Pamela Anderson will probably have a fiery death

December 22nd, 2008 // 42 Comments

Okay, I get it, Pamela Anderson likes stuff spraying near her face; Makes her feel at home. But, Christ, woman, no wonder gas prices go through the roof. You’re topping off every parking lot in Malibu! That said, next time you hit the pump, remind me to park over your ankles with my gas tank open. Trust me, it’ll be fun.

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Comments (42)

  1. Cindy | December 22, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    Hey all you homo male commenters, check it out, you’re in luck! Pamela Anderson herself is holding a squirting flamer!

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  2. Famous Plastic | December 22, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    A tragic gasoline fight accident….

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  3. scabbeus | December 22, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    A Zoolander moment! She reminds me alot of Nancy Pelosi – a repulsive, nasty idiot.

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  4. FACE | December 22, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    I would crush that

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  5. scabbeus | December 22, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    Pam, you are getting it everywhere, put it back in your mouth!

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  6. poopoohead | December 22, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Is that maybe H2O? Is she driving one of those hydrogen fuel cell vehicles?

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  7. Randal | December 22, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    It’s a good thing that smoking is not allowed while filling up a vehicle, for there would be many accidents in America from the large number of smokers in that country.

    You’ve seen them before, driving around in their Ford F-150′s, wearing Harley Davidson t-shirts with an American flag flapping in the back hatch from the wind, puffing away and littering the world.

    Now that I think of it, perhaps allowing such accidents to happen wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

    Randal

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  8. chickdowntown | December 22, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    who the hell holds a gas pump like that? oh, yeah, a girl with experience!

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  9. Ballsack | December 22, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Girls are only hot til they’re about eleven. Once they start getting boobs and periods and stuff, it’s all downhill.

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  10. Cat | December 22, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    She getting chunky there!! Where is all her MEN?? Always there!

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  11. Tomas | December 22, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    I would still hit it but she would have to be dressed like that…and it would have to be in the gas station bathroom…..a dirty bathroom preferably

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  12. http://www.popduds.com | December 22, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    GASOLINE FIGHT!!!!

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  13. yah right | December 22, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    good photoshop job superficial!

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  14. Jimbo | December 22, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    I am surprised she does not have the nozzle in her mouth and is sucking it dry..

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  15. Douche Bagelow | December 22, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    the smell of gasoline almost covers the odor of her rank twat.

    I’d still hit it.

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  16. Platt | December 22, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Oh come on. Sam(uel) Ronson is hospitalized for “exhaustion” and Amy Winehouse is topless at a beach and this is what we’re stuck on? The beasts. Give us stories about the beasts.

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  17. bakinmycake | December 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Where is the rest of Tommy Lee……

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  18. jrz | December 22, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    Nah, I predict chemical overdose from the boobs, the hair, the fake tan, etc. will get her first.

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  19. Truth doctor | December 22, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Ironic that she’s a huge environmentalist (whacko).

    Of course, living green only applies to other people, not me. Typical.

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  20. Sam | December 22, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Kim Kardashian saw the picture and said “why isn’t it yellow?”

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  21. Andrea | December 22, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    Yeah, she’s such a psycho about the environment. Me, I see the smog and the oil spills and the sewage-filled rivers and I think “now THAT is how it should be!!!”

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  22. Doomhammer | December 22, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Fuck sakes, where’s a lit match when you need one.

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  23. Mr. Metric | December 22, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    Is she 3 feet tall, or is she driving a Peterbilt? The fill flap is boob-high to her.

    Perhaps Ms. Enviro-nut could drive something a bit smaller and more fuel efficient. Like a locomotive.

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  24. doomhammer | December 22, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    Hey Andrea, you ignorant fuck. We dont all live in the city surrounded by smog and sewage. why dont you get out sometime. There is more to America than your rat infested ghetto urban area ok. So dont cry to us about your woes. Rent a u-haul and live where the clean people are.

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  25. Randal's bisexual male lover | December 22, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Randal,

    It’s time for your spanking. You’ve been a naughty boy. I’m going to have to use the cucumber on you this time. Pretend like you don’t enjoy it.b

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  26. Mr_Knowitall | December 22, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    1. I’m impressed she pumps her own gas
    2. She drives a Land Rover
    3. She looks like she’s eating well (fat)
    4. I’d still fuk it and hard

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  27. Ted from Atlanta | December 22, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    Is she on a cell phone too? I wonder what Charles Darwin would say about this?

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  28. JJ | December 22, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    Now that’s a hand job.

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  29. Ted from Wikipedia | December 22, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    #24 – “do not eat” advisories (due to pollution) have been issued for fish in more than a third of the lakes and a quarter of the rivers in the U.S.

    But I suppose you’re a “sewage half full” kinda guy…

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  30. whatever, yo | December 22, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Doesn’t she own pants?? Seriously, she’s over 40, right? Time to put on some pants!

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  31. Cash | December 22, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    @Randall

    Close, but those sorts of people drive Chevy’s and GMC’s, not Fords. People who own and drive F-150′s are too busy using their trucks *as* trucks to bother with pimping them up with that crap.

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  32. jimbo/randal | December 22, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    LOL
    are you pretending to be two different people again??!
    LOL
    tsk tsk Randumbo

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  33. Megan | December 22, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    natural selection at work

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  34. gerard Vandenberg | December 22, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    SHE SURE KNOWS HOW TO GRAB A DILDO, folks!!

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  35. Barry O | December 23, 2008 at 12:28 am

    Not hydrogen cell (water comes out…it’s hydrogen that goes in), just the universe fu*king with us. Any other person would be in flames, yet she’s still around. Like herpes.

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  36. Matt | December 23, 2008 at 2:16 am

    Yeah Randal, because Americans smoke WAY more than other countries like the Middle East, France, etc.

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  37. Spikey DaPikey | December 23, 2008 at 2:40 am

    Where has the fuel gone in the 3rd pic ? It dont seem to reach the floor ?!

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  38. friendlyfires | December 23, 2008 at 3:20 am

    Someone who survives hepatitus C must obviously have the same kind of Magic Johnson mojo goin’ on in their court, so why be afraid of a little liquid kindling that could potentially turn you into the female version of Darkman? No, the Pamster will live to be ninety seven, living on the blood of virgin males, absinthe and Jaagermeister, and goat nads.

    The very thought … the image … my god … the horror … the horror …

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  39. gotmilk? | December 23, 2008 at 11:14 am

    does PETA approve of those boots?

    why is she just wearing underwear every time we see her now?

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  40. Meah | December 24, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Forgetting to wear pants-check
    Excessive gas station use/pap opportunity-check
    See thru clothes that are two sizes too small-check
    Wearing boots inappropriately-check
    Still waiting on shaved heads, wigs and frapps.

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  41. Dahlink | March 1, 2009 at 8:10 am

    Why she keep wearing these underpant? She should keep her pant on. I used to watch her on “Baywatch”. She used to be a nice looking girl; but not anymore. Pam doesn’t look healthy.

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  42. usb flash drive | April 29, 2010 at 8:45 am

    Hot girls only till they are about eleven. Once they started getting boobs, and time and stuff, but he hit it all that downhill.I Still … And the gas station going to the bathroom ….. Preferably in one piece would have to be a dirty bathroom

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