Pamela Anderson hates the paparazzi

November 13th, 2006 // 68 Comments
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Pamela Anderson has a little rant on her official site regarding the incident with Denise Richards last week that ended with her throwing laptops off balconies and hitting senior citizens in wheelchairs. She writes:

Can’t believe set is surrounded by loser paparazzi – not Canadian – all American and European…Leave us alone!!! They are being super idiots!!! Yelling rude stuff. They need to really go home! What is the big deal? All these big hairy men attacking us girls. A-holes!!!

Things are silly here in Vancouver. We’re innocently shooting our movie! So many photographers and creepy camera phones…This is Canada – it can’t be Canadians. Paparazzi were shouting out “no wonder you can’t keep a relationship together” to Denise. Denise walked up to them. They threatened her and something happened. A computer bounced off the floor and pieces went everywhere, from what I hear. Thank god no one was hurt. I didn’t see it as I was too busy yelling at my producer for something else that got leaked out in press. Normally I don’t care but I feel protective of Denise – I can relate. If it were me I would’ve thrown the photographers over the edge- they got lucky.

Meanwhile the movie is super hot. We already have a 1,200 theatre release date around May 25th. Very exciting….The crew is always cracking up and so am I – hard to keep a straight face. The Farrelly’s are hysterical. And cute! Anyway. I’ll keep up my diary. Really the show is behind the scenes….ha

“All these big hairy men attacking us girls.” That’s pretty much the best description of paparazzi I’ve ever heard. They’re not even just assholes anymore, now they’re potential rapists. Although for some reason Pamela decides to “thank God no one was hurt” during the incident. I guess senior citizens in wheelchairs no longer count as people. Which makes sense because they’re super old and smell funny. Plus they’re this close to death anyway so who cares.


  1. KelKel

    Canada? Where’s that?

  2. Grope For Luna

    I remember wheh she was on Leno a couple years ago claiming that Canada is more like England than the US. Jay cackled like a retarded hen.

  3. aurealis

    Repre-SENT!!! Your damn straight Canadians aren’t stalking her with cameras… Mostly because we’re embarrassed by her. Much like Celine Dion. Eghhhh.

  4. SonJaSpiCe

    Not jumping on the Pam bandwagon (though I think the only ones on there are horny 16 year old boys), but she has done a lot. Well, “a lot” is exaggerating it. She has done one notable cause.

    She is an extremely active member of PETA and does a lot of work for Animal Rights. However, I’ve always wondered how she’s managed to find a hairdye that wasn’t tested on animals…

    Oh and 51… Canada is an ab fab country just North of the States. We like moose, hockey and peacekeeping.

  5. MandyLee

    for being an 100 year old diseased, canadian she’s hot

  6. pumpkinpye

    OMG people!!! Why this obsession with Canada!!! Yes, I will agree we are awesome people, but we do not all say “EH”. Also we do not live in igloos and have year round snow!!!! I hate that Americans believe all that crap. Travel to Canada and see that our country kicks your Yankee asses.

  7. pumpkinpye

    Sorry y’all but this discrimination pisses me off, enough already.

  8. pumpkinpye

    P.S. Celine Dion is an embarrasment to Canada, she has these epileptic ticks and chest pounding like you wouldn’t believe!!!! Besides, I think she married her father or something. Ok i am finished now.

  9. Jill

    How does she figure none of the photographers were Canadian? Weren’t they filming in Canada? I didnt think there was much of a distinction between Americans and Canadians anyway. Is there? Other than the commonly known “eh” that Canadians use I guess, and the general fat grossness of Americans?

  10. jrzmommy

    Jill, where are you from?

  11. radically4peace

    She seemed to like it when Borat chased her down. Oh wait, no she didn’t. But in real life, I bet she did. I bet they made sexy time.

  12. Spiratacus

    Has anyone noticed she has massive sized hooters?

  13. auzzie2006

    I know that guy…he was in the Navy with me..

    I think his zipper is down too…

  14. rudeplacebo

    Just from reading that I can tell the baby was one lucky son of a bitch for being miscarried.

  15. SayWhat?

    “All these big hairy men attacking us girls. A-holes!!! Things are silly here in Vancouver. We’re innocently shooting our movie!”

    I didn’t realize Pamela was mentally challenged!!!! Actually, I did!!! My brain melted when I read her diary… She should write a book!!!! She DID? I must be a super-idiot! Not just an idiot, a SUPER idiot! Because if there’s anything worse than being an idiot, it’s being a super-idiot!
    What does “things are silly here” mean? Isn’t that the sort of thing you encourage 6-year-olds to say until they can say “things are fucked up” or something? Pamela, we’ve all seen you getting fucked so you can use grown-up words, we can take it!
    Good God, tell me that thing hanging off of Satan-boy’s shoulder is not a jacket. Maybe it’s the drapes? Maybe… I don’t know, but please don’t let that be a jacket or any piece of clothing for that matter!

  16. BlacKScar

    Ohhh shes soo ugly :(

  17. A POS

    @#42.

    If Pammy is so fucking smart, how come she writes as though she is sending a telegram? Oh of course, I forgot it’s because she’s got the attention span of a blowjob.

    @#46

    I think they may actually be books she ‘thinks’ are for adults. Actually, you may be right. Though i’m pretty sure she used a ghostwriter seeing as there is no mention of sucking dick on boats or rubber tits which is all her sucessful career is.

    ‘Big hairy men’? wow, sounds just like most of the men she’s dated in the past. Maybe she decided not to let ‘em fuck her seeing as they weren’t in a band.

  18. wow, that’s news….celebs who hate paparazzi

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