Pamela Anderson has two more weddings left

August 7th, 2006 // 33 Comments

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock celebrated their second wedding on Saturday in a Detroit courthouse, after their first one on a yacht in St. Tropez a week ago.

“It’s official,” the actress wrote on a posting to her Website. “Just left the courthouse!!!! Mr. and Mrs. Ritchie have left the building.” During the Friday session with Seacrest she denied that she and Rock would be tying the knot in Detroit, saying she was simply in the city to “hang out.” Anderson further claimed that she and Rock would not swap “I do’s” in Nashville. “There’s only one more wedding [in Malibu],” she told Seacrest. “For the kids.” Anderson has not stated why she made the misleading statements to Seacrest (i.e., turning around and getting remarried in Detroit a day after publicly saying she wasn’t), but perhaps she was trying to throw mood-killing shutterbugs off track.

I’m pretty sure what Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are doing is illegal. They were officially married a few days after their St. Tropez wedding so I have no idea what they could be doing in a Detroit courthouse. The only reason you have courthouse weddings is to make it offiical as painlessly as possible. But they’ve already done that. And it’s not like you can show up in a bikini and start stripping for the random weirdos in a courthouse. It’s like they’re getting officially married multiple times. Last time I checked this was America, not the make believe island in my head. Or Utah.

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  1. CMonster0125

    Why are we wasting our time with these assclowns?

  2. whats with her stomach?…blech (even though i do love her…she doesnt take herself seriously which is rad)

  3. CMonster0125

    Woohoo! Looks like the comments area is on the fritz again. Time to kick the machine again.

  4. brandybuggz

    uh, where’s the groom? that’s some wedding–where your husband is replaced by male strippers.

  5. Stacyy

    I was in St tropez when she got married! i also saw her at this beach resort called Nikki beach.

  6. JessLovesIt

    Everyone deserves a chance to act like a straight up clown whore once in awhile, but Pam’s taking advantage of the deal.

  7. amaritimer

    he is one fugly ucker. He must be able to lick his eyebrows.

  8. ImSuicidal

    I still think the Superficial officials should have went with this post:

    http://www.x17online.com/blog/archive/2006/august/05/article/julia-roberts-hausfrau-or-pretty-woman-1/

    At least it’s something different!

  9. Every time I hear about this, my head threatens to explode. I love me some Pam A., but even I have my limits.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  10. BarbadoSlim

    Ah, I bet after all the Salem 100′s, Malt Liquors, the weed and the pukin’ this roving band of party “animals” smell great.

  11. Devilry

    Is it an optical illusion, or is that nipple an “inny”?

  12. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    Is that Adrien Brody in the background? He prolly banged her. Lucky ugly fucker. She has a thing for ugly guys. She sucks a cock like a porn star thats for sure. I mean any woman that can take 9″ of manmeat down to the hilt why keeping up the twist action deserves an award.

  13. The multiple marriages are because they have to be certain that both of them were sober at one point in saying the numerous “I do’s”. What to give the two people who have everything? How about a double shot of penicillin followed by a chaser of Valtrex. These two look scuzzy to begin with. Imagine a whole day out in the sun doing nothing but drinking and drugging and sneaking below deck for some impromptu nookie. They must smell like high ass. Thank God that pic isn’t scratch ‘n sniff.

  14. I Fucked Your Honor Student

    I think Pamela Rock sounds better then Pamela Ritchie. Pamela Ritchie sounds like a redneck name. But wait, she did marry “Kid Rock” so I retract my statement.

  15. bunnyhugger

    on top of all that stupidity, bitch is wearing fucking HIGH HEELS on that deck! and not even her own yacht? boy, i’ll bet the captain is proud of THAT party. hope he kept the deposit.

  16. Justin Igger

    this bitch needs to stop fucking with kid rock and start smoking my crack rock for real though

  17. TiredAndEmotional

    Pure, pure class.

  18. CaptainSurley

    She’s gold. And by gold I mean Pure Gold. And by Pure Gold I meant the strip club just down the street from me.

  19. hesboolala

    She has 10 digits, and only one tattoo wedding ring. Therefore she has 9 weddings left

  20. I just love when the inside pockets are hanging out. Klassy.

  21. RichPort

    Uh oh. Whenever some balloon breasted buxom blonde resorts to wearing the Skipper’s hat and helicoptering Gilligan’s shirt it mean sthat she has ingested copious amounts of alcohol laden spunk… and what’s the difference between Pam Rock and and a whirlpool? Nothing, they both swallow seamen…

  22. Why you gotta be hating when the classy girl is just trying to have a little fun

  23. jrzmommy

    Nowhere else in the world screams romance and fairy tale quite like Detroit in August. The picture-perfect backdrop for a wedding.

  24. RichPort

    #24

    Yea, nothing like consummating a marriage outside of the squalor of an abandoned GM factory while your Maid of Honor sweeps broken glass and empty crushed cans of Old Milwaukee off the steps for you, all while hookers take the time to lift their heads off of their client’s laps gravelly voicing their approvals.

  25. jrzmommy

    25–I’m just picturing the Courthouse as a wedding venue. When I think back to that lousy church full of family and friends looking on as I said, “I do” with the orchestra music playing at my wedding and I compare it to the Detroit courthouse full of the prostitutes, schizos and drunks pissing on themselves at their arraignment hearings looking on as Pam and Kid said their vows, I’m postitively pea-green with envy. What bride wouldn’t be?

  26. Equalparts

    Officiant: “Do you, Hepatitis C positive, divorced mother of two, obsessed-with-plastic -surgery-and-youth, alcoholic-publicity-whore Pamela take this man, Detroit-hailing orgy-loving Jabba the Hut on Crack-looking alcoholic white trash hipster wannabe, to have an to hold for better or worse?”
    Pam: (licking some other dudes ear while his hand is on her ass) “huh? oh, ya–this really is the life for me, I swear it hunny, I do.”
    Kid Rock: “I just can’t believe I’m even here, I’m even famous, rich, or wanted by anyone, well heeeeeellll yaa!!”

    I now pronounce you man and wife. You may fuck the bride while we all bukakke her.

    Ya, this marraige was built to last.

  27. Equalparts

    Officiant: “Do you, Hepatitis C positive, divorced mother of two, obsessed-with-plastic -surgery-and-youth, alcoholic-publicity-whore Pamela take this man, Detroit-hailing orgy-loving Jabba the Hut on Crack-looking alcoholic white trash hipster wannabe, to have an to hold for better or worse?”
    Pam: (licking some other dudes ear while his hand is on her ass) “huh? oh, ya–this really is the life for me, I swear it hunny, I do.”
    Kid Rock: “I just can’t believe I’m even here, I’m even famous, rich, or wanted by anyone, well heeeeeellll yaa!!”

    Officiant: “I now pronounce you man and wife. You may fuck the bride while we all bukakke her.”

    I give it a year.

  28. “offiical” lol

  29. “offiical” lol

  30. “offiical” lol

  31. Ah yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom’s bride is a whore.

  32. The fifth wedding is going to be at my apartment complex at 1267 N. Laurel Ave. West Hollywood, CA 90046. There is a pool and everything. It’s free. It’s this Saturday night. check it out.

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