Pamela Anderson knows true meaning of Valentine’s Day

February 4th, 2008 // 54 Comments

Pamela Anderson is booked to perform at Le Crazy Horse cabaret club in Paris on Valentine’s Day. Owner Andree Diessenberg asked Pamela to perform after seeing her in Vegas with magician Hans Klok. Le Crazy Horse is also heroically non-pasties or g-strings, according to The Sun:

After opening in 1952, it quickly became known as the ‘Temple of Nudity’ because of its full-stripping policy.
Pamela is said to be ‘in discussions’ about whether or not she will abide by the rules and appear fully nude in the finale.

It’s no secret that I think strippers should be an integral part of any special occasion. Birthdays, yacht christenings, baby showers, you name it. I mean, you should’ve seen the tears in my parents’ eyes when I booked a stripper for their 30th anniversary. Yeah, she stole my grandmother’s china and gave my Uncle Frank a heart attack, but, deep down, I think everyone left with cherished memories. And maybe a touch of the clap. Still waiting on the lab report.

Photos: Splash News

  1. That would make me lose my lunch.. I love naked women, just not that one. Why when there are some many hot women in Vegas would you want Pam Anderson to take her cloths off??

  2. JVM

    …either that or Hep C.

  3. Isn’t she pregnant?

  4. Grobpilot

    Yep…..

  5. pointandlaugh

    SKANK
    really…..who in their right mind would wanna go near her crotch after the thousands of men who’ve stopped down there?

    ewwwwww

  6. grobpilot

    One of those TV tabloids mentioned it last Friday

  7. EdenDorksey

    I would say gross, that is someone’s mum but I actually think she has a couple more years in her. You go “CJ” keep your chin up and chest high!

  8. gits

    I hope we see her naughty bits! Especially after they’ve been pounded on drunkenly by white trash like Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, while leaking Hep C and more recently, a fetus. Hopefully somebody in the finale will have the line “Now THAT’S what I call ground beef!”

  9. PunkA

    Wow, a Hep C paty in Paris. no way I;d go on stage with her if I were some other performer. Her nasty kooch would try to spit it’s devil spawn on you.

  10. Judd

    I still wanna see her puss!!! Hep C, HIV or whatever she is carrying these days. So what, she’s a skank, it has never stopepd me from looking at the snatch before!!

  11. mike

    It’s always way too late with these chicks. We wanted Pam to do this during Baywatch, or FRIST to do it before the stretch marks and episiotomy.

  12. Mike you never change. You are still trying to get into FRIST pants..

  13. feg

    haggard.

  14. Auntie Kryst

    Cest le v.d. Does this story really surprise anyone? Of course they want Pamela over in France. That country has reruns of Baywatch running on a continual loop. This is the same country that thinks Jerry Lewis “ess ‘ow you say, le geenyus.”

  15. Utley

    The sad thing is that when she bends over and wiggles her ass, the audience will be distracted by some dingleberries she couldn’t get to because of her arthritis.

  16. pammie’s not lookin’ too shabby! what is she? 57 now??

  17. grobpilot

    She’s due sometime in August apparently. Kid better come out wearing a hazmat suit.

  18. @18 Hey FRIST, do I have to grow up too?

  19. No, you’re ok.

    Hey did anyone see her at the Superbowl? She looked TORE up!!!

  20. p0nk

    whoa, when did pammy start taking mascara lessons from amy winehouse?

  21. La Frascatana

    Come on, you have to think of it in a historical sense. You’re there to look at Pamela Anderson naked in 2008 and pretend you’re looking at Pamela Anderson naked in 1995.

    When you go to see Notre Dame in Paris, which is also covered in moss and dripping gargoyles, you don’t expect it to be in like-new condition — do you?

  22. #21 about the same time Winehouse started taking hair bleaching lessons from Pam..

  23. Chauncey Gardner

    I heard she was starting her own florist chain: STD.

