breasts get bigger…..I’ll leave the rest up to your imaginations.

  37. sweetcheeks

    Penelope Cruz nip slip shot! boobies, boobies, boobies!

    http://spankcheeks.blogspot.com/2006/08/penelope-cruz-nip-slip.html

  38. SuperShallow

    #35 Pam’s not cuntry she’s Canadian…..
    And yeah do we have to continue breeding ignorance? First Tommy Lee and now this dude? Oh God….we’re doomed. What if its a girl? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  39. sjb16

    Forget the ginormous implants, I can’t believe this walking STD isn’t wearing any shoes while walking on a street. That’s disgusting! She could give herpes to other people. Just because she can’t possibly contract any more diseases doesn’t give this skank the right to walk around without shoes, you’re not at the f***ing beach!

  40. tits_on_snack

    She ain’t pregs y’all.
    That’s a fucking beer gut. Check out pictures from her bikini boat wedding, it’s just saggy belly flab.

    Is she walking through a parking lot barefoot?

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  42. Fugurself

    Can fake boobs be used as a floating device? And does that mean Pamela will have survived the Titanic? Just wondering….

  43. Grobpilot

    Hope that kid enjoys the steady diet of silicone it’ll be sucking out of those tits

  44. jrzmommy

    Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge? Did they get married at a tittie bar? What the fuck is a Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge? I”m gonna have to investigate.

  45. jrzmommy

    And here it is…..please note the logo,
    “HOWDY! Come on down to the
    WORLD FAMOUS
    TOOTSIES ORCHID LOUNGE
    for a Holler and a Swaller…
    and don

  46. jrzmommy

    sorry, i meant, slogan not logo

  47. Onenewshoe

    She would still look good bent over the trunk of my Chevy….

  48. 86

    I guess Britney isn’t the only one who walks around barefoot in public………

  49. hendero

    where can I get one of those cool X17 bracelets she’s wearing?

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