Pamela Anderson has a little rant on her official site regarding the incident with Denise Richards last week that ended with her throwing laptops off balconies and hitting senior citizens in wheelchairs. She writes:
Can’t believe set is surrounded by loser paparazzi – not Canadian – all American and European…Leave us alone!!! They are being super idiots!!! Yelling rude stuff. They need to really go home! What is the big deal? All these big hairy men attacking us girls. A-holes!!!
Things are silly here in Vancouver. We’re innocently shooting our movie! So many photographers and creepy camera phones…This is Canada – it can’t be Canadians. Paparazzi were shouting out “no wonder you can’t keep a relationship together” to Denise. Denise walked up to them. They threatened her and something happened. A computer bounced off the floor and pieces went everywhere, from what I hear. Thank god no one was hurt. I didn’t see it as I was too busy yelling at my producer for something else that got leaked out in press. Normally I don’t care but I feel protective of Denise – I can relate. If it were me I would’ve thrown the photographers over the edge- they got lucky.
Meanwhile the movie is super hot. We already have a 1,200 theatre release date around May 25th. Very exciting….The crew is always cracking up and so am I – hard to keep a straight face. The Farrelly’s are hysterical. And cute! Anyway. I’ll keep up my diary. Really the show is behind the scenes….ha
“All these big hairy men attacking us girls.” That’s pretty much the best description of paparazzi I’ve ever heard. They’re not even just assholes anymore, now they’re potential rapists. Although for some reason Pamela decides to “thank God no one was hurt” during the incident. I guess senior citizens in wheelchairs no longer count as people. Which makes sense because they’re super old and smell funny. Plus they’re this close to death anyway so who cares.
iheartsuperficial | November 13, 2006 at 8:45 am
the game is called I WIN (and I always do…)
PapaHotNuts | November 13, 2006 at 8:49 am
That baby she miscarried might be the luckiest mother fucker on the planet.
slantingthroughdarkness | November 13, 2006 at 8:49 am
Tramp.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Adult Underoos | November 13, 2006 at 8:50 am
ZZZzzz…. http://funderpants.com
SonJaSpiCe | November 13, 2006 at 8:51 am
I love it. Stick up for us, your fellow Canadians!
We never do anything wrong :)
RichPort | November 13, 2006 at 8:51 am
Used and abused as she is, diseased and siliconed, beat up and repeatedly trained during he multiple wedding receptions, I would still hit that like a semi going 100 mph into oncoming traffic. Without seatbelts, airbags, or brakes. Funk that.
seyoboy | November 13, 2006 at 8:56 am
Who dont????
http://celebrityoops.blogspot.com/
ja5on | November 13, 2006 at 8:58 am
I like the guy’s pants.
sabalon | November 13, 2006 at 8:58 am
WTF is that thing she’s with. Looks like based on pic #3 he’s got the whole “Hail Satan” going on
Madrid Marriott | November 13, 2006 at 9:02 am
Like the guy she is with in these pics, I too make devil horns with my fingers as I walk oot and aboot doon the street. Just to let everyone know I’m real a badass.
I would think he was trying to grab her ass in pic #2, if he weren’t so damn flaming. So, unlike that guy, I would seriously be molesting her in each of these pics. And she would like it.
jrzmommy | November 13, 2006 at 9:10 am
What the fuck is she wearing? Does she ever put on clothes that cover her body? ever? once?
HolisticWisdomcom | November 13, 2006 at 9:14 am
Somehow here assessment of what is going on does not create a sense of empathy. Perhaps it is her idiotic description of it all that did it… just not feeling badly about the whole thing.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Brain Embolism | November 13, 2006 at 9:16 am
I still hate her too!
BriBri | November 13, 2006 at 9:16 am
What’s with her obsessive mentioning of Canadians? Who gives a shit!
Binky | November 13, 2006 at 9:17 am
Looks like Kid Rock has cleaned himself up a bit.