  24. Yeah I saw her, She looked like Tom Brady after the the game.

  25. amma

    #22=hahahah…yeah, that puts it in perspective. Paris is known for it’s ruins, no? And Pam does look mah-vey-lusss for 67, no question about it. Yeah, yeah, Pam is historical ruins too!

  26. Andy

    She has to be in pictures or on film, where the images can be heavily altered. It can’t be a live show. Not any more. Here’s what will happen. She strips naked, the audience does the obligatory whooping, Pam thinks it’s genuine and get excited and starts really shaking…”it”. Except now, it’s wrinkled..it’s fallen..it’s thickened…it’s…pretty much a skinny old chicken that got shot in the back with two missiles. It’s a couple of visible-ridges chemical bags on top and gizzard below. If she really gets into it and starts to masturbate, she’ll absentmindedly drift into what she does more frequently these days: scratch. She’ll get a little glassy-eyed, slowly shift from flicking the bean to scratching her angry meat curtains, and then pause for a second to squeeze out a petite toot. Since it’s France, the stunned silence will be followed by deafening applause and waves of body odor.

  27. WALLEYE

    Whoa. Is it just me, or does she have some Tara Reid nipple action going on there?

  28. The Eyes Have It

    Do Pam and Amy Winehouse use the same makeup person?

  29. i like cheese

    wasup with her lips?

  30. PunkA

    and i thought that the Frenchies hated fakies. Guess I was wrong.

  31. mamadough

    she is he-man’s eternal enemy, MUM RAH!

  32. theboss

    uh, i’m from canada, what’s the deal with the full frontal? that’s what all the strippers here do. well, not all of them, but most of them do. some of them even perform a show (like a beer bottel in the vagina or peeling a banana with their anus). so what’s the big deal in the states are the strippers different there?

  33. @28 Walleye, You have to look hard, but I think there is a little upward facing dog nipple going on.

  34. She’s had her boobs done so many times her nipples probably just velcro on wherever she wants them..

  35. my comment

    Love the dress.

  36. I think she has had them velcroed to her ass before. .

  37. CrapHead

    # 33-

    You’re a Pig – a real piece of Canadian Bacon.

    Tomorrow, if you sneak across the border, you can vote for her. PAM for President. I heard she not only very talented but is also very smart. PAM for President.

  38. p0nk

    #30, she’s borrowing them from Jenna Jamison.

  39. Juvenile Defender

    I thought she had two boys. They must be teenagers by now. Pam has been such a sucksess as an actress that she is never seen with them anymore. This is just what Britney will look like in a couple of years and theses are the same type of gigs she will get. I hope both of their kids join the Military and get as far away from them as they can. The Military needs more boys from slut/nuts like this.

  40. andyalsiu

    she still has many fans. I saw many celebs including her at the celebrity and millionaire dating site named”Searching Millionaire dot com”recently. seems they are feeling loney though they are famous.

  41. misery bunny

    I think the only place strippers are appropriate are at the bris of your first born son. there, it’s art, a symbollic peeling of the foreskin to its essential uncovered state; everywhere else, it’s smut, not to mention overkill.

  42. MiamiJoe

    # 33

    Let’s have some names, eh. Where can I see the beer bottle or banana thing in Montreal or Niagara Falls. eh?

  43. dude_on_a_wire

    She’s starting to look like the lady selling funnel cakes at the fair.

    But never has a single rack had such a good career. They each deserve their own 401k.

  44. fukthiswebpage

    Your all fucking stoopid. Check out the picture with the note in her hand….something about Asshole and wearing fur. PETA bitch!!!!

  45. She has had her 15 minutes, now she will grow old touring the strip clubs and saying “remember me? – I used to be somebody!”

  46. Pam’s makeup looks great here. I hope she doesn’t listen to all of the hater that think she needs to get plastic surgery.

  47. I Forgot It

    Okay, she is just plain old scary looking now! And she is single handedly bringing Hep C to a favorite Actor near you…….

  48. El Sueno

    Valentine’s Day falls on Senior Night again this year?

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