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Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock celebrated wedding number three early today in Nashville, Tennessee, with a judge performing the ceremony just after midnight at Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge. Additionally, Pamela was spotted walking around barefoot with a new looking bump suggesting she might already be pregnant. Although I was going through the pictures from her first wedding and it looks like she might just have a beer belly. I guess the only way we’ll know for sure is to wait 9 months and see if she gives birth to a baby or a keg. Or, judging by how old she’s been looking, a giant pile of sawdust.
One more closeup of Pamela’s belly after the jump.
ghost_rider | August 17, 2006 at 8:43 pm
first bitches.
Jslash | August 17, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Evil spawn of the Kid and Pam.
ghost_rider | August 17, 2006 at 8:44 pm
nah, that’s just a belly full of jism.
ZombieSushi | August 17, 2006 at 8:47 pm
Looks like she could be carrying a small litter of babies in those knockers for awhile.
BigJim | August 17, 2006 at 9:02 pm
She’s not pregnant. That’s a semen gut.
Tits_McGhee | August 17, 2006 at 9:06 pm
Their kid’s gonna come out with a beer in one hand and a cigar in the other with raging chamydia. It’ll have size DD tits too. And it’ll be a boy.
sharkbite | August 17, 2006 at 9:07 pm
Whoa there, skidrow! She does look mighty pregnant… that was quick.
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Nicole Lynn | August 17, 2006 at 9:12 pm
Jesus Christ she’s 40, her stomach is fine– she’s human. Her boobs… well… that’s another issue.
Bambella | August 17, 2006 at 9:13 pm
Perhaps one of her many breast implants has slipped downward…
I am sure by now she has lost track of how many she has.
alaskanchicsickle | August 17, 2006 at 9:26 pm
After she blew all the groomsmen as a parting gift, how could she not look a bit bloated the next day?
Britney | August 17, 2006 at 9:28 pm
i think instead of looking at her stomach we should be focusing in on her face and how it looks like she might be experiencing a herpes breakout. sick, looks like shes been picking at it.
Warren Rose | August 17, 2006 at 9:31 pm
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So it’s a lock this kid will have brain damage, right?!?
Warren Rose | August 17, 2006 at 9:32 pm
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So it’s a lock this kid will have brain damage, right?!?
nc72 | August 17, 2006 at 10:06 pm
Looks like a 3rd booby. Her belly will end up around the same size as her boobies odd…
http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=pamela+anderson
RichPort | August 17, 2006 at 10:14 pm
#5 & #10 – HA! My thoughts exactly… classic
I saw this old guy at the supermarket with pretty much the same fucking glasses, only he had cataracts and a cane… I can’t wait until she hits 60, then even I’ll get to hit that. What? That’s gross? Fuck that, I’m sooooo in there…
krisdylee | August 17, 2006 at 10:20 pm
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Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 17, 2006 at 10:27 pm
(Sarcastically) Are those breast implants? They look soooooo natural.
YoMamma | August 17, 2006 at 10:29 pm
WHo wants to place bets on “whos the daddy”?
My bet: NOT kid rock.
YoMamma | August 17, 2006 at 10:29 pm
Maybe Mel Gibsons….now that would be fun.
Team OJ | August 17, 2006 at 10:42 pm
I recall seeing something similar on Alien. It featured someone who looked pregnant, except he was a man. It also didn’t end to well for him or the baby. Pretty sure Pamela’s belly contains all kinds of alien leftovers and not the tasty kind either.
bond | August 17, 2006 at 10:53 pm
numero 6, you just made my day. thanks tits_mghee for the best laugh i’ve had all day!
dmarie | August 17, 2006 at 11:32 pm
oh great. as if there weren’t enough skanks carrying STDs around hollywood…now this beast is gonna give birth to some…thing with 6 mutated diseases and the highest form of super hepatitis.
today gets better and better. first paris is super stinky (not unlike paris, france) and now this.
what’s next the apocalypse?!
alaskanchicsickle | August 17, 2006 at 11:37 pm
Oh wow, I didn’t even see that you had posted Big Jim! You couldn’t resist us could ya?
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Zanna | August 17, 2006 at 11:52 pm
BigJim….you’ve been mentioned specifically in Moose-Taint County, USA
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CelebSlam.com | August 18, 2006 at 12:55 am
The baby will be nicknamed “Titus”
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ChickenScratch | August 18, 2006 at 1:49 am
SHOES?!?!?!?!??!
Giggles | August 18, 2006 at 2:12 am
Yes, it’s twins alright.
Jan E-J | August 18, 2006 at 2:46 am
Um….gravity? That’s not a belly. Excess silicone has to go somewhere……??
HolisticWisdomcom | August 18, 2006 at 3:05 am
Oh, okay… see I was wondering why she married Kid Rock, it all makes sense now. Cleatus knocked her up. Lucky girl!
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alaskanchicsickle | August 18, 2006 at 6:49 am
If she’s pregnant, will the kids have a chance between the silicone, the hepatitis, and the steady stream of man juice it will be basting in. Ugh, I just made myself sick!
alaskanchicsickle | August 18, 2006 at 7:32 am
oops, I meant kid
sometimesboy | August 18, 2006 at 7:45 am
honestly…pam anderson might be brittney spears…they’re cuntry, y’all…
ImSuicidal | August 18, 2006 at 8:16 am
Forget pregnant, what’s that bruise on her thigh??
jrzmommy | August 18, 2006 at 8:45 am
A sign that a woman is pregnant is that her breasts get bigger…..I’ll leave the rest up to your imaginations.
sweetcheeks | August 18, 2006 at 8:59 am
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SuperShallow | August 18, 2006 at 9:04 am
#35 Pam’s not cuntry she’s Canadian…..
And yeah do we have to continue breeding ignorance? First Tommy Lee and now this dude? Oh God….we’re doomed. What if its a girl? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
sjb16 | August 18, 2006 at 9:22 am
Forget the ginormous implants, I can’t believe this walking STD isn’t wearing any shoes while walking on a street. That’s disgusting! She could give herpes to other people. Just because she can’t possibly contract any more diseases doesn’t give this skank the right to walk around without shoes, you’re not at the f***ing beach!
tits_on_snack | August 18, 2006 at 9:37 am
She ain’t pregs y’all.
That’s a fucking beer gut. Check out pictures from her bikini boat wedding, it’s just saggy belly flab.
Is she walking through a parking lot barefoot?
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Fugurself | August 18, 2006 at 10:23 am
Can fake boobs be used as a floating device? And does that mean Pamela will have survived the Titanic? Just wondering….
Grobpilot | August 18, 2006 at 10:24 am
Hope that kid enjoys the steady diet of silicone it’ll be sucking out of those tits
jrzmommy | August 18, 2006 at 10:32 am
Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge? Did they get married at a tittie bar? What the fuck is a Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge? I”m gonna have to investigate.
jrzmommy | August 18, 2006 at 10:35 am
And here it is…..please note the logo,
“HOWDY! Come on down to the
WORLD FAMOUS
TOOTSIES ORCHID LOUNGE
for a Holler and a Swaller…
and don
jrzmommy | August 18, 2006 at 10:36 am
sorry, i meant, slogan not logo
Onenewshoe | August 18, 2006 at 10:40 am
She would still look good bent over the trunk of my Chevy….
86 | August 18, 2006 at 11:08 am
I guess Britney isn’t the only one who walks around barefoot in public………
hendero | August 18, 2006 at 11:20 am
where can I get one of those cool X17 bracelets she’s wearing?