Pamela Anderson is smuggling Easter eggs

March 24th, 2008 // 39 Comments

I know what you’re thinking: “Two Pamela Anderson posts in one day? Is it my birthday?” No, and you were an accident. It’s just proof that I know how to journal the ism like Gamera on crack. Here’s photos of Pamela Anderson spending Easter with her ex Tommy Lee and their son who has a name, but who cares, my God look at that rack. I dunno if Pamela is wearing a towel or a sheet or what, but I’m campaigning to make it illegal for her to wear anything else. This will be my most eloquent and persuasive prose yet. It’s going to take all my cunning to pull this off. Here goes:

Dear Congressman,

BOOBS! OMFG BOOBS!1

Sincerely,

The Superficial Writer

NOTE: Swish! Nailed it.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. arthurmich

    boobs! first!

  2. someguy

    First. Maybe. Who the hell cares. Boobies.

  3. someguy

    First. Maybe. Who the hell cares. Boobies.

  4. BunnyButt

    Is Tommy Lee living in that dumpster?

  5. Barbie

    Nice.

  6. biggles

    Only a dickhead comes here to write first.

    So, No.1 , No.2 & No.3 are dickheads.

    Who agrees with me?

  7. open.your.eyes

    I’ll be the FIRST to agree.

    BTW…Pam Anderson is/was/always will be gross. Let’s move on.

  8. veggi

    When there are people (robot vagina retards) like Heidi, it’s difficult to be too hard on Pam..

  9. ZOINKERS THOSE PICTURES OF HER POSING IN FRONT OF THE DUMPSTER ARE the sexiest thing my 12 year old eyes have ever seen!

  10. fuglywrinkledbitch

    is that a leather bag Ms. PETA is carrying?

  11. JM

    She looks ok in most of these pictures, but we all know what she looks like underneath the layers and layers and thick concrete exoskeleton she calls makeup. Pam makes a 3-toothed crackwhore look elegant.

    Oh and a side note: All you fuckstains who call people LOOSERS should learn how to spell the insult you are trying to use. It’s LOSER.

  12. Kid Rock

    I bet she and Tommy had an STD party and shared theirs with each other. Again.
    Tommy probably fraudulently put his skinny drum stick in Pam’s little snare drum, ya know.

  13. Auntie Kryst

    @4 Actually BB, Tommy Lee has a pretty big house…ahem I mean “crib”. The kids have a great time looking for easter eggs around the place. Of course Tommy never hides anything in his sex room anymore. The first place the kids always looked was behind the fuck swing.

  14. bob

    oo, pam by a dumpster, so hot. what a sketchy random ass place for a photo op.

  15. Randal

    Pamela is still looking good, even after all of these years. For those who are not informed, the names of her two sons are Brandon and Dylan.

    Hope you all had a good weekend,

    Randal

  16. fygu

    Her arms are looking vein-y like Angelina Jolie. Word is she mainlines coke.

  17. NY Ted

    Goodness gracious! Why can’t big-titted women walk around my street with just a bath towel on like Pam…???

  18. Rick Splooge

    She is and always will be a scuzz. Last time she looked good was when she was a St. Pauli’s girl.

  19. anniem

    Must be a slow day, huh? I think she looks a bit “worn,” if truth be told.

  20. nipolian

    Randal….I have you pictured as a human version of Ralph Wiggum. Especially in “The Simpsons Movie” where Bart rides his skateboard naked past Ralph, then Ralph says in his high pitched voice, “I think I like little boys now.”

  21. mmmm mainline…

  22. pete

    Good lord. Hollywood is overflowing with YOUNG chicks with great breasts. Why on earth are we looking at this old hag’s latest set of artificial boobs?

  23. Alright!

    I’m sorry…I would still hit that.

    You would, too. Those of you calling her “tired” would not being able to turn that down. “No steak for me, thanks. I’m eating beef jerky.”

    Come on. This has aged much, much better than we thought it would.

  24. Notrite

    I’m sorry…I sure wouldn’t hit that. STDs alone = reason enough.

    If you saw her on the street, you’d say “Hey! That’s Pam Anderson!” You wouldn’t say “she’s as hot as any young girl!”

    Guy who still swoon over her are like Jennifer Love Hewitt’s fiance – you’re so star-struck you don’t realize that these girls have dropped down to earth, in terms of looks. If all it takes to make you hard is the thought that you might be fucking, OMG!, a famous person, then by all means, have at it, weenieman.

  25. fygu

    Yeah what is so great about a 41-year-old woman with huge plastic fake tits? Would you really pass over a naturally gorgeous 18-year-old with normal boobs for that piece of trash?

  26. tdog

    has anyone noticed her toes are different sizes? am i the only one looking at her feet?

  27. easterbonnetz

    Nothing says spring like the annual hepatitis-c shot!

  28. someguy

    Twenty eighth !!!

    Boobies are cool.

  29. starship

    @26, Yeah you’re probably the only one looking at her feet. hehehehe

  30. linnea

    wait, paris hilton’s vagina eats people- but pamela anderson’s doesn’t?

  31. Lynn

    She is my favorite. She looks so cute. I love her. I saw her on “w e a l t h yR o m a n ce.c o m” last week. Is she single now? Just curious.

  32. reggiebush

    She’s ruined her skin with sun worshipping, I still like her though.

  33. AD

    @fuglywrinklesbitch: indeed. that’s a Bottega Veneta Cabat, so it could be goat, sheep or calf leather. haha green indeed, Ms. Anderson

  34. Perth's Lara

    My bet she’s still screwing tommy whilst she’s married. Those kids are going to have fucked up lives. Their named after 90210 characters for starters.

  35. BeNiceToElderly

    I feel sorry for her. She is dying of an STD, yet still lives that lifestyle that contaminated her in the first place.

  36. Dollywood

    Hey Y’all,
    Doesn’t Dolly Pardon look great in these photos? I swear to the baby Jesus, she does not look a day over 55!

  37. Pammy rocks, but her tanning sucks

    This woman was the hottest and most beautiful woman in the world when she was younger and now, at 40 or 40something, she’s still banging for a 40something year old, she’s still the hottest 40something woman in the world.
    Her face and skin got really, really damaged by tanning though, how sad. If she had kept herself away from tanning beds and from the sun now her face would be as pretty as it used to be, instead of having turned into that rough leather mess.

  38. Pammy rocks, but her tanning sucks

    This woman was the hottest and most beautiful woman in the world when she was younger and now, at 40 or 40something, she’s still banging for a 40something year old, she’s still the hottest 40something woman in the world.
    Her face and skin got really, really damaged by tanning though, how sad. If she had kept herself away from tanning beds and from the sun now her face would be as pretty as it used to be, instead of having turned into that rough, wrinkly and tired looking leather mess.

  39. Mobby

    hate to say all parts is assembled. I guest they have expiry date?

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