Pamela Anderson is really shy

July 14th, 2006 // 73 Comments

  1. ptprez

    HEY BANANA-FUCK…

    you and osh have a common goal…

    you both want to meet guys with medium to large cocks…

    so be nice to her…FAGGOT…

  2. Astriastar

    Is that a weightlifting belt she’s wearing? She’s a fashion pioneer!

  3. cruzin333

    I’m sorry to say this (well, not really…) but in that last picture, Pam really looks like she used to be a man. Think that’s what her son will grow up to look like?

  4. ptprez

    …and i would fuck pam every legal or illegal way possible…

    …i’m just afraid of tasting tommy lee and kid rock…

  5. bunnyhugger

    i stand by my comment in the “pam in her bikini” thread.
    those nips are like colorforms. she take’s ‘em off and re-sticks them wherever they suit her fancy on any given day.

    only i think they are more like those suction (get it? suction?) cups you use to stick little annoyingly cutesy things on your windows. y’know, so drunk auntie boo-boo doesn’t walk thru the sliding glass door??
    sorry. they have me hypnotised.

    and, please stop feeding the trolls. it only makes them more bloated and gassy, which is disturbing to everyone.

  6. yuckyfresh

    her nipples look 2 inches higher than they are supposed to be, and a little lopsided….

  7. ptprez

    55

    sorry…i just came off the golf course, had a few pints, and just let off steam…

    …but i’d still fuck the “tool-time” girl…(tool-time..hee-hee)

  8. Her boobs are like that boil on that one kid’s face on the Fairly Oddparents…they’re controlling her brain.

    “Obey, Pam! You don’t need to put pants on, just put on those boots. Of course you’re still hot enough to show that much skin. Wait, no, don’t put that thick bra on, I can’t see! Pam, Pam, damn it…

    All right, you want to play? You now think Hoff is the hottest man ever. You would kill for the Hoff….”

    Pam Anderson and The Hoff in Barbed Wire 2: Revenge of the Silicone.

  9. bunnyhugger

    @57.
    i know. i think even i fed one yesterday.

    “tool time”

    nice one.

  10. Nipples are cool. Did these pics come from Pam’s publicist?

  11. annie

    Yeah, she likes to show her boobs. That’s no news.

    But what is that ugly thing around her waist?! Is thas fashion? Or is it [insert something witty here, for I have none]?

  12. MeganNorrisHasselhoff

    Her nose is cute.

  13. libtard

    @61
    I think that thing around her waist is actually one of those little collar/leash things that people use to keep track of their kids in a crowd. The creepy stalker guy is holding the leash to prevent Pam’s helium-filled breasts from lifting her into orbit.

  14. When she she going to stop dressing like a 2 cent whore?

  15. Sir Psycho Sexy

    54. Don’t forget Scott Baio, Bret Michaels, Sylvester Stallone, Dean Caine, Kelly Slater, Ben Affleck, Fred Durst, Stephen Dorff, … I wonder if you’d taste the Hepatitis C?

  16. NunoH

    Talk about a MILF!!!

  17. The title of this should be, “Pamela Anderson can’t dress.” I mean, what is that?

  18. slinkhard

    The SF guy’s obsession with Pamela Anderson’s kids (ZOMG, after having children, sometimes women still want to have sex! And their tits don’t just drop off, either!) is kinda starting to freak me out.

  19. biatcho

    I keep hearing stories in the news about new ways of making secret agent-type weapons, such as cell phones that are really guns. You take one look at those nips and tell me they are not laser beams that will be used to hypnotize & eventually kill each & every one of us execution style.

  20. ok obviously she dresses like that on purpose because she wants attention. shes an attention-whore, thats why she got those boobs in the first place. personally, i dont think shes a bad person. she just likes looking like a wannabe barbie. now leave her alone and go attack someone else. like britney spears or something….

  21. WouldntYouLikeToKnow

    Pam does have some nice ass legs though!!!!!

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