I’d normally make fun of Pamela Anderson for going to the beach wearing a giant handkerchief for a shirt, but it feels like a step backwards considering she was wearing this in the previous post. You wouldn’t make fun of Hitler for giving up genocide to run over puppies in his car. You’d give him a high five. And possibly a trophy. And then you’d ask somebody to shoot you in the heart because you just gave Hitler a high five and a trophy.
Wow. I feel like taking it off and putting on my face and robbing train cars on my horse. I do have a horse ya know….
That’s not strange beachwear. I wear handkerchiefs-cum-shirts and underwear briefs like that to NASCAR games and Coors Light drinking parties by the river all the time. Paired, of course, with a floppy cowboy hat and bare feet. American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. I don’t know what Pam’s excuse is, though…
all the guys in the background are looking away and all the mothers with children are staring at her…lol
I mean… how could you not? She’s an attractively interesting specimen, even if the box she came in said “some parts sold separately”. All hail Pam, the human cumshot!!!
Compared to the beasties in the background, she looks pretty hot.
This broad makes lindsay lohan look like an elocution class teacher.
Haha yeah as if you know what that means.
The poor lady in the red bikini…just as she thought she was losing some of that baby weight, feelin’ good…gettin’ her groove back on….WHAMMO–Pam Anderson shows up at the same beach. Nice karma. Who the fuck was she in a former life to deserve that one? Dr. Mengele?
She is actually appropriately dressed for the setting and looks halfway decent.
LMAO @ #7…too funny. Pam looks good here.
i like it
Enough Pam Anderson already!!! Shouldn’t she be dead from Hep-B already? She’s like the Darth Vader of fuck, more silicone than flesh.
What’s up with the lady in the background holding (barely) the kid with a bare ass. Is that Brittany?
Yes, I, too, would like to know where this fat and ugly peoples’ beach is so I can go there and make all the women who’ve had babies cry. *evil laughter*
all she needs to do now is rip those shorts off, flash her ass around and watch the husbands gather round’ her like flies on shit.
i TOLD my mom her swimsuit would come back in style!! mom, you owe my five bucks!!
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The hankerchief is definitely a step up. And I was going to say, DANG, her ass MUST be hanging out of those shorts…but I forgot she doesn’t HAVE an ass.
She looks pretty damn good in this picture, actually. Interesting that she’s not even in a swimsuit really…
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Pretty soon, the only fabric Pam Anderson is going to be wearing in public is bellybutton lint. That’s it.
She looks great here. The shirt actually makes her breasts look a little less humungous.
Sweet Baby Jesus…look at her ankles!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seeing Pammy in this outfit makes her seem so pure and innocent, it kinda reminds me of my first blowjob in my first car, and the first time I invented a new phrase, which was I believed to be used a lot by a lot of my friends afterwards that phrase was, “FINE-THAN-GET-THE-FUCK-OUT-OF-MY-CAR.”
Until that day I never knew how powerful manipulation could actually be. And it also helped to have a new car.
The scene went a little something like this.
Danielle: Eeeeeeooolll. I would never do that.
Jimmy (me): It’s easy, just think of it as being like a larger than average popsicle.
Danielle: It doesn’t look like a popsicle.
Jimmy: Think of it as a popsicle shaped like a larger than average mushroom.
Danielle: It’s icky. icky. ickkkkky.
Jimmy: Don’t think about it, just close your eyes and do it.
Danielle: I might gag.
Jimmy: That’s o.k. gag all you like, gotta start somewhere.
Danielle: I’m just not ready yet. I’m sorry. I really like you alot. But I can’t.
Jimmy: Fine, than get the fuck out of my car.
Danielle: O.k. Jimmy. SLLLLLLurrrrrrrrrp. GAAAAAAAGGGGGGG sLLLLLLLLLLLLUUURP. Sluuuuuurp.
Jimmy: That a girl.
Anyway this outfit reminds me of my first blowjob in my new car and a very powerful manipulative phrase.
What do you expext from someone who used to get raped by their uncle Rob.
When did this site turn into celebrity summer fashion watch?
she should wear a headband as a bathing suit…
@18
she already did that, remember? the store window protest thing?