But why isn’t he carrying her purse ?
mullinitover | November 13, 2006 at 9:17 am
I’m more concerned with whatever it is she is walking with in the first three pics. Maybe she hopes people will be so distracted by the flaming satanist they will forget to take her picture or bother her.
http://famousidiots.blogspot.com
happy hands club | November 13, 2006 at 9:18 am
She hardly makes sense. Her bag is ugly and tacky just like her.
wedgeone | November 13, 2006 at 9:26 am
If she doesn’t like the paparazzi, she can always screw them all & give them Hep C. That’ll fix ‘em.
Rich – didn’t we talk about this over Brit last week? With Pam you would have to use a 2×8 and 2 body condoms, or we’d never hear from you again.
SonJaSpiCe | November 13, 2006 at 9:27 am
#14… she is Canadian.
A proud export. Like Celine Dion and Simple Plan.
KimberWolf | November 13, 2006 at 9:27 am
Who would Pamela Anderson be without photographers?
jrzmommy | November 13, 2006 at 9:30 am
She’s wearing a regular sweater — which to the rest of the female population would be one of those horrendous, butt-covering sweaters you wear over leggings to run to the store–but not Miss Exhibitionist…she just ties the sleeves behind her back and wear’s it as a dress. Kid Rock is doing a lousy job of supporting his bride if she can’t even afford a new strapless micro-dress. Lousy provider, Bob.
BigJim | November 13, 2006 at 9:32 am
Not all Canadians are polite.
I’m Canadian, and I would just like to say fuck you all.
mrs.t | November 13, 2006 at 9:38 am
The guy in these pics is hot new gay porn star Clutch Cargo. Named for his severe underbite and ability to bring costars to shit-your-pants climax by merely popping his jaws.
overcast | November 13, 2006 at 9:39 am
Why is there paparazzi at all, I mean honestly. Who gives a shit about this woman anymore? The over accentuated barbie look was so 1990′s. Even Playboy is over it.
sexybitch | November 13, 2006 at 9:40 am
#14 She obviously learned from Sienna Miller not to shit where you’re (temporarily) eating, hence the disclaimers.
And she told Denise she KNEW the paparazzi weren’t Canadian because they didn’t end their questions with “eh?”!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 13, 2006 at 9:40 am
Oh, Pammy, your lyrical sensitivity and delicate mastery of words makes me appreciate your timeless wisdom and charm, and for a moment I forget that I was first drawn to you by your monster cans.
mrs.t | November 13, 2006 at 9:41 am
jrz-I didn’t even notice the arms of that rag tied behind her back. She just couldn’t find anything in her closet that was appropriate for a funeral, so she came up with this little number. “Look ma, no stylist!”
DrunkBlogger | November 13, 2006 at 9:41 am
They love her though! Hey now! Boo-yah! Hoo-ah! You…you got any gum?
YouTubeRoast.com
Mojo | November 13, 2006 at 9:41 am
@ 20
she’d be exactly what she is now.A big breasted
blonde with fake boobs and Hep-C
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
pinky_nip | November 13, 2006 at 9:44 am
Neither one of these “women” should be allowed around a laptop.
Denise for fear of her wailing it at you.
And Pam for typing an on-line diary.
Both are extremely painful.
enfilade | November 13, 2006 at 9:49 am
She needs to realize, no one likes her because of her opinion, and she only has popularity for doing nude photoshoots now and again.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
no one you know | November 13, 2006 at 9:58 am
When is calling someone a “super idiot” ever an insult? Oh, yeah, I remember…3rd grade. By 4th grade, even my teacher has the balls to refer to me as ‘what she shit out during planning period.’
CelebSlam.com | November 13, 2006 at 9:58 am
Apparently aging hates Pamel Anderson
http://www.celebslam.com
Spindoc | November 13, 2006 at 9:59 am
Doesn’t Pam Anderson basically cease to exist if there are no Paparazzi around?
