Here’s PETA advocate Pamela Anderson, who not too long ago protested outside a KFC, opening up the Sapphire Steakhouse and Gentleman’s Club in New York City last night. But, hey, we’re in a recession and principles don’t pay for hepatitis meds. That said, what was the thought process in inviting Pamela Anderson? Besides finding someone who looks like she peeled herself off the floor just in time for her diner shift. Or did I pretty much nail it right there?
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bp | April 28, 2009 at 11:25 am
Haha she loves it, what a bitch. :D
Sportsdvl | April 28, 2009 at 11:27 am
Wow, she was never “pretty” but she is downright scary looking now!
The One Who Knows | April 28, 2009 at 11:32 am
Looks like her face and tits are heading south for the winter. Oh well, another DB going out to the pasture to graze. MMMMOOOOOOOOOO
RichPort's Ghost | April 28, 2009 at 11:34 am
That barbed wire is starting to sag a bit…
But I’d still ram that like an out of control Dodge…
WTF | April 28, 2009 at 11:36 am
EEEEwwwww.
Janey | April 28, 2009 at 11:37 am
Pam apparently has an issue on whether to Tuck or Untuck. Here’s a tip Pam:
Don’t wear white shorts that show off your decrepit Gunt. And, going out on a limb here, maybe brush your fucking hair.
yo | April 28, 2009 at 11:38 am
from what corner of the trailer park did this skank emerge. half her shirt is tucked in and the other half is hanging out. you can see her bra and her shorts are cutting circulation off in her legs. total fucking mess. why wouldnt someone sit her down and say pammy, ya look like shit.
JPRichardson | April 28, 2009 at 11:38 am
“She was never pretty” HAHAHA!!
Fuck off!!!!!!
Paul | April 28, 2009 at 11:38 am
I think her PETA work is great, but she should dress sexy and not cheap.
Zanna | April 28, 2009 at 11:40 am
@6 – tuck or untuck…she needs a nip/tuck.
I’m going to go lay out in the sun now because obviously, spray tans are bad for your skin.
U.N. | April 28, 2009 at 11:43 am
She has a tortured look. Lot of that going around these days.
Objection sustained | April 28, 2009 at 11:43 am
Aw man! I’m trying to eat lunch here!!
Zanna | April 28, 2009 at 11:47 am
She’s the reason for swine flu.
Stunned and Amazed | April 28, 2009 at 11:49 am
No shit, I seriously thought that all entertainers lived lives based on a firm moral compass, founded on a deep education in philosophy, economics, sociology, and comparative religions.
Only then did they decide that they wanted to take off their clothes for the camera, take drugs by the fistful, etc.
What are you going to tell me next, that Bill Maher is not a Ph.D. in Political Economics? That Bruce Springsteen is just some guy who knows how to make music?
SHUT UP!
real-vegans-hate-peta | April 28, 2009 at 11:50 am
Damn. She looks like an old catchers mitt.
Jeezy | April 28, 2009 at 11:54 am
Ugh… looking rough.
sad | April 28, 2009 at 11:55 am
In that video where he was drunk, semi-incoherent, and unable to eat a hamburger, David Hasselhoff looked better.
Kelley | April 28, 2009 at 11:56 am
Yikes … time to cover most of that up … and have those hideous basketballs, er, implants, removed. She looks like she’s been dragged through a hedge backward.
E! | April 28, 2009 at 11:58 am
These pictures were taken right before she started flirting with the owner and then suddenly burp-vomitted on him.
dirk | April 28, 2009 at 11:59 am
Sooooo, I guess snorting coke, staying drunk, and getting rammed by huge cocks daily isn’t good for the aging process?
gag | April 28, 2009 at 12:00 pm
she looks like a piece of shit ran over twice. i thought celebs had some kind of glam team. stylists and shit. what happened. she looks used. yes used is a good word for pam.
grobpilot | April 28, 2009 at 12:01 pm
The bottom of my fucking tennis shoe looks better
Galtacticus | April 28, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Holy shit! I would almost think it’s photoshopped.I’m afraid it is but in her favour.
Kim Kardashian | April 28, 2009 at 12:02 pm
“getting rammed by huge cocks daily”
So she prefers black men too?! My kinda girl!
Darth | April 28, 2009 at 12:04 pm
She isn’t even that old.Some people just don’t age well.
Where's Darkwing Duck? | April 28, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I wonder what her purse is made of? Looks like leather. Perhaps they used the excess from her surgeries to create it, that’s animal friendly.