………….Okay, 21………..um…..that was…..um….it took a lot of courage for you to share….that…..um….does anyone else have anything to add to the discussion of Pam’s beach attire?
#20: I don’t think she HAS ankles. It looks like her legs just turn into feet.
lower extremity edema is so fucking hot! GOD I wish I was Pam!
damn, i used to wear those…. in like, 1979.
i also drove a pinto.
and had terrific hooters that didn’t hang down to my belly button.
childbirth and aging are a bitch.
ha ha ha ha, Pammy has fat ankles. My day is complete.
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send me a picture and i’ll be the judge…
“Sweet Baby Jesus…look at her ankles!!!!!!!!!!!!”
She is standing flat footed int he sand. That makes the tendons stick our and the muscles bulge. If you put her in 4 inch heels they are thin.
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ya couldn’t handle it, baby.
i’m only looking out for your sanity.
@ 25 jrzmommy. I was just trying to convey the fact that Pam reminded me of my first girlfriend… minus the blonde hair, boobs and pubic hair.
My observations:
#1, The outfit is actually becoming considering what she’s got to work with.
#2, Why would she bring a dirty, old white clutch purse to the beach?
#3, The mom in the dark tank is holding a flailing young boy who happens to be NAKED from the waist down. How embarrassing to have your son’s first experimentation with masturbation be caught by Pammy’s Paparazzi!
33–that’s cool. I was commenting more on the Uncle Rob thing. I actually laughed at your post because I knew a couple in high school named Jimmy & Danielle and I’m pretty sure the exchange you described in your previous post was something that went on pretty frequently between these two.
I know, as a female, that someone is going to say that I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, but I think she looks awful. I think she’s taken so much trouble to accentuate her breasts because the rest of her body looks skanky. Under her arms, her back, her legs, the veins sticking out in her stomach. Yuck.
Plus, please Mr. Superficial, give us some guys to make fun of, or look at, or something. I’m so tired of these gross women. Pleeeaaasseee!!
32
thank you…but some days i forget my name and need instructions to breath…
sanity is an afterthought…
That is strange….strangely attractive…a hahahahahahah ahahahahaha ahh hahahaha
Hey-yo! You got any gum?
JRZ: you are such a good sport that is why you are one of my favorites. Stay tuned for the time I helped my uncle install a new shower head.
32
thank you…but some days i forget my name and need instructions to breath…
sanity is an afterthought…
That is strange….strangely attractive…a hahahahahahah ahahahahaha ahh hahahaha
Hey-yo! You got any gum?
Oh, and before someone picks me up on it, I know you can’t see her back in this picture, but I’ve seen it in other posts….
I don’t really have x-ray vision or anything…
She’s carrying the white clutchpurse with her to hold her emergency outfit in case something happens to the one she’s wearing.
…SEE…
39–Thx! Looking forward to the shower head story! Sounds like it’s a real coming-of-age, rite-of-passage, Catcher in the Rye kinda thing.
45. I’m not very Holden Caulfield in the story, but I’m definately holden somethin’, and I’m not as much Catcher in the Rye, but more like just a ‘Catcher’.
Pamela Anderson is my sister.
so Lester did you happen to see your sisters famous porn video, what did you think when she sucked down tommy’s gun and made it disappear like a magic trick, did you slap your monkey while watching your sister. She’s hot isn’t she, she makes you wish you weren’t related cause now you have these nasty thoughts about her. What do you wanna do to her, slap her ass around or maybe even lick it, do you dream of sticking your peter in her tweeter, I bet you do, you want her don’t you, you sick fuck.
*guffaws*
pt, you are too much.
i’d be more than happy to find you a pic of a ’72 pinto….
but first i must away to yonder cement pond and scare all the critters (aw, shit, now my hillbillie’s stickin’ out) (cement pont? critters? too much sun anyone?)
y’all play nice & have a good weekend!!
….buns
@48. Bigponie. I was really trying for the most offensive logger of the day award, but your ‘peter in the tweeter’ takes it, hands down.
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Also; I know what you mean about Pam’s magic mouth and the disappearing schlong, but the trick was really never ending, because 3 weeks after that movie Tommy’s cock actually disappeared. The tricks on him, straight from the horses mouth.
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