Pamela Anderson is sheer elegance

December 7th, 2008 // 146 Comments

Pamela Anderson hit up an art gallery yesterday in Miami last night looking her just, wow, absolute classiest. I mean, heels with tiny leopard shorts that your ass hangs out of and one of Tommy Lee’s old hats? Jesus. I can only assume afterward she mounted a steed and went on a fox hunt with the Queen of England. Release the hounds! And then maybe the dogs, too, if you feel like it. Your call.

EDIT: NOT Fred Durst and added pics of Pamela inside the gallery. Someone explain to me how she was able to hug Paris Hilton without guys in HAZMAT suits busting down the door. What am I paying taxes for?

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  1. denise

    wow
    Is this old lady Hogan’s twin
    GROSS

  2. Kndza

    PAM!!!! YOUR TO FUCKING OLD TO DRESS LIKE A SKANK!!
    put on some fucking cloths please!!

  3. Bill Clinton

    Yuck…. in that next to last picture you can almost see her corn chute.

  4. rumble grumble gurgle roar

    imagine how that smells – dirty, old leather couch doused in Tommy Lee’s fave cologne and/or his “essence”

  5. Dee

    is she pregnant
    or just
    BLOATED from all the booze

  6. Thats a shame the hottest chick from just a few years ago is slowly shriveling in the face! but still in possession of a class A legs and a pretty snatch!

  7. mom

    i’d bang her

  8. momo

    i’d bang her

  9. momo

    i’d bang her

  10. Melissa

    Isn’t it a health risk to the world to wear those underwear around with that raging case of hep she’s got??? What if she leaves a snail trail and some dumb, unsuspecting asshole mops it up after her with his leg that just so happens to have a scratch on it… That would be the sux.

  11. Jess

    Is it George Stroumboulopoulos?

  12. Dylan and Brandon

    Mom put your pants on.

  13. timmy the dying boy

    Not leopard skin. I dunno wtf it is though, and I don’t want to study it any more than I have to.

  14. Deacon Jones

    Looking good sweetie

  15. Valkyrie

    # 24 LOL

    What do you expect. This is what happens when you rely on your looks, the quote ‘beauty is a short lived tyranny’ is true. A lot of men gave her a lot of power because they found her hot. Losing your youth and your looks when that’s what you rely on to get by and to feel worth- you cant let go.

    I find it sad.

  16. Testicle

    Testicle.

  17. Amandafoster

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  18. Ted from LA should be #69

    It just seems fitting. I really miss him. Come back Ted from LA. I miss you.

  19. Binky

    I agree # 68. This site blows. Where should we go now ? I can’t start a site for a while – but stay tuned.

  20. Kahlee

    She would look so much better if she grew back her eyebrows instead of drawing them on. It looks so plastic and cheap, even Pammy should know better.

  21. Channeling Ted from LA

    Binky,
    Ted from LA says you’re ready and able to start a new site. Ted from LA says if you’re ready, contact him. Send out an e-mail. I have an inside track to Ted from LA. You’ll be surprised how this plays out.

  22. yoyo

    another one of PETAs offensive adds.

  23. LargelyGay

    I worked with her at PETA. very nice lady. awesome arm tattoo too.

  24. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  25. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????

  26. Love the shoes. The rest of Pam’s outfit is just embarrassing.

  27. Knackered

    This chick I work with is her age – she used to model lingerie a few years back. She looks really hot; she’s looked after herself and unlike Pammie hasn’t got a knackered, leathery hide. Would definitely bone her given the chance, but her husband has a watchful eye. Douche.

  28. squirlgal1

    I’ll be damn, Pam actually makes Paris look somewhat normal.

  29. Binky

    What’s his e-mail #71 ?

  30. Why is it that photographers may not enter the “ten feet border” to take pictures, folks?
    IT’S THE AGE AND HER BODY-CONDITION?

  31. So, my friend Knee come over. Ok. I know he like snacks. So the wife and I provide – a little bit of popcorn.
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : Hi everybody – I’m over at ‘Frank’s’
    ‘Frank’ from 16th Floor: Right. But I can see Knee is a bit concerned. He worried about Global financial meltdown. And all his shares in ‘Jiffy Pop.” So I suggest after Mary Tyler Moore show we…to be continued….?

  32. lollipalooza

    Oh, God, Noooooo! Pam and Paris in the same building? Wouldn’t the noxious fumes from the crotch rot be incapacitating for normal humans? Isn’t there a law that states two whores of their calibur cannot meet in the same place at the same time due to some kind of vaginal implosion? Wouldn’t the poor innocent folks, standing around minding their own business be in danger of getting sucked into the Vaginal Vortex? Were they giving out Anti-STD survival kits? Were there any survivors? Oh God help you all…………….

  33. lollipalooza

    Oh, God, Noooooo! Pam and Paris in the same building? Wouldn’t the fumes from the crotch rot be incapacitating for normal humans? Isn’t there a law that states two whores of their calibur cannot meet in the same place at the same time due to some kind of vaginal implosion? Wouldn’t the poor innocent folks, standing around minding their own business be in danger of getting sucked into the Vaginal Vortex? Were they giving out Anti-STD survival kits? Were there any survivors? Oh God help you all…………….

  34. Aja

    Quit hating, she’s a good person basically.

  35. Testicle

    Testicle

  36. Aja

    Testicle

  37. Testicle

    Aja

  38. Aja

    I want to suck and fuck. Now, where has my donkey gone?

  39. Does Pamela Anderson remember she has children? And from what I can remember, they still aren’t old enough to be left alone while she tramps around with Paris Hilton, so… who is watching the kids? Maybe she and Tommy really ARE back together, which would explain why she’s wearing his tiger panties. Actually, I’m rooting for them…

    … but what are those things on her shoulder? Zits or liver spots? Has herpes mutated again?

  40. mmmuah

    #57 you must really hate your penis. Because it’s going byebye after you bang the horrific snatch of pammy anderson. cheers.

  41. I used to think she was gross, but now that gross-ness is attractive.

  42. Kell Kell

    If she could see what her ass looks like in those shorts, she would not wear them. You’re ass is getting older girl. Cover it up.

  43. SB

    i think she looks good.

  44. I’ve got hundreds of thousands of microscopic babies that would love to help exfoliate her face…

  45. Massa'

    If you look throughout history, the only time black people were useful and organized is when they were slaves. I say we bring back slavery and let the people who own the porch monkeys use their own discipline to keep the animals in line.

    Every other ethnic group has been able to come to America and thrive within a generation, (Asians, Indians, Arabs, Germans, Russians, Jews etc) with little or no help from anybody, especially the government. But blacks are just incapable of success, even with more help available to them from the gov’t then any other minority group. So the sooner we realize that Bobo’s are just an inferior species and stop trying to let them control their own lives, the better off we’ll be.

  46. Aja

    I’m a whore.

  47. hausfrau

    If Britney wore that outfit, people would be calling her crazy. For Pammy it’s just another day…

  48. #96 – Thank you (clapclapclapclap) thank you… and ladies and gentlemen, that concludes our lesson on how not to be funny and to be desparate enough to post idiocy to accomplish nothing at all (clapclapclapclap)…

    Next up: burning kittens with Zippos!

  49. Lola

    What a shame. What a horrible shame. I feel for those 2 boys of hers… To have this low-paid whore as a mother. They’re going to be the butt of jokes for years to come. What a damn shame

  50. Kndza

    OMG!! PUT SOME CLOTHS ON SKANK!!
    YOUR TO OLD TO DRESS LIKE your 15!!

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