Pamela Anderson is really shy

July 14th, 2006 // 73 Comments
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Comments (73)

  1. Fugurself | July 14, 2006 at 12:25 pm

    I am getting tired of those fake boobs.

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  2. eatmyass_sherry-co | July 14, 2006 at 12:25 pm

    Here’s a shit for you.

    I didn’t have two to give.

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  3. Fugurself | July 14, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    Pam should go to the Middle East, fuck all those Hezbollah crazies and bring about world peace. Then PETA will be called:

    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Asses

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  4. rudesauce | July 14, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    Her nipples are totally displaced. They look like they’re positioned for use as sattelite dishes so George W. can track those tits wherever they are.

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  5. jrzmommy | July 14, 2006 at 12:31 pm

    JEEZE LOUISE!! One of her nipples just poked my eye out through my monitor. Jesus Pam.

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  6. Grobpilot | July 14, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    Who’s the lowbrow, brain dead-looking guy following her around? Must be the personal stalker she takes wherever she goes. Just to keep things interesting.

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  7. Spindoc | July 14, 2006 at 12:33 pm

    I can’t believe that the Superficial staff has missed the most important news story of the year.

    http://news.aol.com/entertainment/tv/articles/_a/mr-t-sheds-his-goldchains/20060714065109990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

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  8. Populist | July 14, 2006 at 12:33 pm

    Has some enterprising plastic surgeon invented nipple implants? Because Pam is just the kind of customer to get them.

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  9. Triumph Insult Dog | July 14, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    Face it, we love Pam. How can you not? She’s the closest thing to a sexy hot cartoon character that you’re gonna get!

    I guarantee you that if she was around you, she would draw you into her like a black hole!

    Hmmm, there’s a joke in there somewhere…

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  10. bagofmouth | July 14, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    well, it looks like she’s already saddled up and ready to go!

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  11. jrzmommy | July 14, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    How come there are hardly any stories about guys? Aside from stupid fucking TCLTC, who have we had in the line of guys? The HOFF, Rob Schneider and K-Fag. Can we get a nudie (or near-nudie) shot of Beckham or Fabio Cannavaro or some eye-candy for the ladies?? Just a little?

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  12. pop | July 14, 2006 at 12:42 pm

    she’s looking more and more like a tranny every day….a tranny’s whose ass i’d tap!

    http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

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  13. jemsinamood | July 14, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    Wow only 12 remarks? What’s up with that? You all at lunch? Entertain me dammit!

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  14. ning_ning | July 14, 2006 at 12:54 pm

    I love looking at pictures of pam, It makes me feel good to know I’m still only 33…

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  15. funkygoldmedallions | July 14, 2006 at 12:57 pm

    Mr. Announcer Man: “These pictures come to you in Skanko-vision!”

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  16. bigponie | July 14, 2006 at 12:57 pm

    the army can use those boobies in the front lines, I hear there’s kevlar in it.

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  17. UNWASHEDMASSES | July 14, 2006 at 12:58 pm

    Desperation, in the face of advancing age, is a sorry, sorry thing. I would venture to guess her two boys either have hardcore Oedipal fantasies, or turn out raging queens. She is, to put it succinctly, a pig.

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  18. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 14, 2006 at 1:00 pm

    God, I am so tired of seeing Pamela Anderson’s breasts. This whole thing is just getting old and she really just doesn’t do it for me anymore. I mean I am so sick of her running around with her tits out. Sick and tired.
    Ahem.

    And I also hate free alcohol and money and I’m not a slut.

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  19. Iambananas | July 14, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    THE
    BANANA
    IS
    BACK
    !
    I
    KNOW
    YOU
    STUPID
    RETARDS
    MISSED
    ME
    BECAUSE
    YOU’RE
    SO
    OBSESSED
    .
    I’VE
    EVEN
    BEEN
    GETTING
    E
    -
    MAILS
    !
    !
    WONDERING
    WHERE
    I
    AM
    !
    YOU
    KNOW
    WHAT


    ON
    PAM

    WHAT’S
    COVERED
    UP
    IS
    SEXIER
    THAN
    JUST
    SHOWING
    IT
    ALL
    TO
    THE
    WORLD
    .
    .
    .
    WHAT
    MAN
    WANTS
    A
    GIRL
    THAT
    THE
    WHOLE
    WORLD’S
    SEEM
    HER
    TA
    TAS
    ?

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  20. Solaera | July 14, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    I agree with the first poster. I have always kinda liked ol’ Pammy, but geez…her ubiquitous boobs are starting to get on my nerves. And really she shouldn’t be so proud of those things. She’s got some seriously fucked up frankennipples. I saw a picture of them somewhere and they appear to have so much scar tissue built up around the areola that the areola are actually raised up all around and her nips have this perpetually hard, gnawed-on look. I don’t know if that is the result of all the implants or it was done deliberately so her nips show through every garment she wears, but god they are nasty looking.

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  21. Iambananas | July 14, 2006 at 1:05 pm

    oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    YOU’RE
    REALLY
    NOT
    FUNNY
    .

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  22. the governor of jennsylvania | July 14, 2006 at 1:06 pm

    Really, I’m more disturbed by her PETA-friendly boots in the St. Tropez heat.

    Because pleather?

    Does not breathe.

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  23. justlikehoney1 | July 14, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    Why is she wearing Captain Jack Sparrow’s belt & boots?

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  24. jrzmommy | July 14, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    18–Now, consider Tommy Lee is their father, too…..Okay….so, For Dylan and Brandon (are those her kids’ names–like 90210 people? Fuck. Fine, add that little stigmatism into the mix then)
    One is gonna be a sexual predator/serial killer. He’s gonna go after the whoriest bustiest blonde strippers and mangle the everliving shit out of them as he wears a long blonde wig. He will tattoo each of his victims…mommy was a whore.
    The other one is gonna be known as Sparkles LaRue, transvestite burlesque entertainer extrodinairre!! He’s going to come roaring out on the stage on a Harley Chopper in full ass-less leather regalia and sing naughty versions of Motley Crue songs.

