Pamela Anderson is sheer elegance

December 7th, 2008 // 143 Comments

Pamela Anderson hit up an art gallery yesterday in Miami last night looking her just, wow, absolute classiest. I mean, heels with tiny leopard shorts that your ass hangs out of and one of Tommy Lee’s old hats? Jesus. I can only assume afterward she mounted a steed and went on a fox hunt with the Queen of England. Release the hounds! And then maybe the dogs, too, if you feel like it. Your call.

EDIT: NOT Fred Durst and added pics of Pamela inside the gallery. Someone explain to me how she was able to hug Paris Hilton without guys in HAZMAT suits busting down the door. What am I paying taxes for?

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Comments (143)

  1. lisa | December 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    not that hot

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  2. crazylady | December 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    The outfit is expected but Fred Durst?????!!!!!

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  3. Gemma | December 7, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    That’s Fred Durst?

    You’re shitting me.

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  4. mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 7, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    she does not get better w/ age

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  5. Jessie | December 7, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    uh…shorts? right. i think what really happened is she just forgot to put on pants. or thought that was a dress. ya know what? probably the latter, in which case, it’s longer than any she’s ever worn before

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  6. wheezer | December 7, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    thats when you know you’ve lost your mind.

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  7. jane | December 7, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    there is no way that is fred durst…

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  8. Powahs | December 7, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    Thats not fred durst….

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  9. JA | December 7, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    Who is Fred Durst? He looks like he could be Pam-slut’s son.

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  10. Jimmy Jim | December 7, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    I’m guessing superficial writers havent been to miami, she’s actually overdressed.

    and superficial writer’s can’t even research enough to see that art basel is going on in miami, probably the biggest art exhibition of the year in the US.

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  11. Jones | December 7, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    That’s not Fred Durst. I’ve met the guy. He looks much older than that dude in the pic.

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  12. spamfighter | December 7, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    OK, maybe art galleries in Miami aren’t the classiest thing but LEAVE … PAMELA … ALONE!

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  13. jc | December 7, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    That is NOT Fred Durst….. get your facts straight.

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  14. jc | December 7, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    That is NOT Fred Durst….. get your facts straight.

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  15. jc | December 7, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    That is NOT Fred Durst….. get your facts straight.

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  16. jus' me y'all | December 7, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    no comments on the campbell’s soup-label purse?

    i don’t understand how anyone could wear a knit cap in miami. i couldn’t even wear a baseball cap in tampa — too hot! but the real question is, how can she think that enhances her “ensemble”?? i bet she went dumpster diving outside goodwill to put her outfit together.

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  17. Holly | December 7, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    That is literally the worst ensemble of clothes and accessories that I’ve ever seen. It is an insult to anyone with sight. It might even be an insult to blind people, it is so bad. Wait… I’ll check with the National Federation of the Blind now…. Yeah, they’re offended, too.

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  18. Nicole | December 7, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    She’s got a big belly in the 5th pic…pregnant? Maybe she’ll abort this one too.

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  19. Fred Douche | December 7, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Nasty, filthy, disgusting, slutty, no talent, whore, cocksucker. Pamela too.

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  20. dre | December 7, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    You couldn’t faze her vag with a softball bat; you might lose it in there.

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  21. Jimmy Jim | December 7, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    #16, the cambells soup label was designed by andy warhol, kinda a pioneer in pop-art. learn something sometime.

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  22. Jen | December 7, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Fred Durst has tattoos all over his arms. This guy lacks them.

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  23. Bum | December 7, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Somebody needs an asshole waxing!

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  24. Dumbass | December 7, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    # 21, DUMBASS, Andy Warhol didnt DESIGN the Campbell’s soup label, he just utilized them in one of his pieces. Maybe you should learn something sometime.

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  25. mimi | December 7, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    PLEASE put some clothes on this woman!

    Someone needs to tell her she cannot pull off this look anymore.

    You are getting OLDER Pamela…

    … face the facts and get some self respect!

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  26. Max Planck | December 7, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Can I be the only one who feels like throwing up?

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  27. Stiles | December 7, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Now she just looks like a tranny…

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  28. king crackhead | December 7, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Even I would be afraid of the diseases that trashy whore has.

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  29. Jennifer | December 7, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    #25: Her age has little to do with it. Her face looks like she drinks more alcohol than water (and has over-tanned for entirely too long), she has somewhat let her body go to rot, and was never that attractive to begin with.

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  30. Ardgelina | December 7, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    her legs r amazing especially for an old hag

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  31. Ardgelina | December 7, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    omg i just noticed that super cute clutch!

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  32. CJ | December 7, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Sophia Loren COULD have pulled a stunt like this…hell, she could do it today and hold her own against these slutty hags…but she has something unheard of now….class.

    Sick of seeing old hags like Pamela and Madonna strut their ugly, over-played bodies in public…but then they were only in it for the money to begin with so they can’t be faulted for NEVER having had class to begin with, I suppose.

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  33. f you men | December 7, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    I can see her herpes outbreak

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  34. Bob | December 7, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    Scary… There comes a time when people must realize they aren’t in their 20′s anymore…

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com

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  35. Rough Daddy | December 7, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Fabulous fleshy fun for the ass lover in you! even though shes getting a little sour, that is a nice treat for the eyes!!!

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  36. hudd | December 7, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    she was so much better looking when she was introducing Tim the Tool Man Taylor.

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  37. Jackson'shole | December 7, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    #36 pretty much every woman is better looking at 20 than at 40. I know I was.

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  38. eric | December 7, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    I still wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

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  39. Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so funny!!! | December 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Oh, come on, this is some kind of a joke. No one could possibly be this nasty looking at her age.

    The only good picture is the one of Pam with her ass up in the air. In that one you don’t have to see her disfigured chest.

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  40. Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so funny!!! | December 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Oh, come on, this is some kind of a joke. No one could possibly be this nasty looking at her age.

    The only good picture is the one of Pam with her ass up in the air. In that one you don’t have to see her disfigured chest.

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  41. Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so funny!!! | December 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Oh, come on, this is some kind of a joke. No one could possibly be this nasty looking at her age.

    The only good picture is the one of Pam with her ass up in the air. In that one you don’t have to see her disfigured chest.

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  42. mmm | December 7, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    i just threw up a little in my mouth

    old leathered and OMG she needs some butt lipo!

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  43. Tammy | December 7, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    I actually think she’s going for the homeless look.

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  44. bop | December 7, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    She is gross. She is definitely on some type of drug.

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  45. Laurie | December 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Its David LaChapelle not Fred Durst!

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  46. Laurie | December 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Its David LaChapelle not Fred Durst!

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  47. lindary | December 7, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

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  48. lindary | December 7, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

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  49. Bill Clinton | December 7, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    .

    Yuck… in the next to last picture you can almost see her corn chute.

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  50. my comment | December 7, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    I’m kind of liking her shoes.

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