Pamela Anderson is smuggling Easter eggs

I know what you’re thinking: “Two Pamela Anderson posts in one day? Is it my birthday?” No, and you were an accident. It’s just proof that I know how to journal the ism like Gamera on crack. Here’s photos of Pamela Anderson spending Easter with her ex Tommy Lee and their son who has a name, but who cares, my God look at that rack. I dunno if Pamela is wearing a towel or a sheet or what, but I’m campaigning to make it illegal for her to wear anything else. This will be my most eloquent and persuasive prose yet. It’s going to take all my cunning to pull this off. Here goes:

Dear Congressman,



The Superficial Writer

NOTE: Swish! Nailed it.

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