Pamela Anderson is wasted and other news

April 7th, 2010 // 94 Comments

- Kirstie Alley clearly understands weight loss. [Dlisted]

- Jason Trawick is a fucking idiot. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt has been cheated on “a lot.” [PopEater]

- Sophie Monk in Ralph which is not a magazine by and for the end of Lindsay Lohan’s evenings. [HollywoodTuna]

- Erin Andrews has weird cleavage. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Leighton Meester is still < Blake Lively. [Popoholic]

- Stephanie Pratt is actually lamenting being cut off from Heidi and Spencer. [TheFABlife]

- Kate Gosselin thinks shatting out 8 kids gives her more starpower than Pamela Anderson. — Okay, that’s a bad example. [StarPulse]

- Bristol Palin advocates teen pregnancy but only if you’re parents are rich. Got it. [Just Jared]

- Kim Kardashian clearly didn’t have her buttpad in, so no ass shots for you. [Celebslam]

- Jessica Simpson pretends to not wear make-up. [PopSugar]

- Tiki Barber just made Tiger Woods look awesome. [The Blemish]

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  1. Doc Schweinstrudel

    More of appeal

    Dear women who dress and act like Pam:
    In addition to what’s been said before

    -start reading and educate yourself in every way;
    - your purpose on Earth is not about being a slave to please men’s genitals, liberate yourself, find God, find yourself.

    thanks and good luck to you xx

  2. Jenny

    hahaha your posts are funny doc. The point is that just because a woman refuses to get a plastic chest, chemically bleach her hair 2 shades from white, and pluck all of her eyebrows out to make space to have them drawn back on does NOT make her automatically ugly.

    There are certain things that make a woman attractive: health, symmetry, youth, fitness, good skin, good hair, hip to waist ratio, pert breats etc. Looking haggard conflicts with health so pammy loses on that one. Big time.

    On another, somewhat related note, women with cosmetic breast implants have been shown to have more mental illness and are 3x more likely to kill themselves than other women. If you don’t believe me look it up

    http://archinte.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/abstract/164/22/2450

  3. Dude, I think the silicon in one of her breast is leaking out!

  4. Doc Schweinstrudel, a proud Hater

    Forgot one thing:

    – and quit drinking. Alcohol ages and dumbs down everybody .

  5. Doc Schweinstrudel, a proud Hater

    Thanks Jenny, interesting link. Just the thought of going butchered under knife with foreign body inserted under the tissue alone -all to please genitals of some retarded individual – makes me cringe.

  6. captain america

    she is still desperate to find the right home for the elderly for her!!

  7. bessy68

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  8. turd da third

    Jesse James was probably in that too….lets check her butthole for a swaztika

  9. turd da third

    I guess her left nipple must be broken.

  10. turd da third

    I have an old tube sock she can wear, at least it would have more style

  11. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I always love the abstract nipples on these silicon implant chicks. The nipples are never where a nipple is supposed to be!

    Haggard.

  12. bimbamboing

    (((((((BIM)))))))

    (((((((BAM))))))

    ((((((BOING))))))

    ??hello??

  13. dingdong

    ????DING????

    ????DONG????

    ???Who there?????

  14. dee

    You people are nasty, I wouldn’t mind looking like her, I think shes’ beautiful..and talented. I do not think she is drunk in these photos’…that’s all you got to say?? She is too alert in the photos. to be drunk..she does appear to be avoiding the photo taker. So sad people are mean like this. yay Pam…we love you. and thanks for spreading the word on animal cruelty…

  15. the only opinion that Matters

    Haters Suck #23 WRONG WRONG WRONG You CANNOT tell what someone looks like from their posts. I do get hit on ALOT. “WE like fake eyebrows and hard edges (what you call sexy)”. Don’t speak for all men, some men, quite a few I have noticed, like good looking women with class and brains, women who look sexy without looking cheap. If I had to figure you out based on what you have posted I’d say you are of low intelligence, earnings in the poverty range, if you are lucky enough to own a vehicle it is a truck with lots of stickers and big big tires and a shotgun rack in the back, or a little shitbox. You listen to country and western (not the new stuff). You are not good looking and make yourself feel better by assuming that everyone else is ugly too. Now none of that may be true, but that is what I got out of your posts. Think twice before you assume anything.

    #51 Doc….love your posts, I’m with you on everything except the “find god”. You can be a self respecting moral person without finding god, but if that helps, go for it!

  16. At some point in life you just need to put the balloon titties away and accept that you’re old.

  17. poekiwoeki

    ????POEKI????

    ????WOEKI????

    ????POEKIWOEKI????

  18. Tim

    Why hasn’t she gotten older and wiser? She’s a hot mess, feel sorry for her sons..

  19. Jill

    Pam is hot, a raunchy hot, but deffinitely hot!!!! Im a chick, and I also think her ex Tommy Lee is hot. I think the reason viewing is up on DWTS is because people want to see Pam Anderson for some cheap tittalation before jumping into bed with their spouse, woman or men are attracted to her even if they don’t want to admit it…

  20. Haters Suck

    Dear Matters not at all,
    A dog Humping your leg is not getting hit on, it just smells your taint.

    My Zip Code is 92612 look it up if you know how. Based on that you can figure out my income, education, net worth. I am more a Boss or Gwen fan. Sorry I do not have a pick up, I own two luxury cars though.

