Pamela Anderson is really bashful

#49 – That’s okay… I’ll just spit on it. That seems to work everytime.

She refuses to acknowledge life’s basic truths. She has hep–she shouldn’t drink. She is too old to dress like Halloween’s ‘sexy secretary,’ so she should wear something sleeker…

ugh

Pam still got it!

Pam – here’s a tip. If you want to be modest – WEAR A SKIRT THAT IS ACTUALLY A SKIRT AND NOT A NIGHTIE! It’s still OK and somewhat sexy to wear a skirt that comes to the middle of the thigh IMHO.
She did do all of us a favor though. Can you imagine all of us hurling simultaneously as we viewed her “stretched out beyond all usability by Tommy Lee & childbirth, hepatitis C – herpetitis P infested” vagina? Her “taint” is most likely gone, and her labia probably goes all the way to her belly button by now.

Richport, shouldn’t she hock a big loogie on in typical porn-queen fashion instead?

#55 – Much like the answer to “But won’t your dick burn after?” or “Are you planning on wearing three condoms?”, isn’t that a given?

RichPort… 15 years ago I would have been able to throw her a load of throat yoghurt while watching History channel specials on the Holocost. She had a mighty vag in those days. However, these days are gone. Neither the presence of Idol nor Pammie will allow me to maintain an erection… In fact, what once was visual viagra is now penile Kryptonite… The glory days are over Pammie…. Please stop…

Pete, my penis betrays me constantly… Damn you zipper dragon!!! Damn you to hell!!!! (say hi to Wally for me and tell him to get my room ready)

Me and jrzmommy at the wake…
“So did you hear how RichPort died?”
“Yeah, I heard his penis betrayed him….”
“Damn, that penis… He was taken before his time…”

On second thought, I think I’ll just spit on the little gecko and rub one out, while thinking of Wally, …

“Here lizard, lizard, lizard.”

Yo quiero Taco Bell, y RPLTC, muy mucho!

She’s such a potsex and so yfox

is it a leather bag!!?
Shes such an hypocrite…
Her ugly big fake tits doeesnt fit with her body size…and she still have the same porn star look after all these years…it will be funny to see her at 50!!!

pam is lookin old and like her and hef would make a better couple than hef and holly. her hand skin is frightening.

#61
(Crickets)

LOL @ #44

65. If you’ve got a family of crotch crickets living in that cavern you call a vagina, see a fucking doctor, skank. Damn, …

Mother of the Year

She looks like a train wreck, but I’d still hit it.

#67 – That’s REALLY Original DamYELL! You must be Mensa material.
More like a modern art masterpiece. Did your parents have any children that lived?

Fake tits bordering on the grotesque, astoundingly horrible eye makeup, the smile of an imbecile, and hair that needs re-dying.

Give me that good ol’ trailer-trashette Britney any day! At least she’s real…..uummmm kind of.

Well I think she looks really good, th0ough I’m not a fan of the fake boobs or the overplucked brows.
Only 12 year olds think 38 is old.

video from party
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUBFjZtVsN0

PAM NEEDS TO CLOSE THOSE LEGS. YOU CAN DRIVE A BOAT SHOW THROUGH THERE! OR MY DICK, BUT HEY I DON’T WANT TO FUCK WITH ANYONE WHO HAS HEP C. YUMMMMMM

yeah, i’m not sure if wearing something so revealing in the first place counts as bashful

Pam is awesome. At least she’s trying to not look like a drunken skank. If it was Lindsay or Britney she would have called the paps and paid them to take pictures of her crotch.