PrettyBaby | November 13, 2006 at 10:04 am
#10 & #16 Yes, her pal there looks very disturbing. Shheeesh, he looks like that serial killer what was his name, The Night Stalker I think. Not Good, besides, I hope she isn’t ALREADY trying to piss the Kid off with this devil worshipper. Not Good.
RichPort | November 13, 2006 at 10:06 am
#18 – As long as you cut airholes, or give me an oxygen tank, I’m game.
BriBri | November 13, 2006 at 10:07 am
@ #19: I know she’s Canadian. It’s still excessive and weird for her to mention it so much. I mean, who’s really giving a crap on whether the papparazzi are Canadian or otherwise?
PrettyBaby | November 13, 2006 at 10:19 am
By the way, I got soooo drunk on Sat. And I didn’t do any hooking up. I am becoming a changed lady I think. That is good. Maybe danielle’s insults about me being a “slut” and “whore” have done some good.
Then again, maybe not…
jrzmommy | November 13, 2006 at 10:21 am
So many photographers and creepy camera phones…This is Canada – it can’t be Canadians. Is she implying that Canadians are incapable of having hi-tech gadgets like cameras and camera/phones? Pam, just stick to topless shots, and don’t talk anymore.
commissioner | November 13, 2006 at 10:25 am
jrz- I just noticed the arms tied behind her back. She’s such a doofus. Remember those “Units” they used to peddle in the mid to late eighties? It’s a dress, no, it’s a shirt, or maybe a skirt! I threw all that shit out when I started making real money.
Spindoc | November 13, 2006 at 11:20 am
AT first I thought “What the hell is wrong with Pam, she always sounds so stupid?” Then I remembered that Tommy Lee Fucked her brains out.
kiersten77 | November 13, 2006 at 11:57 am
You guys should stop calling Pamela Anderson “stupid blond”…’cause she’s not!!!
Leave her alone!!…she’s probably way smarter than a lot of famous bitches!!
She’s doing many great things!!
jrzmommy | November 13, 2006 at 12:22 pm
#42…such as? Or shall I say, Such as!! What is Pam doing!! What’s with the !!s in every sentence!!
PrettyBaby | November 13, 2006 at 12:25 pm
#42, I am a Pam fan, but only cuz I like her sleazy brand of sexiness. But I defintely would not say “She’s done Great Things”! I am sorry, that is funny as hell. She does have 2 cute littel boys, but I think the greatest thing she has done is probably that “thing” she was sucking on in the infamous sex tape.
PrettyBaby | November 13, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Sorry for the horshit spelling today, I will blame it on danielle. (JUST JOKING for fuck’s sake, danielle)
danielle,danielle,danielle,danielle
happy_bunny | November 13, 2006 at 12:50 pm
She writes books.
frenchtoaststix | November 13, 2006 at 1:15 pm
#42: She’s done great BIG things, like Tommy Lee’s dick.
#46: She looks at books with pictures, because she can’t read (see post #41 by Spin Doc).
Spindoc | November 13, 2006 at 2:00 pm
#42, you’re kidding right? Is this one of her kids? Whats the great thing she did? Make you a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwhich with the crusts cut off?
If she did, just make sure to brush any dried semen residue off the bread, you never know whats falling off her.
beifiori | November 13, 2006 at 4:23 pm
the pappies had it right, no wonder she can’t keep a man with that bad attitude…beauty only goes so far and there isn’t a puss or cock in the world that is worth a lifetime of bad attitude. denise isn’t even that big of a star, really the only thing she’s famous for is being married to good ol’ whore lovin’ charlie, hmmm, says a lot about denise and a lot about pammy as well, since birds of a feather flock together, but then, we all knew that anyway…but I have to say, I think pammie’s rant is funny, it shows how incredibly stupid she is…and as far as that movie being a hit hahaha! THAT is hilarious! i do believe that’s the funniest thing coming off that set!
Saera | November 13, 2006 at 5:15 pm
“”All these big hairy men attacking us girls.” That’s pretty much the best description of paparazzi I’ve ever heard.”
AHAHA! I so agree!