Pamela Anderson in a bikini

Here’s Pamela Anderson celebrating Memorial Day by squeezing her huge old cans into a bikini and taking her kids to the beach. People always talk about having two moms or dads will turn a child gay, but I highly doubt Pam’s sons are looking at her and thinking “If this is what a woman looks like, count me in.” Unless, of course, they have an unnatural love of beef jerky. Then maybe.