Jake | April 28, 2009 at 12:11 pm
This reveals the myth of the MILF. With the right lighting and clothes and makeup, sure, older women can appear to be fuckable. If you’re drunk and high and they’re frantic for a good fuck (they all are, after endless boring years with Chubby Hubby), the sex can be pretty good. But then when you see her naked in clear lighting, hoooooboy, good luck trying to drink away those memories: sags, stretch marks, discolorations, hair where it shouldn’t be, skin that would look very nice…on an elephant. Pam has done the “Before (fucking)” pictures many times and looked pretty hot. All we’re seeing here is the “After (fucking)” look. That’s why you’ve got to go for the young hotties, not the busted mommies.
GuyHolly | April 28, 2009 at 12:12 pm
this is what happens when you’re ridden like a carvnival ride by every loser Rocker out there.
BHJ | April 28, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Not in these, but in most pics you see her wearing those damn Ugs, which I think are made out of baby seal skin.
Also, Pam Anderson is the best example of why Marylin Monroe killed herself. She saw the end coming and it looked like Pam.
RichPort's Ghost | April 28, 2009 at 12:16 pm
#10 – Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After my second bottle of Chianti, I hope to get Wine Flu…
Jackson Ocho | April 28, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Addictive game – http://mudslider.mybrute.com
LOL @ 14.
Amir | April 28, 2009 at 12:19 pm
The best story today is all the New Yorkers STILL crying about a plane that flew over Manhattan. They say they’ve got post traumatic stress disorder and the flyover was very hurtful and made them scared. So I propose that we all contribute to a fund to buy New Yorkers extra diapers:
http://www.spinelesspussies.com
These poor people are crying and wetting themselves. Won’t you please help?
porky pork | April 28, 2009 at 12:22 pm
me thinks that she was obviously a good fuck before, and that now that she has to compensate for her decay she probably IS an amazing perverted athlete in bed.
now, how many of you, having seen everywhere on ze internet the video in chich you could see her performances of the past, would pass on the opportunity to have even more “open” sex with her?
com’on, be honest. you perverts!
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Wu Long Tea | April 28, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I am completely honest with my criticism to Pamela Anderson. I do not like her, but I just got really disgusted with Pamela Anderson’s remarks about Jessica Simpson. Anyway I expect that people will criticize me for my opinion and that’s fine. It’s your constitutional right to criticize me as it is my right to criticize Pamela Anderson.
Zanna | April 28, 2009 at 12:25 pm
@30- Rich!!!!!!!!! I want to have a Swine Flu Bar-B-Q this weekend. Take the FUNGWAH!
the world according to ROUGH! | April 28, 2009 at 12:25 pm
#27 if you can get past the face and the saggy skin in other areas (i cant do it) the Cooch stays pretty well preserved…
Rod | April 28, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Just an FYI here, she protested KFC because of their inhumane treatment of animals, not simply because they serve meat. This steakhouse could be different in their treatment of their eventual meals. Not a PETA supporter, just clearing up some inaccurate comparisons.
That being said, she’s an advocate for vegetarianism, so yeah, it’s still pretty hypocritical.
Zanna | April 28, 2009 at 12:27 pm
@33 – It would be “open” alright…like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
RichPort's Ghost | April 28, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Zanna, I’ll bring the protective masks and anything latex that may be required. I trust Guy will don the gimp mask as per tradition? And if Jrz “forgets” the gimlets again this year, I’ll go all types af Chu on her…
i am no one | April 28, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Wow. Holy wow. So how how is she on the Death Ticker? She looks like she OD’d on the way to the event, hence the tucking issue, the “bird tried to nest in my hair” hair, and the eyes rolling in her head. Someone should stage an intervention for her kids sake.
marme | April 28, 2009 at 12:33 pm
holy pain pills!!! she looks rough…..next celebrity rehab?!!!!
porky pork | April 28, 2009 at 12:35 pm
@ 41
indeed, zanna, indeed. but still…
the world according to ROUGH! | April 28, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Pam party harder than a co ed in heat on spring break, she definitely needs some beauty sleep!
Hal Incandenza | April 28, 2009 at 12:48 pm
She’s looking a little bit like David Lee Roth.
Courtyardpigeon | April 28, 2009 at 12:55 pm
This my friends is what sun damage does to the human body. Cover up.
smarg | April 28, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Dressing 19 when you’re 40-something just isn’t right. Also, Pammy, your roots are showing. But don’t worry, it’ll all be snow white soon.
Jason | April 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Dirty ass hoe bag!…I wouldnt bang her for a dollar…well maybe but still..I’d have to think a little bit about it….Ohhh yeah shes got the Hep C kicking too…nevermind!!