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  25. xavierh | July 14, 2006 at 1:10 pm

    The little pooch of a belly visible in shot #4 is possibly the only real part of her body at this point, and I wouldn’t give it two weeks before it’s gone also.

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  26. jane's eyre | July 14, 2006 at 1:12 pm

    Poor Pammy always looks like she’s walking around in a drunken stupor. I know, because I’m very familiar with that walk. I’m also familiar with the crackleture of the inside of the toilet bowl.

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  27. bigponie | July 14, 2006 at 1:12 pm

    you know, if i were stuck in an island with any one woman in the world it would have to be pamela

    those ballons are great floatation devices…

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  28. sharkbite | July 14, 2006 at 1:12 pm

    Oh, there is just something about Pammy that makes me love her. Even if she’s starting to show her age.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

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  29. ValeWolf | July 14, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    Men never get it right when they get their sex change operation.

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  30. jrzmommy | July 14, 2006 at 1:15 pm

    Or one of her kids will become a complete masochist and go to work for Naomi Campbell.

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  31. jane's eyre | July 14, 2006 at 1:16 pm

    DANG, I didn’t even see that 5th picture! Her nips are trying to surface for air, or something.

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  32. francesfarmer | July 14, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    Her and Victoria Beckham are like two old hoes in a pod, they only show off their legs cause they’re the only part of their body left without stretch marks, and the skin that you see has had work on it one way or another. Pamela needs a good swift kick in the ass from Tommy Lee again or something

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  33. jackspratling | July 14, 2006 at 1:24 pm

    # 24– Sparkles LaRue indeed. Both Dylan and Brandon will turn out exactly as you said, plus the boys will be so well endowed they could club a baby seal to death.

    – exposure to silicone in the womb will do that, I hear.

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  34. rudesauce | July 14, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    20-My mind’s eye just puked…If that’s possible.

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  35. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 14, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    Banana-faggot:
    I’m not trying to be funny. I’m trying to meet rich single guys with large cocks. They don’t have to be single, either. And medium-sized cocks will be acceptable.

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  36. krisdylee | July 14, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    Ah, jeez, this is embarrassing. um, Pam? Yeah, uh, you forgot your pants… er What? oh, you meant to do that?

    Oh, right, it’s Pamela “The Haggard Cunt Who Still Thinks She’s Hot and Walks Around Imagining Everyone Has A Raging Hard-on Just From Looking At Her” Anderson.

    My bad.

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  37. jrzdaddy | July 14, 2006 at 1:39 pm

    jrzmommy has already posted 4 times. You have really got to be fucking kidding me. I can’t even make a quirky comment here, you just truly are a pitiful and in need of more attention than Terri Schiavo a week before she died. Please, for the love of Christ, stop posting so much. Or at least be funny when you post. You really get under the skin of 90% of the people here, they just don’t want to say it and turn this into a cat fight. Please, relax the refresh button, and settle down.

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  38. RichPort | July 14, 2006 at 1:39 pm

    Pam “the human blow up doll” gets a pass… nice way to end the week. Her see-thru shirt can kick Aguilera’s see-thru shirt any day of the week!!!

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  39. jrzmommy | July 14, 2006 at 1:42 pm

    The fourth picture, Pam is humming and kinda happily singing a sweet little song that goes a little like this:
    Oh, I’ve got big boobs la la la la la Big Boobs in Monaco la la la la la big big happy rock hard boobies dee dee dee hmm mmm good morning nipples! la la la la nipples are fun la la la

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  40. DancingQueen | July 14, 2006 at 1:43 pm

    Will someone please tell me what is up with the hair twirling thing in the 4th and 9th pics? Is there anything worse than someone playing w/their hair? Hate that!

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  41. jrzmommy | July 14, 2006 at 1:43 pm

    oops, my tampon just fell out and landed in spot number 37. sorry.

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  42. jrzdaddy | July 14, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    6 posts out of 41. #41 was actually funny though.

    And we all know you haven’t used a tampon since menopause.

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  43. jFp | July 14, 2006 at 1:52 pm

    looks like she couldn’t breath so she cut the Belt off.

    the Belt was covering some flab……

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  44. hendero | July 14, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    the guy in the camouflage shorts in pic 4 (the French are sooo stylish) is saying to his kid, “You zee zat, Henri-Michel, zat is what your Daddy played wiz his pee pee over before you were born. Sacre bleu!”

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  45. HollyJ | July 14, 2006 at 2:07 pm

    That’s not a belt. That’s a truss for her back, so she can continue to walk upright with those huge melons.

    And those aren’t nipples. That’s where she re-inflates them with new concrete when they don’t look full enough to suit her.

    Keep up people!

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  46. Weez_theunemployable | July 14, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    Looks like she smuggling illegal aliens underneathe her shirt.

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  47. Craig & "em" | July 14, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    Her nipples actually stand taller than the guy standing next to Janet Jackson!

    It’s Amazing!

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  48. Spindoc | July 14, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    I didn’t know they sold crocodile skin, body stockings.

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  49. sheabrizzle | July 14, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    Does it bother anyone else that she’s wearing suede, knee-high boots in the middle of summer? Even worse that most of the goons following behind her have one sandals.
    It just occurred to me that maybe no one even looks at her shoes!

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  50. lovelylayla | July 14, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    @37 She’s a hell of a lot funnier than you are, 20 of hers to maybe 1 of yours. Get over your obsession, take some meds, something other than creepy stalker.

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