Pamela Anderson is sheer elegance

December 7th, 2008 // 146 Comments

Pamela Anderson hit up an art gallery yesterday in Miami last night looking her just, wow, absolute classiest. I mean, heels with tiny leopard shorts that your ass hangs out of and one of Tommy Lee’s old hats? Jesus. I can only assume afterward she mounted a steed and went on a fox hunt with the Queen of England. Release the hounds! And then maybe the dogs, too, if you feel like it. Your call.

EDIT: NOT Fred Durst and added pics of Pamela inside the gallery. Someone explain to me how she was able to hug Paris Hilton without guys in HAZMAT suits busting down the door. What am I paying taxes for?

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  1. lisa

    not that hot

  2. The outfit is expected but Fred Durst?????!!!!!

  3. Gemma

    That’s Fred Durst?

    You’re shitting me.

  4. she does not get better w/ age

  5. Jessie

    uh…shorts? right. i think what really happened is she just forgot to put on pants. or thought that was a dress. ya know what? probably the latter, in which case, it’s longer than any she’s ever worn before

  6. wheezer

    thats when you know you’ve lost your mind.

  7. jane

    there is no way that is fred durst…

  8. Powahs

    Thats not fred durst….

  9. JA

    Who is Fred Durst? He looks like he could be Pam-slut’s son.

  10. Jimmy Jim

    I’m guessing superficial writers havent been to miami, she’s actually overdressed.

    and superficial writer’s can’t even research enough to see that art basel is going on in miami, probably the biggest art exhibition of the year in the US.

  11. That’s not Fred Durst. I’ve met the guy. He looks much older than that dude in the pic.

  12. OK, maybe art galleries in Miami aren’t the classiest thing but LEAVE … PAMELA … ALONE!

  13. jc

    That is NOT Fred Durst….. get your facts straight.

  14. jc

    That is NOT Fred Durst….. get your facts straight.

  15. jc

    That is NOT Fred Durst….. get your facts straight.

  16. jus' me y'all

    no comments on the campbell’s soup-label purse?

    i don’t understand how anyone could wear a knit cap in miami. i couldn’t even wear a baseball cap in tampa — too hot! but the real question is, how can she think that enhances her “ensemble”?? i bet she went dumpster diving outside goodwill to put her outfit together.

  17. Holly

    That is literally the worst ensemble of clothes and accessories that I’ve ever seen. It is an insult to anyone with sight. It might even be an insult to blind people, it is so bad. Wait… I’ll check with the National Federation of the Blind now…. Yeah, they’re offended, too.

  18. Nicole

    She’s got a big belly in the 5th pic…pregnant? Maybe she’ll abort this one too.

  19. Fred Douche

    Nasty, filthy, disgusting, slutty, no talent, whore, cocksucker. Pamela too.

  20. dre

    You couldn’t faze her vag with a softball bat; you might lose it in there.

  21. Jimmy Jim

    #16, the cambells soup label was designed by andy warhol, kinda a pioneer in pop-art. learn something sometime.

  22. Jen

    Fred Durst has tattoos all over his arms. This guy lacks them.

  23. Bum

    Somebody needs an asshole waxing!

  24. Dumbass

    # 21, DUMBASS, Andy Warhol didnt DESIGN the Campbell’s soup label, he just utilized them in one of his pieces. Maybe you should learn something sometime.

  25. mimi

    PLEASE put some clothes on this woman!

    Someone needs to tell her she cannot pull off this look anymore.

    You are getting OLDER Pamela…

    … face the facts and get some self respect!

  26. Max Planck

    Can I be the only one who feels like throwing up?

  27. Stiles

    Now she just looks like a tranny…

  28. king crackhead

    Even I would be afraid of the diseases that trashy whore has.

  29. Jennifer

    #25: Her age has little to do with it. Her face looks like she drinks more alcohol than water (and has over-tanned for entirely too long), she has somewhat let her body go to rot, and was never that attractive to begin with.

  30. Ardgelina

    her legs r amazing especially for an old hag

  31. Ardgelina

    omg i just noticed that super cute clutch!

  32. CJ

    Sophia Loren COULD have pulled a stunt like this…hell, she could do it today and hold her own against these slutty hags…but she has something unheard of now….class.

    Sick of seeing old hags like Pamela and Madonna strut their ugly, over-played bodies in public…but then they were only in it for the money to begin with so they can’t be faulted for NEVER having had class to begin with, I suppose.

  33. f you men

    I can see her herpes outbreak

  34. Bob

    Scary… There comes a time when people must realize they aren’t in their 20′s anymore…

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com

  35. Fabulous fleshy fun for the ass lover in you! even though shes getting a little sour, that is a nice treat for the eyes!!!

  36. hudd

    she was so much better looking when she was introducing Tim the Tool Man Taylor.

  37. Jackson'shole

    #36 pretty much every woman is better looking at 20 than at 40. I know I was.

  38. eric

    I still wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

  39. Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so funny!!!

    Oh, come on, this is some kind of a joke. No one could possibly be this nasty looking at her age.

    The only good picture is the one of Pam with her ass up in the air. In that one you don’t have to see her disfigured chest.

  40. Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so funny!!!

    Oh, come on, this is some kind of a joke. No one could possibly be this nasty looking at her age.

    The only good picture is the one of Pam with her ass up in the air. In that one you don’t have to see her disfigured chest.

  41. Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so funny!!!

    Oh, come on, this is some kind of a joke. No one could possibly be this nasty looking at her age.

    The only good picture is the one of Pam with her ass up in the air. In that one you don’t have to see her disfigured chest.

  42. mmm

    i just threw up a little in my mouth

    old leathered and OMG she needs some butt lipo!

  43. Tammy

    I actually think she’s going for the homeless look.

  44. bop

    She is gross. She is definitely on some type of drug.

  45. Laurie

    Its David LaChapelle not Fred Durst!

  46. Laurie

    Its David LaChapelle not Fred Durst!

  47. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  48. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  49. Bill Clinton

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    Yuck… in the next to last picture you can almost see her corn chute.

  50. my comment

    I’m kind of liking her shoes.

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