    True I was in a hurry and misspelled a lot, I still stand by my point.
    You are a #3 and you hate that men don’t want you anymore. You also hate that other women your age and older still are desired, while you are ignored.
    Just deal with it. Post and Hate Away, I am now joining the other men ignoring you. Go feed the cat.

  21. Haters Suck

    Jenny – You are correct “that a just because a woman refuses to get a plastic chest, chemically bleach her hair 2 shades from white, does NOT make her automatically ugly.” – But she had better have won the gene pool.
    As for not plucking her eyebrows we will see how the uni-brow works out girls.
    These things do make a woman attractive: “health, symmetry, youth, fitness, good skin, good hair, hip to waist ratio”
    Some men like pert breasts, some like full breasts.
    Aging happens, and doing all you can to fight getting old keeps you Hot and Desired Longer. Pam Wins here. She is still desired by men. She is on DWTS. She is still getting paid to be Pam.
    Two notes -
    Higher suicide rates are awful, I checked it out about 1 more per 1,000. If you read study they warn about watching out for woman with depression.
    Be careful embracing Doc Schweinstrudel, she comes across as mental. You just come across as a hater with some hope.

  22. The Hef

    Must be the hepatitis leaking out of her old fake bewbs.

  23. So sad people are mean like this. yay Pam…we love you. and thanks for spreading the word on animal cruelty…

  24. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Thanks for the Only Opinion that Matters. Appreciate it.
    I think yes, your point is right especially with so many canting hypocrites among some of us who call themselves believers…

    Mice Guy aka Haters Suck, sure I am mental to you. Proud to be mental, ugly etc for people like you. I couldn’t care less what you own and what your iq is. As I don’t want an intelligent man who is morally retarded and rich man who is emotionally bankrupt. Further on I don’t think that a real man would spend time on gossip sites as I couldn’t imagine a more turn off.

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  26. the only opinion that matters

    #71 Haters Suck “a dog humping your leg is not getting hit on, it smells your taint’, my god you are eloquent and classy, aren’t you? If you had read my complete post, you would have read “none of that may be true”, that is the problem with assumptions. I think if you saw me you would realize how silly and wrong that comment is. I am a woman of class and looks in Pamela’s age bracket, but manages to look good without looking so hard. How I look isn’t something I imagine, in fact if people didn’t tell me I was good looking, if I didn’t have men coming into my office making transparent excuses to see me, I wouldn’t know I was. Pamela can still look sexy without look so cheap. There is a difference between having a unibrow and shaving your eyebrows off and drawing tacky lines far away from where your eyebrows USE to be. If we are having a competition on who has the most material assets, I am pretty sure I would win that one, but who cares. Furthermore, I don’t hate men, I have many male friends. I am the one who when out with a group of friends, seems to garner to most attention, which dosen’t matter to me since I have a great man in my life. I wish they would pay attention to my best friend since she is single and sometimes hesitates to go out with me because of how men are around me. I DO NOT encourage them in any way. I am killing time at work until my next patient comes in, and I am a woman……what kind of man makes comments on gossip sites? (Randal excepted because he is hilarious) Wouldn’t it be great if the more beautiful we were on the inside was equal to how beautiful we were on the outside? You, Haters Suck would be quite ugly. I think Jennifer Aniston is a great example of a sexy woman who manages to look great and sexy without looking like a stripper. PS Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t have any animals at my house. So far not one of your assumptions has been correct. Good luck with the next post though!

  27. I call 'em as I see 'em

    Well, pictures #1 and #8 pretty much speak for themselves.
    Trash.

  28. hoyy

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    Give me your comments on my photos. I’m waiting 4 u.

  29. Did you cry cause of this big baby ..

  30. it does not taste your baby:) sorry ..

  31. hmm yess

    bad.. photo’S
    not like pamela :P

  32. sexy

    Hi! Is it weird that I am 24 and still a virgin?
    I would like to invite you to join my circle of friends on ——
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  33. who is hand is overthere

  34. I'm a white collar professional man

    and Pam is WAY past her prime. She WAS beautiful in her day but she has NOT aged well. She looks 10 years older than her actual age and has no waist anymore. It’s all fake, hard plastic boobs and her hips and waist look the same size. Pam looks like an old hag trying to hang onto her past. She looks dirty and needs to shower. Women can age gracefully and still be beautiful, look at Sophia Loren. Pam needs to clean herself up and learn how to respect her body and have some class. Probably not possible though.

  35. dirty and needs to shower. Women can age gracefully and still be beautiful, look at Sophia Loren. Pam needs to clean herself up and learn

  36. Way back before she became Barbies clone, she has bugged me since the moment I laid eyes on her. Not for how plain looking she naturally was but her personality is that of a dinner plate. I couldn’t tell you what Irked me about her but it is something way deep down inside her, underneath the plastic shell in the hallow depths of her soul.

  37. The second sentence

    Usually willing to stay and argue with you people

    The real people who love you

  38. Usually willing to stay and argue with you people

    The real people who love you

  39. pamelaaa beautifull

  40. Rogue Cuckold

    I would love to watch Pamela being banged by a gang of big cocked black men! Then perform any tongue duties required!

  41. cindy hearst
    Commented on this photo:

    every time i see another picture of pam wasted i could just cry. as an alumnae of numerous rehabs and a moviestar addiction to crack cocaine, i see her pain so clearly. pam, if your’e out there i am praying for you. we are very forgiving here on the coast….you should come home….a lifelong fan….cindyfromsurrey

  42. I find Pamela quite sexy drunk while wearing this very pretty dress that is stained

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